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Benjamin Todd Duddles, 41, apparently could not handle the train-like snoring of his sleeping partner, early on Sunday morning. Duddles said that the unnamed woman (hence, one night stand) was ’now snoring like a train and (he) wants her out’.
The cops then came to this man’s home. I don’t understand how it went further than the phone call, but apparently, it did. When the police arrived, Duddles told them that the two had been drinking together, had a “good time” (they fucked) and then the woman fell asleep.
But when he couldn’t rouse the slumbering woman, he called police, according to a Waukesha Police Department report.
Apparently, this lady just had sleep apnea and was just fine. The cops suggested he sleep on the couch instead of getting the law involved, ya know, the next time he decides to bring a bitch with sleep apnea home.
UPDATED: Monday, May 20th, 2013 at 10:40am – NSFW: A 5 minute compilation of Farrah Abraham’s SEX TAPE
UPDATED: Monday, May 20th, 2013 at 10:30am – HERE IS A NEW VIDEO FROM EGOTASTIC: ‘Two random minutes with Farrah Abraham”
Please be warned that these photos are NOT safe for work. While some don’t show as much as others, there are a few that show quite a lot. Farrah Abraham, 21, has received a lot of criticism for her choice to make a porn video that she claims was for herself but ironically made by a production company with a well-known porn actor, James Deen. Now, the “film” has been purchased by Vivid for $1 million and Farrah not only has money, but all the attention she could possibly want.
This ‘Teen Mom’ has always bothered me due to her entitled and narcissistic attitude. I’m pretty confident that this porno was just another way for Abraham to gain public attention, and of course, compensation. Let’s hope that the pregnancy test she just bought in Los Angeles doesn’t result in a porno baby.
To get the full effect of how weird this interview is, you should watch until the very end. The girls choose a rather odd song to sing, considering their stance on sex.
PS – Not sure who that first girl thinks shes fooling after describing the black/Hispanic threesome. “It was very….mmm.” ”I’ll never forget it.” She loved that shit. And to answer your first question yes, its cool to watch people have sex.
I really never thought I would see a music video, starring an 83-year-old man who is rapping about still being able to “do it”. Our generation is fortunate enough to be blessed with these random gems thanks to the wonderful internet. And to think, I use to just chat with strangers in chat rooms, which was far less entertaining.
The one and only Kwayzar, is at it again, with his first hit single “I Can Still Do It” Coming out of Southern California, Kwayzar is 83 and still driving the girls crazy. He’s got the internet going wild. Holla at a playa. Follow @KwayzarTheSeer
Beat produced by Scotty Chevelle
@YeeItsScotty firstname.lastname@example.org facebook.com/ScottyChevelle
Filmed and edited by @CodyKlintworth
Starring Kwayzar, the world’s only and oldest cyber rapper
Film model : Crystal Moxy
Seeing as Mitt Romney is receiving a ridiculous amount of donations for his campaign, Silverman has decided to try and sway Mr. Adelson to donate his money to Barack Obama by offering a rather indecent proposal. If I were Sheldon Adelson, I would most definitely reconsider after this video. Also, you’ll most likely want to know what Adelson looks like, so I’ve put the picture below…
produced by Barnacle Studios: http://blog.barnacle.is. Amy York Rubin – director/producer.
Mistie Atkinson, from Napa, CA, is currently facing incest charges after ‘allegedly’ having sex with her 16-year-old biological son. Police apparently found Ms. Atkinson in a hotel room with her son when they were serving a warrant.
On March 9th, Mistie Atkinson pleaded not guilty to incest and oral copulation of a minor and various other charges. Unfortunately for her, there are videos on the boy’s cell phone that show Atkinson performing oral sex, as well as having full on intercourse with the young teen from February. She has also been accused of sending her son sexually explicit photos of herself.
“Atkinson and the victim are aware they are biological mother and son,” cops said in a release.
The boy’s father, who has sole custody (for obvious reasons), has obtained a restraining order against Atkinson. He had sole custody, and yet this woman still managed to coerce her young, biological son, into being sexually active with his own mother. I’m curious as to whether the boy is the one who turned in the evidence to the police and how he feels about the situation.
Until then, Mistie Atkinson will be held on $200,000 bail until May 10th, 2012, when she’s expected to have her hearing.
- Angelina Jolie Ignores Pax’s Biological Mother’s Messages to Her (celebs.gather.com)
- Same-sex custody battle in Florida questions notions of motherhood, gay rights – Washington Post (washingtonpost.com)
- Brothers and Sisters: The Last Taboo (pickingalover.wordpress.com)
UPDATE: Friday April 20th, 2012 @ 11:45 AM – Mimi, the 10 lb. poodle mix, is back with her owners and starting to seem a little more like her old self. No longer seeming to be in pain and being friendly to strangers again, despite the horrendous act of being penetrated by a 28-year-old man.
A man was arrested for having sex with his pet dog Mimi after a witness told police he saw him penetrate the canine, which was said to be whimpering in pain.
While this is definitely a sick and perverted crime, I’d like to first ask why he was charged with ‘knowingly having sexual contact with a dog’? Is it possibly to be having sex with a dog and NOT know? It’s not like he got wasted and went to stick it in his lady and accidentally started screwing a dog without noticing the hair and dog whimpers. Knowing it’s a dog should be a given when you have sex with it.
Anyway, he is now out on bail for $12,500 and is also being investigated by the Immigration and Naturalization Service. When you come to America, allegedly illegal, and rape our dogs, we get pissed. One of the few things you get into trouble for, here in America, when you’ve illegally immigrated here.
- Sex Doggie Style Sends Ft. Lauderdale Man To Jail (miami.cbslocal.com)
- Pet burned to death in dog-dryer (thesun.co.uk)
- Police seek man who stole dog from 14-year-old girl in Burlington (thestar.com)
- Guatemalan Immigrant Caught Having Sex With A Bitch (dreamindemon.com)
- Georgia man arrested for sexually abusing neighbor’s dogs (thegrio.com)
Kimberly Lawson who is 40-years-old was recently arrested for a criminal offense against an animal after he was caught having sex with the dog. First of all, it’s embarrassing enough that this man has a woman’s name, but he also fucks dogs?! How humiliating.
Officers were contacted on Saturday morning by a South Memphis resident who reportedly observed some bizarre activity involving his neighbor’s German Shepherd, Adam, according to a Memphis Police Department report.
The man said that he observed Lawson feed Adam from a plate before he saw “Lawson pull his pants down, get on his knees and allow the dog to mount him and have sex,” the arrest affidavit states.
Lawson even had to bribe the animal with food to even get him to do such a thing. And why the fuck would you NOT close the windows if you were planning on having a dog mount you? Not that I condone bestiality, but I most certainly do believe in privacy. I have a male neighbor who is well past an age that is appealing to the eye and he refuses to wear clothing. I wish I could call the cops on him for sitting in front of his computer, in front of the window, naked, watching porn, but sadly, I can’t. He’s content with his hand and doesn’t need animals to get off, apparently.
Anyway, Lawson didn’t just partake is getting mounted once, but three times in one hour, according to the neighbor. Unfortunately for the dog fucking Lawson, this neighbor was a gossip; He called another neighbor and told him to look out his window, to see if he could also see odd porn that was taking place in his neighborhood.
“He … observed suspect Kimberly Lawson engaged in sexual intercourse with Adam, the dog,” reads the police report. “[The second witness] said he observed the dog mounted on top of suspect Kimberly Lawson from a behind position having sex.”
After this the two men decided it was best to confront this man, which is fucking ballsy. He got caught having sex…with a dog. There is no way in hell I would stay and wait for authorities to come and talk to me about that. Also, the dog wasn’t even his!
The dog’s owner, Caroline Morris, told police she had suspected that something was wrong with her dog because, for the past two weeks, he had “been behaving oddly and has had [a lot of] energy.”
Oddly enough the owner was pretty freaky and said she had to tell the dog that “he didn’t do anything wrong. The man did something wrong”. I really doubt the dog has any idea what is going on, but at least the man who caused the dog such ‘emotional trauma’ has been arrested.
When you start thinking about sex and who you plan on screwing that night, whether a one-night stand or good friend, you might want to take their allergies into consideration. And if you have allergies, don’t have one night stands or let your significant other know about them, because it is possible that you could die if you don’t take such measures. In fact, you could still die, so maybe just stick with people with similar allergies, or at least someone who won’t eat them due to the fact that they could KILL you.
A young woman, 20, and her boyfriend has planned on getting romantic, after he had a handful of brazilian nuts. She explained her extreme allergy to nuts and asked him to take necessary precautions before they hooked up.
The man brushed his teeth, rinsed his mouth out, washed his hands and scrubbed under his fingernails, according to science-technology website io9.
But what happened next has alerted scientists to the fact that the nut proteins can get into the seminal fluid.
The doctors at St Helier hospital in Carshalton, Surrey, had believed this was a normally contracted reaction to kissing or skin touching, until they were told about the extreme precautions that were taken, and have now determined that it can travel through sweat or saliva.
It is the first recorded case of an allergic reaction to Brazil nuts through intercourse.
To be absolutely certain, doctors brought the man back in and took two semen samples – one before, and one four hours after eating Brazil nuts.
They then performed a test on the girl, where they give a small injection with a needle covered in semen underneath the skin.
The tests proved that this nut did not break down during digestions, and were therefore able to travel through the immune system. Luckily the girl is alright, but the couple has been broken up. He probably realized that every time he ate nuts he’d have a hospital bill to pay for and she just wasn’t worth that kind of money.
- Strange Allergies and Homeopathic Remedies to Treat Them (notesalongthepath.com)
- Woman nearly dies from allergic reaction to sexually-transmitted brazil nuts [Medicine] (io9.com)
- Cure for peanut allergy in sight (telegraph.co.uk)
- Epi-Essentials Announces New Product Launch for Individuals with Anaphylactic Allergies (prweb.com)