If you believe in God, I highly suggest that you not name your daughter Fellony. Why? Because if I were God, I would most definitely make sure that a child named Fellony wound up arrested for Felony because the irony and hilarity is just too amazing. Figure someone so lonely, such as God, would love to make things like this take place. I mean, who wouldn’t?

Fellony Silas, 30, was arrested on Sunday after smashing a glass on a woman’s forehead inside an Indiana bar. The victim was left with cuts and bruises, but one hell of a story.

The victim who was six years Silas’ junior said that the she had bumped into the ironically named attacker on the dance floor, which then led to an argument. Silas went to jail where felons belong, while the victim was taken to the hospital.

I hate to admit it, but I’m a little ashamed because my girlfriend and I have a dog who we named Felon (female). I thought our bitches name was definitely fitting, but I can assure you she’s never smashed a glass over anyone’s head.

Related articles

• Charing Fellony: The World’s Most Unfortunate Name For A Criminal Defendant (jonathanturley.org)
• Commence the packing for the next vacation Mr. President… (battleofourtimes.com)
• Irene retired from tropical storm name list (battleofourtimes.com)
• Man Rides Motorcycle Into Bar And Demands Fight, Bar Complies (dreamindemon.com)
• Ex-Girlfriend Busted For Brutal Scrotum Attack (disclose.tv)