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[VIDEO] Jackie Beat: Gimme All Your Blood (Madonna Parody)

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Jackie Beat is the queen of parodies and I am very thrilled that she has put out this new one! It also helps that I’m not really all that into Madonna’s song to begin with. Seriously, the only part I even somewhat enjoy is Nicki Minaj’s piece. Luckily we have great drag queens out there to make a bad song, so much better.

YouTube: The Queen of Parody takes on the Queen of Pop. Gimme All your Blood by Jackie Beat. video by Austin Young. featuring Vicki Vox and Detox Icunt! http://www.austinyoung.com http://www.missjackiebeat.com

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Vampire And Cannibal Request To Be Wed


First of all, I don’t understand why people behind bars (either prison or mental health facilities) are able to get married anyway; I’m a gay person who has still not been granted that freedom despite the fact that I have no criminal record. This, is unfuckingfair. Yet, this man, who murders his ex-girlfriend (mother of five children) and eats parts of her body, is able to, possibly, have the choice to marry another woman who has committed an equally heinous crime.

Sweden‘s most evil couple – a cannibal and a Satan-worshipping vampire – have applied to get married behind the bars of their secure psychiatric hospital.

Isakin Jonsson, 33, has asked human vampire Michelle Gustafsson, 23, to join him in unholy matrimony in a move that has shocked the country.

He killed mother-of-five Helle Christensen – his girlfriend at the time – by cutting her head off, eating parts of her body and then boasting about it on the Internet.

Shortly after Gustafsson stabbed the single father and drank his blood, she posted a photo on her FaceBook with blood dripping from her lips, holding a power saw and a knife.

The caption read: ‘I want to cut the throats of people on the subway.’

Both of these freaks are being held at the same institution, high-security Karsuddens psychiatric facility near Katrineholm, and they are expected to be here for the rest of their lives.

Shocking: Isakin Jonsson (left) pictured with former lover Helle Christensen (right) whose head he cut off

The couple, still believe that they may be able to one day live a life together, outside of a facilities walls. Gustafsson, who is still able to post to the internet had said,” We want to live together at some point, have dogs and pursue our hobbies: piercing and tattoos.’

Killer: Michelle Gustafsson (right) with stabbed single father Daniel Stenman (left)

Her fiancé apparently feels the same way and had added, “‘I love Michelle. Have never met anyone like her. I want to live a non-criminal life.’ to the earlier posting she had made.

Hopefully, they’re dreams will never come true.


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Ghanaian Woman Bites Mans Scrotum Because She’s A Vampire, Of Course

When you watch shows like ‘True Blood‘ and movies like ‘Twilight’ you need to take a step outside of reality, and realize that these stories are based off of fiction. For people who watch these shows and then assume they’re themselves vampires, you need to stop being so fucking crazy. If you were a vampire, don’t you think you would have been aware before this fad had started up?

Akosua Serwaa Bonsu, a 31-year-old woman from Anwiankwanta in the Amansie East Municipality of the Ashanti region, was arrested last Saturday evening after she bit into the scrotum of a man. Kwadwo Owusu, 55, a native of Ofoase-Kokoben, had his testicles severed by the woman ‘vampire’, who now faces provisional charges of causing bodily harm and aggravated assault

The suspect, who appeared in the Bekwai Circuit Court, was remanded into prison custody by the presiding judge, Daniel Kwaku Obeng, to re-appear on November 29, 2011 to face trial. Prosecution, Detective Sergeant Stephen Ofori, said the attack happened just around 6:00 pm after Mr. Owusu was returning to Ofoase-Kokoben from Anwiankwanta, where he attended a funeral during the day. 

Not only did she bite this mans testicles off, but she did so after he attended a funeral. What a malicious bitch. Kwadwo Owusu, a palm wine tapper, was apparently attacked out of nowhere when Bonsu decided to start a quarrel with him. According to her, the man had intervened in a fight she was having with another woman and said she was going to teach him a lesson before biting off various portions of his testes.

The court heard that the victim’s testicles fell from the scrotum after the attack, rendering the victim weak in a pool of blood before bystanders went to his rescue. The victim had surgery to re-attach his testicles after he was rushed to the Bekwai Government Hospital, where he would spend several weeks to recover from the attack. Serwaa Bonsu was arrested by residents and handed over to the Anwiankwanta police, where she has been on remand following her appearance in court.

Holy shit. His testicles fell from his mangled ball sack?! That is one crazy ass woman who had intended on making this man’s life a living hell. Obviously this poor man had a shitty day: funeral, balls falling out, and then left feeling less like a man as he couldn’t even help himself out of that horrendous situation. I just wonder how she even managed to get the man’s pants off to the point that his scrotum was so easily accessible.


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Scariest Mug Shot I Have Ever Seen!



AUGUSTA, MaineOne of three men charged in a triple-killing in western Massachusetts claimed to be a vampire and Satanist after an assault in which he licked a teenager’s blood in Maine. Caius Veiovis (KYE-us VAY-oh-veese), then known as Roy Gutfinski, served almost 7 1/2 years in prison in Maine for charges including elevated aggravated assault after he and his 16-year-old girlfriend cut a teenager’s back with a razor and kissed as they licked the blood. The 1999 injury required 32 stitches to close. The Kennebec Journal reported (http://bit.ly/pYmquV) Gutfinski claimed to be a vampire and a Satan worshipper. His name was changed while in prison. He’s now one of three men charged in Massachusetts in a triple killing. His lawyer declined comment to The Associated Press during a court hearing Monday.

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Meet Caius Veiovis.

The Massachusetts man, 31, and two cohorts are facing murder and kidnapping charges in connection with the deaths of three men, one of whom was expected to testify against one of the accused killers in an upcoming criminal trial.

Veiovis and his codefendants are connected to a Hells Angels chapter, according to investigators. The three men were scheduled to be arraigned this morning in District Court.

This is highly unattractive and from my understanding, serves absolutely no purpose. If anything, it seems to me that these bulges on his face would cause more damage if hit. Can anyone explain the purpose??

Female “Vampire” Busted Biting Victim







Another woman from Florida has made the state look it’s absolute best by claiming that she is a vampire and attempting to claim a victim. I’m sorry but what the hell makes you think that you need blood to survive after 22 years of living without it? And if you were a vampire, don’t you think that you could get away quickly without being noticed or at least not caught by the police? I’d say you’re either strictly human or a pretty shitty fucking vampire. The story is even better though due to the chosen location, disability that the elderly man endured previous to the attack as well as what she has chosen to study. Read below to laugh your ass off.

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SEPTEMBER 8–A Florida woman who claimed to be a “vampire” last night attacked an elderly man, biting him on the face and arm and tearing away chunks of his skin, according to police.

Josephine Smith, 22, was arrested today and charged with felony aggravated battery on an elderly person. Smith, seen in the mug shot at right, was booked into the Pinellas County Jail, where she is being held in lieu of $50,000 bail.

“I’m a vampire, I am going to eat you,” Smith announced before allegedly attacking Milton Ellis, according to an arrest affidavit

Ellis, 69, received stitches to close up wounds suffered during the assault, which occurred in front of a vacant Hooters in St. Petersburg. Cops says Ellis, who uses a motorized wheelchair, was asleep when Smith pounced on him, commenced biting, and announced that she was a vampire.

The bleeding Ellis escaped his attacker’s clutches and called 911 from a nearby gas station.

When cops arrived, they located Smith–covered in blood and half naked–near the Hooters, according to a police spokesman. During questioning, she was unable to tell officers what had transpired outside the shuttered restaurant. Nor could she explain what had happened to her pants or why her panties were at her ankles.

According to her Facebook profile, Smith has recently studied “dental assisting” at the Fortis Institute in Pensacola, where she resides.


‘Vampire’ Teen Breaks Into Woman’s Home While Hissing And Attempts To Bite Her

Lyle Monroe Bensley, 19, broke into a woman’s apartment in Galveston, Texas. He was wearing boxer shorts and kicked in the woman’s door before making his way to her bedroom. All the while he was hissing and attempting to bite the woman on the neck.

After being dragged down the hallway outside of her apartment and barely escaping, a neighbor came to the aid of the very scared woman. Police were contacted and arrived on the scene to see the young teen, who was hissing, growling, and begging to be arrested. According to him, he needed to feed and didn’t want to kill them, so he needed to be restrained.

‘He was begging us to restrain him because he didn’t want to kill us,’ Galveston officer Daniel Erickson told the Houston Chronicle. ‘He said he needed to feed.’

Bensley made claims that he had been alive for 500 years. While I naturally assumed he was drunk or under some sort of influence, police claim that he was not, or at least, didn’t appear to be. Personally, when a guy tells me he’s a vampire…he APPEARS to be on something, anything. Fortunately, his mental health is being evaluated and he’s being held on $40,000 bond.

Shows like Twilight and True Blood are glorifying vampires (and other ‘supernatural’ characters), and young people are trying to emulate that. I understand this though, because vampires are fucking awesome. I often think about how great it would be to be a vampire, but I DON’T go around hissing at people, sneaking into their homes and try to bite them. That shit is crazy.




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