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Christie Harris will be spending 25 years in prison after attempting to hide a loaded gun in her vagina and large quantities of methamphetamine in her butt. The young woman, from Ada, Oklahoma, pleaded no contest last week in regards to her charges, which included: methamphetamine possession with intent to distribute, gun possession by a convicted felon and bringing contraband into jail.
In fairness, she was probably hoping to take that gun out of her vagina before being taken into custody, but never got the chance.
Harris was arrested last March after a drug dog led the officers to her car, where they uncovered drug paraphernalia, meth and a semi-automatic pistol (which she apparently couldn’t fit due to her lack of compartments).
While in jail, Harris told the female officer she did not want to lower her underwear for a contraband search because “she was on her period,” according to a police report. She ended up complying, though, and the officer noticed “a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area.”
That item turned out to be a loaded 5-shot revolver.
“It would seem to be a very dangerous place to carry a loaded firearm,” Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross told KFOR. ”If it goes off, it’s only going one place.”
I hope women start realizing that these items will be discovered and are dangerous to be putting into their orifices. Then again, it does provide me with some comedic reading.
Mark Loescher is the director of the CIA, Elvis Presley’s brother, a half ape and in need of monkey blood… Oh, and pointing a loaded gun at a woman.
Outside of a Wells Fargo bank in Naples, Mark Loescher, 51, was arrested by police after pointing a fully loaded .357 Magnum at a woman who was coming to warn him that there was smoke coming from his vehicle. This alone tells me the guy has some screws loose and should not be legally able to carry a gun.
After being arrested, he had quite the tale for law enforcement. Loescher told the deputies that he was the director of the CIA and that he was also the half-brother of Elvis Presley. At this point, the authorities were well aware of the fact that they were dealing with someone that wasn’t living in reality.
He also told deputies he was a half orangutan and needed to call the ‘Fusion Center’ to ask about his monkey blood.
Collier County was called to the scene around 5pm and made the assessment that Loescher was not mentally there. Oddly enough, there was a woman, believed to be his girlfriend, sitting in the passenger seat when the officers arrived. She was dismissed from the scene.
And apparently Mark should have no problems obtaining an attorney for his trial because he and President Bush are good friends and share an attorney. With Bush’s attorney, I can’t see how he won’t get off easy. Hopefully he’s able to get in touch with him soon
Loescher was taken to the hospital after complaints of high blood pressure but was later released and transported to the Naples Jail Center, where he is being held in the medical ward reserved for inmates with apparent medical and mental problems.