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There’s really not much to say about this video, other than the fact that I definitely didn’t think she had enough strength in her current condition to pull this off…
Mark Loescher is the director of the CIA, Elvis Presley’s brother, a half ape and in need of monkey blood… Oh, and pointing a loaded gun at a woman.
Outside of a Wells Fargo bank in Naples, Mark Loescher, 51, was arrested by police after pointing a fully loaded .357 Magnum at a woman who was coming to warn him that there was smoke coming from his vehicle. This alone tells me the guy has some screws loose and should not be legally able to carry a gun.
After being arrested, he had quite the tale for law enforcement. Loescher told the deputies that he was the director of the CIA and that he was also the half-brother of Elvis Presley. At this point, the authorities were well aware of the fact that they were dealing with someone that wasn’t living in reality.
He also told deputies he was a half orangutan and needed to call the ‘Fusion Center’ to ask about his monkey blood.
Collier County was called to the scene around 5pm and made the assessment that Loescher was not mentally there. Oddly enough, there was a woman, believed to be his girlfriend, sitting in the passenger seat when the officers arrived. She was dismissed from the scene.
And apparently Mark should have no problems obtaining an attorney for his trial because he and President Bush are good friends and share an attorney. With Bush’s attorney, I can’t see how he won’t get off easy. Hopefully he’s able to get in touch with him soon
Loescher was taken to the hospital after complaints of high blood pressure but was later released and transported to the Naples Jail Center, where he is being held in the medical ward reserved for inmates with apparent medical and mental problems.
(the person in the featured photo is not actually the victim. If she had three bullets in her face, no matter how drugged up, she’d most certainly be dead or at the very least, not smiling.)
On New Year’s Eve, a 30-year-old woman was shot through her eye by the same suspect that took the life of her friend. The woman, from Winnipeg, had insisted on finishing her beer before she would receive any treatment. Some people felt she was unaware of what had just happened to her.
“It was like she was oblivious to what had happened. She didn’t want any treatment until after she finished her beer,” a source told the Free Press.
The woman was highly intoxicated (obviously) and showed no signs that she was in any type of pain. Sadly, when she wakes up in the morning after blacking out, she’s not going to only be forgetting the dumb shit she did last night, but she’ll most likely forget that she was shot through the eye and will probably be suffering.
I’m sorry but there are a few things I would demand to finish a beer for, but making sure I got the proper medical attention after getting my eye taken out with a bullet is something I could definitely work into my routine. Sadly, she wasn’t even coherent enough to realize that while SHE was the lucky one, her friend, Michael Warren Sinclair, 46, was laying dead in that house.
And if you think this woman was just that drunk, you are so incredibly naiive. There must have been some drug use going on around here.
- Man Orders Beer, Robs Bank, Returns to Bar to Finish Beer (neatorama.com)
- Free Beer at Ben’s Canteen (benscanteen.com)
- Booze It Up With a Beer Facial (bellasugar.com)
- [VIDEO] This Woman REALLY Loves Guinness! (practikel.com)
The naked woman is currently not being identified by police, even though she went on a rampage that attracted the attention of nearly 300 onlookers. Before the police were able to detain her, the elder woman had seen a sign that said “FREE” in the window of a Chinese restaurant and proceeded to go inside and collect her free food.
Unfortunately, though this woman was known around these parts, she usually just muttered to herself, clothes on and all. This time, she became so frantic when she heard that everything was not free and started to undress herself, screamed and started throwing things around.
“This old lady was trashing the place,” Noreen Monier, who owns a nearby store, told The Brooklyn paper. “I told her to stop and she threw a watermelon at me. She had superhuman strength. She said, ‘I’ll stop when I’m good and ready.’” She really had at the place, too. Reportedly picking up phones, answering calls and throwing money around.
She wasn’t done causing chaos and decided to continue on with her rampage. In fact, a grease fire was started and required the attention of the FDNY. This bitch went balls out and made a huge mess of the place. After she had finished with the restaurant, she decided to move the attention outside.
If you saw a naked 60-year-old woman running around throwing watermelons and screaming, what would you do? If you’re response is that you don’t want to see that, I don’t believe you. Reality television exists because people love to watch other people going crazy. It’s a fact. And that’s exactly what happened here. Many people outside began to egg her on.
“At one point, she even laid down on the hood of a black convertible, whose driver didn’t know what to do.” FInally, the police get her under control, but it took a lot of effort, as this report over on Animal makes clear:
“We couldn’t really make out what she was saying. Then she reached behind her back and unzipped her skirt, pulled down her underwear, kicked off her shoes, ripped off her top, unsnapped her bra and started parading around – still in the middle of the street!
She then jumped onto the hood of a car that was trying to get through the intersection and spread eagle on it! Then she slid off and ran into the chinese food restaurant and trashed the place!
Near the end of the ordeal, just before the police, ambulance and fire department came, she opened the cash register, pulled out all of the cash, put it on top of the oven and started a fire! The guy that owns the hardware store a few doors down ran and got a fire extinguisher to put it out. No one could get close to her to grab the one inside because she was throwing glass bottles at everyone from the coolers in the Chinese restaurant dining room! She was pretty strong too because she even broke away from the three police officers trying to restrain her!”
- Watermelon Lemonade (notecook.com)
- Naked Driver Smashes 12 Cars In Moscow (huffingtonpost.com)
- Topless bingles: half naked woman seen driving erratically (theage.com.au)
- Naked woman runs into store after kidnapping (abclocal.go.com)