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[VIDEO] Woman Flips Over on Escalator While trying to Use Motorized Scooter
I may be considered an asshole, but if you can walk (which she clearly could), why on earth would you attempt to ride an escalator with a heavy ass motorized scooter? Clearly the scooter is much larger than one of the escalator stairs. Also, if you need assistance to get around, chances are you won’t be able to balance your own weight and the weight of your transportation (240 lbs.) on a step that is much too small.
The woman has not been identified, but we somehow know she is 56-years-old and this took place at the Broadway T stop in Boston, MA. It has also been revealed that there was an elevator some 50 feet away from this escalator, that the woman could have taken instead. Laziness and stupidity is what led to this incident, and I hope the woman realizes that.
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Lazy Ass Marathoner Gets On Bus At Mile 20, Gets Off Bus, And Finishes The Race 3rd
Rob Sloan, 31, admitted that he did in fact cheat by hopping on the bus to get ahead and take a break, before getting off and finishing the race in 3rd place. What a lazy ass. Granted, I would never in my life even run 20 miles, he is a marathoner and should know what the hell he’s getting himself into. And what about morality? Shouldn’t that not be satisfying considering you cheated? What an idiot.
This all took place at the Kielder Marathon and was brought to the attention of organizers after multiple witnesses came forward. He tried to deny that he was a lazy ass cheater, but finally admitted that he was now a lying,lazy ass cheater.
This is why I just don’t bite more than I can chew. I’m content just sitting in my living room, watching some boob tube, eating some fatty ass food and drinking some wine. To me, this sounds enjoyable, and I’ll be proud that I didn’t have to cheat to get where I was. Success.
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- Runner Busted for Riding a Bus During Marathon (abcnews.go.com)
- Man disqualified for taking bus during marathon (espn.go.com)
- Marathon Winner Took Bus to Finish Line (newser.com)
Lazy Kid Attacked By Father With A Sword
Antonio Gutierrez, 43, was arrested in Los Angeles County on Sunday after attacking his 18-year-old son with a sword. The sudden argument erupted after the father, Gutierrez, became fed up with the teen being lazy and refusing to do any chores.
The son noticed his father wielding a 4-foot-long sword at him and attempted to defend himself. After throwing his hands up, they obviously couldn’t protect him from a sharp sword and so, he had quite a laceration and bled profusely.
After slicing his son, Gutierrez decided to flee the scene and the police arrived to a bleeding lazy 18-year-old boy. Later in the night, the father returned home and was arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon. Unfortunately, due to his injury, the kid will most likely not be returning to his residence or be cleaning it anytime soon.
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- Man attacks son with sword for not doing chores, police say (latimesblogs.latimes.com)
- Antonio Gutierrez Attacked ‘Lazy’ Son With Sword, Cops Say (huffingtonpost.com)
- Georgia Teen in Custody After Allegedly Killing Great-Grandmother in Sword Attack (foxnews.com)