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Women Should Know That the Vagina is NOT a Good Hiding Spot

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Christie Harris will be spending 25 years in prison after attempting to hide a loaded gun in her vagina and large quantities of methamphetamine in her butt. The young woman, from Ada, Oklahoma, pleaded no contest last week in regards to her charges, which included: methamphetamine possession with intent to distribute, gun possession by a convicted felon and bringing contraband into jail.

In fairness, she was probably hoping to take that gun out of her vagina before being taken into custody, but never got the chance. 

Harris was arrested last March after a drug dog led the officers to her car, where they uncovered drug paraphernalia, meth and a semi-automatic pistol (which she apparently couldn’t fit due to her lack of compartments).

While in jail, Harris told the female officer she did not want to lower her underwear for a contraband search because “she was on her period,” according to a police report. She ended up complying, though, and the officer noticed “a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area.”

That item turned out to be a loaded 5-shot revolver.

“It would seem to be a very dangerous place to carry a loaded firearm,” Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross told KFOR. ”If it goes off, it’s only going one place.”

I hope women start realizing that these items will be discovered and are dangerous to be putting into their orifices. Then again, it does provide me with some comedic reading.

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[VIDEO] Queen of the Lesbians

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I really don’t know where to even begin with this video. It makes me laugh and happy that I have a fiancee though, so I don’t have to sing about my vajayjay on YouTube in the hopes of showing it to someone. Ha.

[VIDEO] Three Pranks That WILL Make You Laugh Your Ass Off

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Betty White On Gay Relationships And Marriage

Betty White, 90-years-old, and still has some of the best advice for people today. Everyone says listen to your elders, and my feeling is she is most definitely an elder for most politicians, and hell, most everyone today. Learn from what she has learnt and stop giving two shits about my sexual relationship with someone, because quite frankly, it’s none of your business. If I asked a heterosexual man if he liked sticking it in his wife’s rear, surely he’d be offended; Yet, sodomy has been in law books, for years, as a crime. If you’re a gay man, it’s common knowledge that that’s what goes on, but just because you assume, doesn’t mean someone should be persecuted. And if that were the case, we should be able to look into heterosexual relationships to make sure that they’re not committing the same indecent act.

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Betty White: “…grow a Vagina, those things take a pounding!”

I absolutely adore this woman! Not only does she say whatever the fuck she wants, but she does so at an age that most would expect her to br prudish and uptight. And personally, I agree with this statement. I have never seen a man cry so hard as when he gets slapped in his nuts. Not closed hand, punched in the nuts, but bitch slapped. Those sorry asses go down so fast and roll around on the ground as if we ripped their dicks off.

When I get slapped in the vagina, I get pissed. I don’t fall to the floor and cry about it. I have no intention of growing balls so that I can be easily diminished to a sobbing fool by an enemy, fuck that. I suggest you lose yours and grow a damn vagina so you at least appear to act like a man as opposed to a little bitch.

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Lee County Inmate Caught With Drug Stash in Vagina

Angela Lynn Palmer, 37, was being brought in the Lee County Jail when crack cocaine apparently fell from her Vagina. It was at this time that Palmer decided to let officers know that the clear tube wasn’t the only item stored in her cooch purse. Shortly after, an orange tube then fell from her vagina, which was then followed by another clear tube.

She wasn’t just smuggling in the crack cocaine (2 rocks were found within the orange tube), she was also trying to bring in a tool to be able to smoke the substance while in prison. Each clear tube was identified as being used to smoke the substance found in the orange tube.

Her initial charges included, “trespassing, counterfeit identification, drug possession, and tampering with evidence.” And now, because of this botched smuggling she has also been charged with “possession of cocaine, possession of drug equipment, and introduction of contraband into a correctional facility.”

I’ve heard many stories of contraband, money, etc. falling from vagina’s. It seems obvious that this is a bad place to hide such items. Unless you plan on sewing that shit up, you should really just use your vag for pissing and screwing; Have friends and relatives take the risk and bring that stuff to you once you’re already safely behind bars, where it’s much easier to get away with.

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Sex swap miracle baby born to woman who was man and man who was woman

This is seriously one of the most odd articles I’ve ever read and still am confused by, even after reading all of the details. Baby Dante will have to learn that his mother, Emily, couldn’t have babies because she was born a male, so Daddy, Cai, did it for her, since he was born a female.

“We didn’t plan on having a baby,” says Emily, 28. “We didn’t try to make it happen nor did we think it could happen. We were planning on adopting because, as far as we knew, having a baby on our own was ­impossible separately, let alone together.”

“How it happened is a mystery, but we’re very grateful for it. I guess when two people love each other a lot, then a lot of special things can happen.”

Now I must admit that this still made no sense to me at this point. If one becomes a man, I naturally assume that they are no longer female. I was wrong. Both of these individuals were living as the opposite sex, but neither had undergone surgery. So mommy must have been using her penis, while Daddy worked his vagina. That’s just weird.

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