Megan was minding her own business and eating some chips with her window open during a wild safari park tour (brilliant) when she was suddenly attacked by a zebra. Here’s an idea, if you’re going to be eating delicious chips in front of wild animals while roaming their land, ou might want to keep the window up and pay attention to what’s going on around you, hence, why you are there to begin with.

And don’t be such a baby. This is a weak ass bruise and it appears the zebra did little damage. Stop crying and continue on with your tour.

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