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[VIDEO] Teacher Tells Student’s She’s Engaged to Jesus and That He Gave Her a ‘Special’ Eye
I’ve had teachers lose their minds in class, throw desks at students, Scream every curse word there is, but I have NEVER had a teacher tell me she plans to marry Jesus in heaven and that he gave her a special eye that allows Jesus to see what she sees. And quite frankly, I’m fucking pissed. This is one of the most amazing things to ever happen in High School. When I was trying to learn how to say ‘you are pretty’ in French (tu es jolie…that’s one thing that stuck), these assholes were getting a history lesson about Jesus from his FUTURE wife!
Imelda Paredes, 42-year-old Spanish teacher, confirmed that she was, in fact, the teacher at San Benito Veterans Memorial Academy who was featured in the video.
The video, filmed by one of her students on Monday, shows Paredes begin a discussion about Jesus Christ and how he was in love with Mary Magdalene, a conspiracy theory popularized by Dan Brown’s fictional novel, The Da Vinci Code.
But the discussion soon turned bizarre when Paredes, who was speaking in Spanish during the majority of the 12-minute video, said that Mary Magdalene is not dead but instead reincarnated in different people.
“Soy yo (It is I),” Paredes said in Spanish, claiming she was the reincarnated Mary Magdalene and that Jesus Christ, who she claimed was in love with her, was planning on taking her to another planet where they would marry and conceive a child.
“I haven’t seen him (Jesus), but he talks to me every day,” Paredes said in the video. “He calls me, and he just recently promised me that he’s coming soon for me and for the good people to take us to the heavens, where I’ll have his baby. I have my husband here, but I don’t know what’s going to happen to him. My husband is Jesus Christ, and he is the one I want to marry.”
A student then asked his teacher, “How can you prove that you are who you say you are?” Paredes replied, “If you look at my eyes, one of my eyes is not mine.” She was referring to an earlier discussion in which she claimed Jesus Christ loved Mary Magdalene so much that he gave her one of the pupils from his eyes.
“Is there anybody that wants to see Jesus?” Paredes continued. “He’s watching you.”
As if that’s not creepy enough, she proceeds to take off her shoes and play music from her desk, where she stood motionless for some time. A couple of students were so creeped out that they went and told some other authorities at the school.
Once clear she was not fit to conduct an interview, the News asked her husband, Adrian Paredes, to speak on her behalf. He said, “I feel that my wife does care a lot about her students, and she loves working in San Benito. There’s really nothing else to say except to please respect my family’s privacy.”
Although she was once named Teacher of the Year in 2007, she has had some incidences that students reported. She is now on leave and will be reviewed before being allowed to return to the classroom.
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[UPDATE] [VIDEO] Shooting At Ohio High School Leaves 4 Wounded, 1 Dead, Suspect In Custody
UPDATE February 28th, 2012 @ 10:10 AM: Demetrius Hewlin, 16, is the third victim to die after this horrendous shooting. His death was reported just hours after the announcement that King had passed. Hopefully, the bad news and deaths will end here, although this is already a horrible outcome.
Frank Hall, assistant football coach at Chardon High School in Chardon, Ohio, is being identified as the brave adult that chased TJ lane outside of the school, which later led to him surrendering and wounding less individuals than he could have.
School Teacher ‘bound and gagged two dozen children, put roaches on their faces, fed them semen and took their photos’
Mark Berndt, a 61-year-old school teacher has been arrested and fired from Miramonte Elementary School he was employed at for thirty years. Berndt was at his home in Torrance when police decided to go forward and arrest him after seeing the evidence of his abuse to over 20 children.
The district attorney’s office said Berndt has been charged with committing lewd acts with 23 boys and girls ages 7 to 10 between 2008 and 2010.
The photos themselves are rather graphic and included Berndt with his arm around the children or with his hand over their mouths. There are also photos that show the girls with a spoon being held by their mouths as if Berndt was going to have them ingest whatever it was. The suspicion was that it was semen, and this was verified after a spoon in his trash tested positive for semen and matched his DNA. Along with that, some of the children had large Madagascar-like cockroaches on their faces in these photos.
Los Angeles Unified School District Superintendent John Deasy had said that no students had ever come forward before about this abuse. He immediately took action and removed the teacher, once he heard of the situation.
The sheriff’s department said a search warrant served on Berndt’s home led to the discovery of more than 100 similar photographs depicting children.
This piece of shit doesn’t deserve to spend another second on this planet. What he did is so incredibly sick and he took advantage of his position as a teacher. These kids are supposed to be safe while at school, not fearful of the abuse that they may have to endure. Sadly, this man worked for a good 30 years before being caught and who knows how many children were really involved.
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- Teacher Accused of Performing Bondage Acts on Elementary School Students (laist.com)
- Teacher ‘bound and gagged pupils’ (bbc.co.uk)
- Teacher charged with lewd acts allegedly told kids it was ‘game’ (latimesblogs.latimes.com)
My Favorite High School Math Teacher: Sentenced For Attempted Statutory Rape
I went to Liberty High School In Brentwood, CA. One of my favorite teachers was Mr. Darin Price, 39, the man who has been convicted of attempted statutory rape and sentenced to 106 days in the county jail. He must also register as a sex offender for the rest of his life. I initially heard about this case back in 2010 and was hesitant to believe he was guilty. Like I said, he was one of my favorite teachers and always made me feel comfortable. Yes, he was a bit of a pervert, but I have met plenty of individuals who have a more perverted sense of humor that I found rather amusing. He never once attempted any crude behavior towards me, which is why I was shocked by the allegations. And I’m not saying if he didn’t do it to me, then he wouldn’t do it to anyone else, because trust me, I know that’s not true ha.
Anyway, since more information has come out, I do now believe that he is guilty of the crime he has been accused of committing. Not only was he a math teacher, but he also coached girls basketball and had a major impact on many of their lives. It’s sad to see that someone who was so involved with children, so admired by children, and had his very own children, act like an animal and show no self control as well as no sense of respect or morality.
The irony in this is I chose Mr. Price as the teacher that I went to in hopes of gaining a recommendation letter when I wanted to move down to Southern California and pursue my dream of acting. He wrote one of the kindest most sincere letters that truly made me cry; I still have it to this day actually. The reason I said that this was ironic, is because I looked to this man to judge my character, when he himself had such a poor one. The one thing I find hard to forgive are sex offenders and this story immediately gave me internal turmoil of cherishing the man I knew and hating the man I thought I knew. It’s a shame.
Although he taught at Liberty High while I was there 2000-2003, he was at Heritage High School, a new high school that was built in the town of Brentwood after I had already left. Here, he also continued coaching girls basketball. According to the 17-year-old student who alleged that he propositioned her, he had laid a $100 on the desk while she was staying after to make up a test and asked to see her ‘kitty’. She giggled this away, thinking that he was clearly joking when he threw another $100 on the desk and explained that he was not kidding.
After the student returned home, she told her mother about the incident who contacted authorities. The police then used the girls cell phone to text Mr. Price and say that she ‘had changed her mind’ and worked out the details of a place to meet that evening and have sex. When the police saw that Price had shown up at the area they had decided to convene, police had moved in to arrest him. My former favorite teacher was found with a bottle of strawberry vodka, $200 and a box of condoms at the time of his arrest.
I am ashamed to admit that he was a great teacher in my eyes. I’m not ashamed to say that he deserves more time in jail for the crime he intended to commit. I feel sorry for the wife and children that he often spoke with me about. He has ruined his life amongst many others.
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Teacher Caught Masturbating Behind Podium During Class
Really? You choose to masturbate behind the podium while teaching a class? Where do you cum? Do you have an obvious orgasm in front of the students? And most importantly, why? What is it that you’re thinking about that would encourage you to do this in a classroom full of students?
Paul LaDuke, 75, is the man who was caught masturbating after a ten-year period of getting away with being a pervert. I’m shocked that he even has a sex drive at his age, yet along to masturbate frequently in a room full of underage children. And what kind of school was this? A Christian school in Schaumburg, Illinois, that is supposed to educate the students about math, history, english, as well as morality through the teachings in the Bible.
A student in his class told another teacher that he “appeared to be masturbating while seated at his podium during class.”
It’s apparent that this student was much more focused on his teachers multi-tasking than his or her own schoolwork. tsk tsk.
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Teacher Packs 2 Beers And Plum In Lunchbox Before Crashing Her Car In School Lot
A teacher from Lee County was apparently under the influence when she had a minor crash in the parking lot of the Dunbar Middle School where she was currently employed. Christine Murgueytio was driving her white Kia when she hit another car that was parked in the school lot.
The SRO told deputies that Murgueytio might have been impaired because an eyewitness had said that she was stumbling and that her speech was “thick tongued.”
Ms. Murgueytio had told police that she was seemingly intoxicated due to the Ambien that she had taken the night before. After being asked to do a field sobriety test, the teacher agreed but asked that she be taken to the back lot where co-workers and students wouldn’t see this happening. Unfortunately, she failed all four tests and was taken into custody based upon those results.
And as the deputy was gathering her things from her car, according to the arrest report, he found two beer cans in her lunch box next to some uneaten plums.
This drunken teacher has also provided a urine sample that was placed into evidence and has bailed out on bond. Fortunately, this teacher was caught doing something most Americans can understand, being drunk. Unlike most of her peers who are sleeping with students these days, she seems rather tame.
She was just trying to keep her buzz on at school, hence the beers in her lunchbox. She only brought two, which I believe should be taken into consideration. I mean, hell, if that was me, I would have brought an entire 12-pack and possibly parked on top of another vehicle as opposed to having a minor accident.
Although, we could also choose to believe that Ms.Murgueytio was attempting to give her students a life lesson in drinking and driving and the repercussions of your actions. And for that, I was to applaud her actions.
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Mom Forces Son To Kill His Hamster With Hammer Over Bad Grades
A teacher at an elementary school noticed that one of her 12-year-old students had scratches on his neck and notified authorities. Soon after they discovered something more gruesome about this family and the twisted way the boy’s mother had punished him due to bad grades.
Lynn Middlebrooks Geter, 38, wasn’t too pleased with her son’s report card and instead of hiring a tutor or grounding him from video games, she did something much more heinous. This mother from Warm Springs, Georgia, made her son kill her own pet hamster… with a hammer.
Seeing as the kid was pretty damn traumatized by this incident, he told his teacher the very next day after she had noticed the scratches on her neck.
The teacher called social workers, who in turn called the Meriwether County sheriff’s department. For her visionary parenting strategies, Geter is now in jail for animal cruelty, child cruelty and battery.
Apparently this psycho bitch has many supporters who defend her actions. They bring insight to the fact that she was the PTA president, great mom (HA), and even a dedicated cleaning lady for her local church. Despite all those facts (and one opinion), there is still the fact that she made her son brutally kill an animal that he loved. That was surely emotionally damaging and doesn’t fall under the characteristic of a great mom, in my opinion.
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Kid, 10, Shoots His Teacher Then Himself
A policeman’s son David Nogueira, 10, is now dead after pulling a .38 revolver on his teacher, Rosileide Queiros de Oliveira, 38, twice, and then running out into the hallway and shooting himself in the head. This terrified the 25 other young students who were witnesses to the shootings.
Ms Queiros de Oliveira was taken to the hospital in a helicopter and was treated for a broken hip and broken kneecap. Luckily, she was able to pull through and not die due to the vicious act. The boy, on the other hand, was taken to the hospital as well, but died shortly after.
The teacher was employed at the Alcina Dantas Feijao, which is a very well known state school in Sao Caetano do Sur.
Captain Robinson Castropil, from the Military Police, said: ‘The boy asked for permission to go to the bathroom and when he came back to the classroom he shot his teacher.
A neighbour of the child’s family, Paulo Roberto Caetano da Silva, 49, described the ten-year-old as ‘quiet and polite, a good kid’.
Paulo added: ‘I can’t believe he could have done such a thing.’
Security councillor in the city, Moacyr Rodrigues, said the boy’s father Nilton Evangelista Nogueira has been a police officer for 14 years and has ‘an impeccable service record’.
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Teacher Drops Extreme Weight After Being Hypnotized Into Believing She Had Gastric Bypass
Kim Robinshaw, 31, has dropped from a size 24 to a 14-16 in just 9 months! She credits her hypnotist for the miraculous weight loss after being convinced (brainwashed) into believing that she had woken up from getting the band fitted around her stomach.
Although I have been skeptical of hypnotherapists in the past, my friend has quit smoking and this primary school teacher has clearly made progress.
‘I think the results are incredible, I’ve still got a bit more weight to lose, but I just can’t get over it.
‘I didn’t tell anyone at first about the hypnotherapy. My mum and dad were supportive, so they were the only ones that knew. I didn’t want to say it was going to work.
AFTER
For more about Kim and her unbelievable story, CLICK HERE
BEFORE (2009)
Teacher Becomes Drug Smuggler Unknowingly
Ana Isela Martinez Amaya, a teacher at an El Paso school, spent more than a month in a Juarez jail after Mexican police found drugs in her car at the Mexico-U.S. border crossing. But FBI agents uncovered a complex drug operation that involved tracking Ford cars and copying their keys. Their investigation ultimately led to charges against Martinez being dropped.
NPR- July 21, 2011: “For Ana Isela Martinez Amaya, May 26 began like any other school morning.
Martinez got up at 5:45 a.m. and got her 6-year-old daughter ready for school. At 6:30, the two of them left their house in Ciudad Juarez, Mexico, in a tan 2003 Ford Focus. They headed toward the Stanton Street Bridge crossing into Texas.
Martinez is a teacher at a bilingual charter school in El Paso. She had just been named the Teacher of the Year at her school.
By the end of the day, the 35-year-old mother of two would be under arrest, accused of attempting to smuggle more than 100 pounds of marijuana into the United States.
Because Martinez crossed daily into the U.S., she had applied for a SENTRI pass from the Department of Homeland Security. The pass costs $122 a year and pass holders must submit to a rigorous background check. In exchange, they can use the SENTRI Express Lane at the border, where travelers generally are processed much faster.
Because of her SENTRI pass and because of her regular commute, Martinez unwittingly had fallen victim to a new scheme by a local drug smuggling gang.
‘This Is Not Happening To Me’
As Martinez drove onto the bridge on the morning of May 26, her daughter was strapped into a car seat in the back. Newspaper vendors wandered through the traffic, waving the latest edition of El Diario. Filthy young men with squirt bottles threatened to wash commuters’ windshields. Mexican soldiers were randomly inspecting vehicles on the Mexican side of the bridge.
When I saw the two suitcases in my trunk, I thought it was like a bad dream. I thought, ‘This is not real. This is not happening to me.’
- Ana Isela Martinez
“They asked me to pull over,” Martinez says. “They also asked me to open my trunk.”
One of the requirements of the SENTRI pass program is that users must keep their personal belongings visible to the customs agents. So on her morning commutes, Martinez would put her purse and her daughter’s schoolbag on the front passenger seat. She says she never put anything in her trunk.
“So when I saw the two suitcases in my trunk, I thought it was like a bad dream,” she says. “I thought, ‘This is not real. This is not happening to me.’ Of course, you know already that something bad is inside.”
Inside was more than 100 pounds of marijuana.
Martinez immediately declared that she’d never seen the two bags before. She begged the soldiers to let her call her husband to come pick up their daughter, but they wouldn’t let her.
“I had to keep myself calm because I wanted her to remain calm,” Martinez recalls.
“She was looking at me,” she says of her 6-year-old. “She was looking at the military all around us, with their weapons. … She was very mature for a little girl at that age. Very calm.”
Martinez saw one of her co-workers driving by and she frantically waved for her to stop. Martinez tried to give her daughter to the co-worker but again the military officers wouldn’t allow it. Eventually the soldiers took Martinez and her daughter together to the local prosecutor’s offices.
“We stayed there a couple of hours. Finally, they let me give my daughter to my husband,” she says. Martinez was sent straight to a Mexican jail.”