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According to a Henrico County Division of police statement, he was charged with a misdemeanor for trying to peek at his wife’s mother getting naked in the restroom.
Cops had been contacted earlier Sunday by Good’s wife, who “was looking through her husband’s cell phone when she located a video of an adult female using the restroom.” After “further investigation,” police reported, “the reporting person was able to identify the female…it was her 57 year old mother.”
How embarrassing. Not only do you find out your husband’s a pervert, but you find out he’s victimizing your own mother?! Wow. Sadly, this was also done in her own home, where the mother does not live. Good’s wife was able to show police the hole, which she discovered, where her husband was able to take a peek into the restroom. That is a lot of work just to see your wife’s mom naked.
- Mother-In-Law Day is Coming. How to Win the Lady’s Favor (proflowers.com)
- Ex-Mother-In-Law Gives Me Money: Simon Rendezvous (fresh1027.radio.com)
- Man kills mother-in-law (thehindu.com)
The British native was having sex with her husband in the Adeje area on the Spanish resort island of Tenerife, one of the Canary Islands, when she suddenly fell from the balcony, and over the handrail. Luckily, she was spared because her ankle was caught in between two bars and prevented her from slamming into the marble floor below.
Her husband was able to call emergency services who later had to remove the bars to free the naked woman. She was fortunate to have only suffered a broken ankle.
A police spokesman said: ‘Her good luck was that getting her leg caught stopped her from falling. Her bad luck was that she broke her ankle, was naked and couldn’t get free.
‘It isn’t a police matter so she isn’t on any charges but we warned her and her husband to think about safe sex in the future.
‘Had her leg not been trapped between the banisters, the consequences could have been much more serious.’
This must have been one hell of a vacation and they’ll most definitely be bringing home an awesome story. Most adventurous sex? These two take the cake on that one for sure. I have to admit I’m somewhat jealous that I can’t tell someone I almost died during a sexcapade.
- Woman charged with attempted murder in balcony fall involving child (theprovince.com)
- Spanish firemen grapple naked stairs sex Brit (go.theregister.com)
- Discover secret swimming holes in the Canary Islands (theglobeandmail.com)
- Sister of British woman killed Morocco holiday fall applies for custody of her four orphaned sons (moroccotomorrow.org)
- Brit Toddler Dies In Singapore Balcony Fall (news.sky.com)
The naked woman is currently not being identified by police, even though she went on a rampage that attracted the attention of nearly 300 onlookers. Before the police were able to detain her, the elder woman had seen a sign that said “FREE” in the window of a Chinese restaurant and proceeded to go inside and collect her free food.
Unfortunately, though this woman was known around these parts, she usually just muttered to herself, clothes on and all. This time, she became so frantic when she heard that everything was not free and started to undress herself, screamed and started throwing things around.
“This old lady was trashing the place,” Noreen Monier, who owns a nearby store, told The Brooklyn paper. “I told her to stop and she threw a watermelon at me. She had superhuman strength. She said, ‘I’ll stop when I’m good and ready.’” She really had at the place, too. Reportedly picking up phones, answering calls and throwing money around.
She wasn’t done causing chaos and decided to continue on with her rampage. In fact, a grease fire was started and required the attention of the FDNY. This bitch went balls out and made a huge mess of the place. After she had finished with the restaurant, she decided to move the attention outside.
If you saw a naked 60-year-old woman running around throwing watermelons and screaming, what would you do? If you’re response is that you don’t want to see that, I don’t believe you. Reality television exists because people love to watch other people going crazy. It’s a fact. And that’s exactly what happened here. Many people outside began to egg her on.
“At one point, she even laid down on the hood of a black convertible, whose driver didn’t know what to do.” FInally, the police get her under control, but it took a lot of effort, as this report over on Animal makes clear:
“We couldn’t really make out what she was saying. Then she reached behind her back and unzipped her skirt, pulled down her underwear, kicked off her shoes, ripped off her top, unsnapped her bra and started parading around – still in the middle of the street!
She then jumped onto the hood of a car that was trying to get through the intersection and spread eagle on it! Then she slid off and ran into the chinese food restaurant and trashed the place!
Near the end of the ordeal, just before the police, ambulance and fire department came, she opened the cash register, pulled out all of the cash, put it on top of the oven and started a fire! The guy that owns the hardware store a few doors down ran and got a fire extinguisher to put it out. No one could get close to her to grab the one inside because she was throwing glass bottles at everyone from the coolers in the Chinese restaurant dining room! She was pretty strong too because she even broke away from the three police officers trying to restrain her!”
- Watermelon Lemonade (notecook.com)
- Naked Driver Smashes 12 Cars In Moscow (huffingtonpost.com)
- Topless bingles: half naked woman seen driving erratically (theage.com.au)
- Naked woman runs into store after kidnapping (abclocal.go.com)
A 36-year-old woman got so frustrated on August 23rd, 2011 after being told she needed to be searched, that she completely undressed. Seriously, this bitch just got fully naked right in the main area where everyone could see everything. According to her lawyer, Charles Richardson, she made “an impetuous decision” and was doing this because she was fed up with being strip-searched every time his client came through customs.
Loukai Phillips has plead guilty of indecent exposure due to the fact that she was in the middle of a goddamn airport. Seriously, I can’t get over that she was standing naked in an airport with all those damn people. Then to be arrested on top of that. Bravest bitch ever.
On top of this she’s now facing a fine because there were children present AND she was cursing repeatedly while removing her clothing. This is fucking amazing. And to top it off, she doesn’t seem to be that displeased with her decision.
Phillips, a Bermudian who returned to the Island to close down her bank account, told airport police: “I would never do it again, I’m just tired of being searched.”
Bravo Phillips! This classy broad was heard yelling, “If you want to see me naked, you can do it right f***ing here.” That’s right officers, and see, she follows through on her promises. Unfortunately so do they, they need to search and tell you they will do so. Their suggestion to Phillips was simple, “If you don’t want to be searched, don’t come through Customs.”
The only way this could be better? A video of this bitch freaking out and getting naked in front of a damn audience.
Casey Anthony, who legally did not kill her child but societally kinda did, has been offered $500,000 to pose nude for old rascal Larry Flynt’s Hustlermagazine.
Flynt says that he decided to throw the offer out after readers pleaded with him to get Tot Mom in the buff on the pages of his magazine. He told CNN:
“You’ve got men who say, ‘Hey, I want to see her in her birthday suit.’ There may be some sick individuals … but that’s what life is all about.”
Is it? I mean, is it wrong to hope that’s not what life is all about? Oh well.
Anyway, Casey Anthony’s people, she has people now, say that any reports that she’s talking with Hustler about doing this thing are “nonsense.” The only way to get Casey Anthony to that photo shoot would be to chloroform her and drag her there.