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First of all, I have most certainly been drunk at Disneyland and can tell you first hand: not a good idea. Like the woman screams, over and over and over again, “There are kids (t)here!” Although to be honest, I wasn’t at this point during my drunk Disneyland adventure. I would imagine that if I had, I would have been arrested… just like this guy. Then again, he probably doesn’t even know where he is and is just looking for the bar within the Tower of Terror. Every hotel has a bar, and every drunk knows this.
- WATCH: Drunk, Angry Man At Disneyland Gets Pepper-Sprayed (huffingtonpost.com)
- Caught On Tape: Belligerent Man Repeatedly Pepper Sprayed During Wild Fight At Disneyland (losangeles.cbslocal.com)
- Review of Lots To Do In Line: Disneyland (meetthemagic.com)
- Win Disneyland Resort Tickets! (kymx.radio.com)
- Video: Disneyland 1957 (gadling.com)
No shit?! C’mon now, this can’t be real? Well, it is. This was the title for an article posted on the Daily Mail, that I read earlier today. I was pretty damn sure everyone was aware that boxing, in general, was not a good idea… for anyone, let alone children. Look at Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali; You can barely understand what they’re saying when they do speak and I’m afraid we don’t understand because neither do they.
Shit, your brain cells are knocked about, you get black eyes, concussions, weakened lungs, gashes, and so much more. Remember that one time Mike Tyson bit Evander Holyfield’s ear off on June 28, 1997? Of course you do! Boxing is fucking legit.
The fact that children are smaller and can’t cause as much harm as the older folks, does NOT mean they should be able to get into the sport. Boxing is about strength, agility, speed, and skill. When you combine those favorable attributes, anyone could be severely damaged.
William Falkingham, 34, has successfully scared neighborhood children in Idaho thanks to his terrifying bunny suit. Apparently, it’s not just the suit that’s threatening, but the way he makes his hand into a fake gun, points it at children and pretends to fire at them. And sometimes he even makes himself even more terrifying by sporting a tutu on the bunny suit.
A bunny wearing a tutu, shooting at children doesn’t sound all that bad right? Well, the police think so and have asked that he stop terrorizing the children. Obviously Faulkner understood why the children were so scared and has agreed to stop wearing the suit around town.
What a pussy. You have a great gag going on, that’s completely legal and have made a name for yourself, but you give in to peer pressure. Granted, it is pressure from police who have some authority, but come on, you shoot children!