Outside of a Wells Fargo bank in Naples, Mark Loescher, 51, was arrested by police after pointing a fully loaded .357 Magnum at a woman who was coming to warn him that there was smoke coming from his vehicle. This alone tells me the guy has some screws loose and should not be legally able to carry a gun.

After being arrested, he had quite the tale for law enforcement. Loescher told the deputies that he was the director of the CIA and that he was also the half-brother of Elvis Presley. At this point, the authorities were well aware of the fact that they were dealing with someone that wasn’t living in reality.

He also told deputies he was a half orangutan and needed to call the ‘Fusion Center’ to ask about his monkey blood.

Collier County was called to the scene around 5pm and made the assessment that Loescher was not mentally there. Oddly enough, there was a woman, believed to be his girlfriend, sitting in the passenger seat when the officers arrived. She was dismissed from the scene.

And apparently Mark should have no problems obtaining an attorney for his trial because he and President Bush are good friends and share an attorney. With Bush’s attorney, I can’t see how he won’t get off easy. Hopefully he’s able to get in touch with him soon

Loescher was taken to the hospital after complaints of high blood pressure but was later released and transported to the Naples Jail Center, where he is being held in the medical ward reserved for inmates with apparent medical and mental problems.

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