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[VIDEO] Thou Shalt Not Steal: Nun Steals Beer From Convenient Store

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As a nun I am more shocked by her desire to drink beer than her blatant disregard for the ten commandments. I mean, priests shouldn’t be pedophiles and molest children (which I guess isn’t technically bad since it’s not in the commandments), so there’s no real shock when a nun just hides something she wants under her very convenient garb.

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West Hollywood: Missing Carstache!

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Gay Penguins Desperate For Baby Resort To Stealing

I love hearing stories about animals that are gay. Not only does it go to show that the urge to have a partner of the same-sex is not just something that comes from having a choice in the matter, but also shows how religion has nothing to do with their choice in lifetime partners.

A gay penguin couple at the Harbin Polar Land in northern China wanted a baby so bad that they resorted to stealing the eggs of other penguins—bad birds! Bad, naughty birds! So to appease their parental instincts, the zookeepers inadvertantly replicated the plot of And Tango Makes Three by giving the couple a newly hatched chickling—one from a pair of twins that the mother had trouble caring for.

See? Gay adoption works miracles, even in the animal kingdom!

Zookeepers say male penguins can care for a chick just as well as a female and that the chick will most likely grow to recognize the gay penguins as its parents. But we have another question: why is it that of all the animals in all the zoos worldwide, that we only keep hearing about gay penguin couples? It’s weird, right?

Way to go penguins! Without even knowing what you’re doing, you’re standing up and fighting for gay rights in humanity. That is fucking awesome. Now Mitt Romney and other like him can stop saying that this is a choice, because animals don’t really make many decisions as far as how they should spend their days or who should be involved in their lives. Animals follow a pretty strict guideline as far as what they do and who they do it with. And how damn adorable that they wanted a child so bad, they stole another penguins?! This is how homosexual humans feel, except very few people are as willing to give them children because there is a lack of either masculinity or femininity in a single household. Pathetic.

 

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Columbus Day Humor: What A Dick!

Parrot Saves Owner From Being Beat To Death

Jack Dukes was apparently at his home in Fort Smith, Arkansas, when two gentlemen came to his door on Monday morning and had asked to be let inside. Both men knew Dukes by name and he believed one was a neighbor who could have been in some trouble, and so he allowed them to enter his home. Big mistake.

After entering the home, one of the suspects hit Dukes over the head and knocked him down. His beloved macaw, Charlie, decided to make quite a scene when one of the suspects demanding Hydrocodone (Vicodin) picked him up. Charlie even went so far as to bite a chunk of skin from the suspects arms.

Charlie is being hailed as a hero, as he should be, but the parrot isn’t the first to be rewarded for his heroism.

In 2009, Willie the parrot saved a little girl from choking. The bird began flapping its wings and yelling “Mama, baby” to its owner until she returned to the room to find the girl she was babysitting turning blue, according to the Associated Press.

In 2007, a parrot named Peanut imitated the sound of the fire alarm after it went off at 3 a.m. one morning, according to WTHR. The bird’s squawking woke the mother from her sleep. She found the house filled with smoke, grabbed her children and Peanut, and darted out of the house.

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Woman Turns The Tables On This Man

A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.

Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.

Teaching a lesson: Olga Zajac, 28, allegedly held 32-year-old would-be robber Viktor Jasinski captive for three days in a back room of her hair salon, feeding him Viagra and having sex ‘a couple of times’

But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.

She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.

Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.

She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to ‘teach him a lesson’ – force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.

Life imitating art: The plight of Viktor Jasinski has an odd parallel with the infamous basement scene in Pulp Fiction, starring Ving Rhames

The would-be robber was eventually released, with Zajak saying he had learned his lesson.

Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal, saying that he had been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra.

Both have now been arrested.

When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: ‘What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left.”
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Hahaha! This man should not be complaining about a damn thing. His intention was to rob this lady! He’s pissed because she forced him to have an intensely sexual 3 days with a pretty woman (from what I can tell, considering the picture is blurred). I think this is just about every man’s dream in all actuality. It’s not like she cut his penis off and shoved it in a garbage disposal after tying him up, she fucked him! I agree with her “What a bastard…”

BofA Gives $30,000 To The Wrong Account Holder

By David LazarusJuly 12, 2011

Mistakes happen. It’s how a business responds to those mistakes that defines its commitment to customer service.

Here’s the story of how Bank of America gave the same 10-digit account number to two customers, resulting in about $30,000 in a Riverside man’s Social Security payments going astray.

But even after the man’s relatives pinpointed the problem and brought it to the bank’s attention, the family said BofA did little to fix things until the San Bernardino County district attorney’s office launched its own investigation.

Moreover, the Social Security Administration, not the bank, ended up refunding the missing money.

“It’s just shameful that Bank of America let it get this far,” said David Madden, 37, grandson of the man whose payments went to someone else for nearly two years. “What’s really despicable is that the bank knew all along that it was responsible.”

Betty Riess, a BofA spokeswoman, acknowledged key aspects of the case but declined to discuss specifics because the bank is still investigating what happened.

“This is an unusual and unfortunate incident,” she said.

Madden said his grandfather, Robert Weber, 88, had banked with BofA for more than 60 years. Weber is a World War II vet who went on to spend about 30 years as a machinist in the Southern California aerospace industry.

He’s now in failing health — his heart, mostly, and his eyes. Madden said he and his father started looking into Weber’s finances in December when it became clear that Weber was no longer capable of overseeing his affairs.

What they found alarmed them. Madden said it appeared that Weber hadn’t received a Social Security payment since March 2009. The money was supposed to be deposited in a BofA account held by a trust in Weber’s and his wife’s name.

“It never occurred to them that the money was missing,” Madden said. “They just believed they didn’t have as much as they thought.”

He said he and his father went to BofA’s Hesperia branch, where Weber had his accounts, and asked the manager what was going on. The manager explained that BofA had given Weber new account numbers in 2009 because of “suspicious activity.”

Madden said the bank manager wouldn’t elaborate on what that activity was.

As part of the change, the Social Security Administration was provided with the new account numbers so payments could continue uninterrupted. Madden said his grandmother’s checks went into the new account.

Weber’s, on the other hand, went AWOL.

“The bank manager said they could see on the screen that my grandfather’s checks were going to a different account,” Madden said. “But they said there was nothing they could do about it.”

Why?

“I wish I knew,” Madden replied. “They never gave us a good explanation.”

BofA’s Riess declined to comment on why Madden and his father apparently hit a brick wall in trying to untangle this mess.

But she acknowledged that the same account number was given to two customers. “It’s not common that this happens,” Riess said. “But it does happen occasionally.”

Madden and his dad called the county sheriff’s department. A deputy came to BofA’s Hesperia branch and saw for himself on the bank’s computer that Weber’s Social Security checks had been going to someone else.

The sheriff’s department referred the matter to the San Bernardino district attorney’s office, which launched an investigation.

In March, Claudia Moralez, 38, was arrested on suspicion of grand theft. She pleaded guilty in May and was sentenced last week to 90 days in county jail.

Jason Wilkinson, a deputy district attorney for San Bernardino County, said it was clear that Moralez knew the money being deposited into her BofA account wasn’t hers but that she made no effort to alert the bank or to return the money.

He also said Moralez withdrew the money from her account and used it for her own purposes.

As part of her sentencing, Wilkinson said, Moralez will be on probation for five years and will be required to repay nearly $30,000 to the Social Security Administration, plus about $4,000 to Weber to compensate him for the interest he could have earned had he received his payments.

BofA’s Riess declined to comment on why taxpayers, and not the bank, had to refund Weber after the problem became known.

A spokeswoman for the Social Security Administration said she couldn’t discuss details of the case. But she said offering restitution to a beneficiary who has missed payments is an acceptable use of the Social Security trust fund.

I’m glad Weber got his money. And it’s reassuring that justice was served. But BofA’s actions, or non-actions, are deeply troubling, to say the least.

And for what it’s worth, Madden said no one from the bank ever bothered to apologize to his family for what happened.

Weber is no longer a BofA customer.
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I am in awe that a bank would handle this in such a matter. To be honest, I left BofA years ago because I had become convinced that they were an awful bank, now I am sure of it. The poor man was failing health wise and the bank had no interest in helping this man get his money back. The fact that Social Security stepped up and replaced the $30,000 (only to collect it from Moralez later) is what the bank SHOULD HAVE DONE.

Luckily the story has a happy ending and justice was served, but I will definitely never be banking with Bank of America. Customer Service is a huge key to success in business. While BofA may be doing okay at this time, if they continue on doing business the way they have been, I don’t see them staying around for too long.

Source: http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-lazarus-20110712,0,1818706.column?page=2

A Picasso Drawing Stolen by a Man Who Fled in a Cab

—A well-dressed man walked into a San Francisco art gallery, took a $200,000 Picasso drawing off the wall, and walked out of the gallery and escaped in a waiting cab. Was that part of the plan or did we just find the least lucky cab driver/accessory to theft ever?

The drawing in question, “Tête de Femme (Head of a Woman),” is a cubist pencil drawing on a standard size piece of paper, so it’s small enough for someone to easily walk out of a gallery with it. What’s harder to imagine is why no one said anything as he just picked it up and took off. I don’t spend much time in art galleries, but I would think this would be a bit out of the ordinary.

The heist took place at the Weinstein Gallery, which tries to make famous works of art accessible to the public in the tourist-heavy Union Square section of town. The Picasso was hanging between a Chagall and a Dalí, neither of which were touched. But what kind of idiot allows the general populace easy access to art? Didn’t they know the rabble would do something like this? This is why we can’t have nice things!
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At first I was in awe that someone walked into a museum and was able to steal this drawing, hail a cab and get away unnoticed. Now I’m wondering what security was like and why there would be such valuable artworks in an area that is unsupervised? I mean, it’s not like this artwork could be easily replaced.

Then I started thinking about how ridiculous it is that this asshole did something like this. Museums and such places should be able to be visited without the worry that some idiot is going to do something like this! There’s a reason that most people have to pay now to get into places and why security cameras are being found everywhere. You’re ruining good things for the rest of us, and that pisses me off. Although, if it were me…I would have gone for the Dali piece ;)

Monkey steals camera and has photo shoot!

The primate went to investigate the equipment before becoming fascinated with his own reflection in the lens.

The Sulawesi or crested black macaque is extremely rare and critically endangered Photo: David J Slater/Caters

And it wasn’t long before the crested black macaque hijacked the camera and started snapping away sending award-winning photographer David Slater bananas.

David, 46, said: “One of them must have accidentally knocked the camera and set it off because the sound caused a bit of a frenzy.

“At first there was a lot of grimacing with their teeth showing because it was probably the first time they had ever seen a reflection.

“They were quite mischievous jumping all over my equipment, and it looked like they were already posing for the camera when one hit the button.

“The sound got his attention and he kept pressing it. At first it scared the rest of them

away but they soon came back – it was amazing to watch.

“He must have taken hundreds of pictures by the time I got my camera back, but not very many were in focus. He obviously hadn’t worked that out yet.

“I wish I could have stayed longer as he probably would have taken a full family album.”

David, from Coleford, Gloucestershire, was on a trip to a small national park north of the Indonesian island of Sulawesi when he met the incredibly friendly bunch.

The crested black macaque is extremely rare and critically endangered. These were part of a study group near a science base in the region, home to researchers from Holland.

David added: “I teamed up with a local guide because I knew about the apes and wanted to photograph them.

“I walked with them for about three days in a row. They befriended us and showed absolutely no aggression – they were just interested in the things I was carrying.

“They aren’t known for being particularly clever like chimps, just inquisitive.

“Despite probably never having any contact with humans before they didn’t feel threatened by our presence, and that’s why I could walk with them during the day.”

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Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8615859/Monkey-steals-camera-to-snap-himself.html

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