Tag Archives: Police car
In Albuquerque, New Mexico, four teens are in trouble after taking a police “bait car” and driving around for a nearly 20-minute joyride. The 15-year-old who originally jumped in the driver’s seat was thrilled with his find, although, he wasn’t too happy when he realized he was being pulled over by the cops. The car was rigged with cameras in the hopes of easily identifying individuals as well as seeing what went on during one’s time in a stolen vehicle. Lesson learned, I suppose.
- [VIDEO] Cop Caught (Heard) Masturbating On His Own Dashcam (practikel.com)
- FHP: Car-Theft Suspect Caught Defecating On Side Of I-95 (clumsycrooks.com)
- Deputies: Teens hit baby with brick, steal copper (click2houston.com)
- “Disabled” Golfer Caught Practicing On The Fairway (clumsycrooks.com)
- Incident caught on video to play central role in Bogota cop’s disciplinary hearing (watch video) (nj.com)
WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT
An embarrassing video has emerged that has ex-Santa Fe officer Sergeant Mike Eiskant masturbating in his squad car. Not only is it obvious that he’s masturbating, but he also manages to have a very dirty conversation with himself, although they seem to be directed towards a naked woman…maybe a photo?
While he shouldn’t be pleasuring himself on the job, I don’t necessarily feel this is all that bad. What is bad is the fact that more allegations of his sexual appetite have sparked some interest. A fellow police officer, Shannon Brady, has claimed that Eiskant is a known stalker of women. In fact, Brady went to far as to file a harassment complaint against the public masturbator.
“They had plenty of opportunities over the course of many years to do something about it and they refused to.’” – Brady
The worst part, is it seems that people above the Sergeant may have been aware of the situation(s), but chose not to acknowledge it.
When Eiskant was promoted to sergeant, he was given the number 69 as his badge and patrol car number, but his former compliance officer Raymond Rael insisted it could be a coincidence.
Rael said: ‘Is it possible that it is coincidental? I suppose, but I can’t speak to that issue one way or another.’
- Smile, you’re on dashcam! (apublicdefender.com)
- Dash cam catches cop masturbating on job… (jdjournal.com)
- Police officer accused of masturbating admits stalking, theft of marijuana (headlineclicker.com)
- Why Masturbating Husband / Masturbation? (socyberty.com)
- Masturbation Hints Try to Keep any Body and Mind Contemporary (socyberty.com)
This drunk, Robert, was very unhappy about being picked up for being intoxicated and when his hippy ramblings couldn’t get him out of the situation, he decided to attempt a song to persuade the officer. While it didn’t help him out of his situation, it definitely has provided some much-needed entertainment. Thanks to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police for not only arresting this fine gentleman, but also allowing him to finish the entire song.
- Drunk Man Sings Entire Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody In Police Car [Video] (gizmodo.com)
- Arrested Drunk Guy Sings Queen’s ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ (jack.radio.com)
- Drunk Driver Arrested, Sings ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ In Back Of Cop Car [VIDEO] (wzlx.radio.com)
- Arrested Drunk Guy Sings Bohemian Rhapsody (lukeford.net)
- WATCH: Donald Trump Puppet Sings Bohemian Rhapsody (huffingtonpost.com)
- Little High, Little Low: DUI Suspect Performs Bohemian Rhapsody In Custody (jonathanturley.org)