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West Hollywood: #3 City To Find Yourself A Gentleman

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When I saw the title  ”Want to date a gentleman? Head to West Hollywood: The top ten U.S. cities to find ‘sensitive’ men,” I literally laughed my ass off. Of course you’re bound to find a sensitive guy in WeHo; The town is overpopulated with gay men. I live in West Hollywood and yes I am gay. Although it is true that the entire city isn’t occupied by homosexuals, it is well-known that a good majority are gay.

The glamorous West Hollywood, California, took third place, trumping Nashville, Tennessee, Buffalo, New York and Greenville, South Carolina, which also made the list.

Glamourous?! This has to be a mistake. Clearly the person who discovered these findings has never set foot in West Hollywood, CA. This is more of a place for women to find fags to hag, than the loves of their lives. Either way this proves that stereotypes are true:

1. Gay men are more sensitive than the average ‘Joe’
2. Women really are desperate and searching for love in all the wrong places

 

ROMEO, ROMEO: TOP TEN CITIES FOR SENSITIVE MEN

  1. Pompano Beach, Florida
  2. Roanoke, Virginia
  3. West Hollywood, California
  4. Nashville, Tennessee
  5. Buffalo, New York
  6. Sarasota, Florida
  7. Greenville, South Carolina
  8. Wilmington, North Carolina
  9. Indianapolis, Indiana
  10. Staten Island, New York

 

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Father Who Was Jailed For Leaving Kids In Boiling Car Has Demanded He Stay Where He Is

David Shawfield is demanding that he be left in jail after he was originally brought in for leaving his children in a boiling hot car. The father, from Miami, Florida, had apparently yelled to a friend that came to get his three children, “Don’t bond me out! I never want to get out.”

The 49-year-old allegedly earlier told an arresting officer: ‘That was only like the second time I had done this. Oh, well. I could use a vacation’ after being told he was going to jail.

Authorities came to the parking lot in Pompano Beach, Florida, after an anonymous call came in and reported the children left alone in the vehicle. One child was crying while another was asleep and had a seatbelt wrapped around her neck. Apparently the doors were open to the car and it was only 87 degrees outside, so I’m not too sure why this was even an issue. The fact that they weren’t strapped into child seats was also an issue. Okay, leaving a five-year-old to watch over two smaller children is an issue, the car was NOT “boiling”, as the report says.

When a deputy was dispatched to come and pick up the kids, the arresting officer wrote: ‘The driver became irate and walked over…and began to yell at the children, “See? I’m going to jail because you wanted something to drink. I’m never going to get out. I hope you’re happy”.’

The arresting officer reported: ‘The suspect’s eyes were bloodshot and his pupils were fixed. His face was flushed and he was unstable on his feet. The suspect [told me he] was on sleeping pills and psych meds.’

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