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[VIDEO] ‘Lil’ Pulp Fiction’: Royale With Cheese


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Last year, Lionsgate teamed up with Giaronomo Productions to produce Li’l Pulp Fiction — an adorable homage to the classic “Royale With Cheese” scene, starring two young boys in the roles of Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield. The clip, embedded above, was originally created to promote the release of Pulp Fiction on Blu-ray. Last week, it received a silver award for Movie Promotion at the 2012 PromaxBDA Promotion, Marketing and Design Awards.

You can watch Li’l Pulp Fiction in its entirety over at Break.com. The original, for comparison’s sake, can be found here.

 

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[VIDEO] ‘Fat Hungry Bitch’: Tyga ‘Rack City’ Parody

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Music video Parody of “Rack CIty” by Tyga.

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“Rack City” Parody – Directed by Bart Baker

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“Rack City” Parody – Written by Bart Baker

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LYRICS

Fat fat hungry bitch
Fat fat fat hungry bitch
Fat fat fat fat hungry bitch
Look at that bitch eat (ooooh)

Fat Hungry Bitch That’s a Fat Hungry Bitch
Ten ten ten twinkies on her tittie bitch
She got the Deep Fried chicken wing necklace
Hot dogs in her mutherf*ckin pocket
Watch her smack her lips while she eat some jerky links
Eatin all night givin me the hard stick
When she fart real gross I be smelling it
Smell staler than a motherf*ckin puffer fish
Gold leather bag full of old bacon strips
Big stomach big stomach like she pregnant
I gotta get her on my dick (ooooh)
Girl do you want a sausage link?

[Hook x2]
Fat Hungry Bitch That’s a Fat Hungry Bitch [x3]
Ten ten ten twinkies on her tittie bitch

[Verse 2]
She a motherf*cking star (star)
Look at the size of her arm (arm)
Shake her limbs make her lard flap hard
Make that bitch eat out, fill her up with carbs
She need McDonalds pronto
Shoving quarter pounders down her pie hole
Deep throat, brown takes sh*ts like Hobo
If your by her ass then you better wear a poncho
Cheese nacho, thats her fav snack
I be staring when she make that ass clap
Got my pants off so i can fap
Rock hard cause I love my girls fat

[Hook x2]
Fat Hungry Bitch That’s a Fat Hungry Bitch [x3]
Ten ten ten twinkies on her tittie bitch

[Outro x2]
I’m throwing drums sticks drum sticks 
I’m throwing drums sticks drum sticks 
Fat Hungry Bitch That’s a Fat Hungry Bitch

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[UPDATED] Girl, 17, Collapses After Eating Nothing But McDonald’s Chicken Nuggets For 15 Years

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UPDATE: Friday January 27th, 2012 at 10:45 AM - A friend of mine wrote me last night in regards to the process of washing the chicken “meat” in ammonia and this is what he had to say: “The nuggets article got me reading and I think you included something incorrect. Soaking nuggets in ammonia is not common practice. As a science nerd, I’m pretty sure Anhydrous Ammonia would be deadly. I couldn’t find any credible info, but Snopes says that the ammonia rumor comes from the fact that refrigeration leaks have contaminated ground meat in the past. Just thought you may want to hear what I found.”

This story comes just a short time after the nugget whore who offered up sexual favors in return for these delicious chicken nuggets. I, myself, really enjoy the occasional chicken nugget and can understand ones appreciation; What I don’t understand is how you could survive on JUST nuggets for nearly 15 years.

Stacey Irvine was introduced to her favorite food at the age of two, when her mother bought her the delicious fried meat. She enjoyed them so much that she has stuck to these (and sometime’s KFC‘s) for many years and occasionally has a piece of toast for breakfast as well. Miss Irvine has never had any fruits or vegetables, which is just crazy in my opinion.

Shocked doctors learned of her habit when the factory worker, from Castle Vale, Birmingham, collapsed and was taken to hospital after struggling to breathe.

The young teenager has swollen veins in her tongue and has also been diagnosed with anaemia. Medical employees gave her some injections as well as an urgent course of vitamins. She has managed to live very long with extremely poor nutritional habits.

Miss Irvine, who prefers McDonald’s treats but also enjoys KFC’s, told The Sun: ‘I am starting to realise this is really bad for me.’

Evonne Irvine, Stacey’s mother, has two other children who are much different from their elder sister. Leo who is five-years-old and Ava who is three-years-old are both healthy eaters. I think this mother must have learnt from her mistake. Maybe if Stacey Irvine saw the photo of how chicken mcnuggets were made, she’d have a change of heart.

The photo above is McDonald’s Chicken McNugget “meat” that is mechanically separated. What does that mean, you ask? Well, it means that the company realized they can scrape the bones from the animal with a machine and get this lovely pink paste you see above. Unfortunately, the process doesn’t end here. After the bones have been scraped, the “meat” is then washed with ammonia to get all the residual bacteria removed. And well, because it tastes so awful, it will be artificially  re-flavored and died with artificial color to get rid of that odd pink color.  Then, many people all over ingest this product into their body, just like Miss Stacey Irvine. McDonald’s gains a profit, and you lose years of your life! What a great deal!

HEALTH TIME BOMB: NUGGET NUTRITION FACTS

 A diet based solely on chicken nuggets and fries has dangerous amounts of fat and salt.

It also contains few vitamins and other nutrients that are vital for maintaining a healthy lifestyle.

Sasha Watkins, of the British Dietetic Association, said: ‘Such a limited diet will be low in important nutrients like calcium, fibre, antioxidants and good fats.

‘Parents should never force a child to eat something but always keep offering new foods.’

A junk food diet with few or no vegetables can raise blood pressure and weakens the immune system.

It can also lead to an increased risk of heart attacks or strokes, particularly as we get older.

The table below shows the nutritional values of both a small box of McDonald’s McNuggets and a small portion of fries, and the recommended daily dietary allowances for women aged 18 to 29.

Also it shows how how many calories, fat and other nutrients there are in three nugget-and-fries meals.

Nutrition Recommended Six McNuggets Small fries Three meals
Calories 2,000 280 230 1,530
Fat 56g 17g 11g 84g
Protein 58g 14g 3g 51g
Carbohydrate 275g 16g 29g 135g
Salt 540mg 240mg 64mg 912mg
Vitamin C 30mg 0.6mg 3mg 10.8mg

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Teen, 18, Locks His Daughter, 5 Months, In Boiling Car While He Goes On A Date At McDonald’s

A young 18-year-old teenager, Christopher Johnson, wanted to meet his date at a McDonald’s in Sacramento. Only problem was he had his 5-month-old daughter in his car, and didn’t want to bring her in to join him at the child-friendly fast food restaurant.

Instead, Johnson decided to leave his baby girl in the car, parked a good distance from the restaurant. She was locked inside and the car was very hot. Another man who just happened to be passing by noticed the little girl and alerted authorities.

After the police arrived and broke the girl out of the dumb shit’s car (rather, her father’s car) they said she was sweating profusely and was obviously distressed.

Police arrested Johnson at the scene when he returned to the car with a friend. He is likely to face serious charges of child neglect.

His daughter was taken into protective custody

Police said she had recovered from her ordeal. It is unclear where her mother was at the time of the incident.

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McDonald’s Bathroom Smells So Bad That A Woman Dies And 8 Others Are Injured

When police and fire personnel were first called to a McDonald’s in Pooler, located just west of Savannah, Georgia, they did not expect to find one dead body and at least 8 others severely injured. Unfortunately, they also didn’t expect a stench that was literally unbearable.

Upon arrival, first responders found two people unconscious in the women’s restroom and also “became stricken (by) an odor,” according to Revenew.

Pooler Fire Chief Wade Simmons said crews “immediately backed out and put on their breathing apparatus,” at which point they re-entered the bathroom.

The stench notwithstanding, Revenew said, authorities were able to bring the women outside and begin providing medical attention, including CPR.

There were nine people, which included three firefighters that arrived on scene, that were taken to the hospital to be treated. Among the nine was the victim who died, Anne Felton, 80, of Ponte Vedra, Florida.

The police chief said that although an investigation is under way, authorities do not anticipate filing criminal charges.

“It appears to be an accident,” Revenew said.

Does this mean that someone accidentally took a toxic shit that was so extremely awful it was capable of killing anyone who breathed in the stench? Or was this an inhuman toxin that caused so much chaos at a small town McDonald’s?

The owners of the franchise, John and Monique Palmaccio, said that are just as shocked and saddened by this incident as anyone else. Yet, their restaurant has been re-opened!

The owners noted that the restaurant reopened Wednesday afternoon after authorities, following a “thorough investigation,” “deemed (the location) to be safe.”

There is no fucking way I would go back into that fucking McDonald’s. That place is pretty much like a war zone; Every time you enter the facility you are risking your life. They have admitted they have no idea what caused the toxic fumes and it took out numerous people! Why on Earth would you risk your life for a fucking McDouble?! Besides, there are as many damn McDonalds’ as there are Starbucks. Walk across the street, spare your life, and enjoy the fattiest food there is :)

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