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This girl is pretty awesome. Hopefully this witty one wins the competition. I mean, yes, maybe a signing competition should be about vocals, but I’d vote for comedy any day.
Okay, so I am more than aware that so many of these “shit _______ says” are out there and that quite a lot of them suck. Fortunately, there have been a few greats, and this, in my opinion, is one of the best. Wait, fuck that, this is the best. Enjoy!
Shit your annoying girlfriend says.
Based off of #ShitGirlsSay by Kyle Humphrey & Graydon Sheppard
- [VIDEO] Gays And Girls: The Shit They Say (practikel.com)
- Kyle Humphrey and Graydon Sheppard: Shit Girls Say (itsnicethat.com)
- Shit (some) Lesbians Say (pinkbananaworld.com)
- Kreayshawn Shits in Front of Reporter, Shit-Talks Lana Del Rey [Music] (gawker.com)
- Shit Girls Say (episode one) (lostateminor.com)
UPDATE: February 16th, 2012 at 10:01 AM -
This incident actually occurred on Valentine’s Day in 2008. I will go ahead and post some of Lauren’s remark’s and more of the story below the photo.
Lauren Debrauwere, although not dead, was actually shot twice herself during this massacre at Northern Illinois University. She had to have stomach surgery and was still in the hospital on February 19th, 2008, with a tube down her esophagus.
Debrauwere, 19, told her family she never had a chance to run on Thursday when a stranger walked onto the stage and opened fire, killing five of her classmates — including her boyfriend sitting next to her — and injuring nearly 20 more before turning a gun on himself.
She remembers everything, her father, Mark Debrauwere, said Monday, the day families started laying the slain students to rest.
He said his daughter didn’t know Steven Kazmierczak, and when he appeared on stage minutes before class was to end, she assumed he was there to make an announcement.
Then from somewhere behind him or underneath his clothing, he pulled out a shotgun. “He tried to shoot the instructor, who ducked behind the podium,” Debrauwere said his daughter told him. Then, he said, Kazmierczak pointed the shotgun at the students sitting in front of him in the large lecture hall and pulled the trigger.
Lauren and her boyfriend Dan were sitting near the fron of the class and the gunman aimed at both of them. Unfortunately, this is when Dan was shot and killed and Lauren was shot twice: once in the hip and another time in the abdomen. Shortly after, he shot the girl sitting next to Lauren. It was literally a nightmare, right in front of her eyes.
Mark Debrauwere said his daughter was conscious when she arrived at the hospital.
“She knew what had happened. She just said her stomach hurt, ‘Please make it stop,’” Mark Debrauwere said.
Doctors found one bullet had exited her buttocks and the other had traveled up her body and lodged above her left breast, narrowly missing her heart, her father said.
She also knew something else.
“She kept asking us about Dan and we lied to her for a while but she knew (he’d been killed),” he said. “She saw it. She definitely had seen what happened.”
I must admit that when people have been yelling at me like this, I too wish that I could throw them into something close by. First of all, you’re in public at a Christmas Tree lot where people are happy and enjoying the holiday spirit. You have totally ruined that precious moment of picking out a tree for everyone. Luckily, your boyfriend decided to make himself, as well as others, happy and threw your bitching ass into a Christmas tree. Who knows, maybe he was hoping you’d laugh, find it funny, and not care about not having any money or a job. Sadly, I think you just encouraged her to bitch you out even more.
Being buried alive would be one of the most horrifying things to ever go through. Sadly, it would be even worse knowing that the person who did this to you was someone you trusted and loved.
Michelina Lewandowska, 27, was initially shot with a 300,000 volt Taser stun gun by her boyfriend Marcin Kasprzak, 25, who allegedly wanted to ‘get rid of her’ by killing her.
She was bound and gagged with parcel tape and put in a box with only two small air holes, Leeds Crown Court was told.
The terrified woman was put in the boot of her boyfriend’s car, driven to a wooded area and buried in a ‘shallow grave.’
Patryk Borys, 18, helped his friend, Kasprzak, bury his girlfriend in the shallow grave by placing soil and a heavy tree branch over the box Lewandowska had been put in. The poor terrified girl stayed quiet during this process due to fear and waited for the men to leave before she attempted to escape. Meanwhile, the two men went and stole some of the victims money from her credit cards.
Michelina was able to get herself out of the box and then dig her way to the surface before flagging down a passing motorist.
However, Kasprzak was ‘bored’ with her and allegedly wanted his partner removed from the scene so he could look after Jakub without her and start a new relationship with another girlfriend.
The young man had asked his mother to watch their son that way he could take care of his girlfriend without anyone being suspicious.
Using the stun gun he tried to ‘immobilise’ his girlfriend by twice discharging 300,000 volts into her neck.
Mr Sharp said the two men bound her at the wrists and ankles and gagged her.
‘Michelina was not paralysed,’ said Mr Sharp. ‘But nevertheless, as you can well imagine, she was terrified and she agreed to do whatever he wanted.’
The men dumped her clothes outside with the rubbish and put their victim into a cardboard box, just 1ft 10in deep, that had previously contained a computer.
Not the men are admitting that they did put their victim in the box and bury her, but the intention was not for her to die. When you bury someone alive, what the hell is your intent? Do you want her to get out and then let police know what you did? That seems rather ridiculous and idiotic to even claim that this was the case. The great thing is this kid will not be able to live his life with his mother and without his father, who is obviously a sick fucking person.
- Brazilian baby almost buried alive, dies (smh.com.au)
- Young mum stun-gunned, bound, gagged and buried alive after boyfriend ‘got bored with her’, court hears (mirror.co.uk)
- This Spa Treatment Buries You Alive (bellasugar.com)
- Woman Missing in Aruba Reportedly Buried Alive (foxnews.com)
- Buried alive: boy in dramatic beach rescue (thetimes.co.uk)
- 10-year-old Philippines girl digs herself out of grave, identifies cousin who raped her (100gf.wordpress.com)
After a 19st Rugby player suffered from a stroke during practice, he suddenly awoke as a different man altogether…a gay man. Chris Birch was a 26-year-old rugby player that had just proposed to his girlfriend and worked as a banker before becoming the feminine gay hairdresser who no longer fancied the vag.
He was taken to the Royal Gwent hospital where his girlfriend and family waited for news – but said: ‘I was gay when I woke up and I still am.’
His friends were stunned by the dramatic changes to his personality, especially his change in sexuality.
Chris said: ‘It sounds strange but when I came round I immediately felt different.
‘I wasn’t interested in women any more. I was definitely gay.
‘I had never been attracted to a man before – I’d never even had any gay friends. But I didn’t care about who I was before, I had to be true to my feelings.’
This lucky son of a bitch! He got to grow up being a normal jock and living life without being bullied for his sexuality, and woke up gay at an age that being a homosexual is fun, exciting, and easy to make friends. In my opinion, he got the best of both worlds, and he looks happy because he probably feels the same.
After realizing that he no longer enjoyed watching sports yet alone playing rugby with all of his old buddies, he decided to quit his job and become a hairdresser. He also began dating a man who he met at a bar (which I’m assuming was a gay bar) and looks drastically different from his old butch self.
‘I started to take more pride in my appearance, bleached my hair and started working out.
‘I went from a 19st skinhead to a 11st preened man.
‘People I used to know barely recognised me and with my new look I became even more confident.’
The weird part is now his family is having to come to terms with the fact that their son is gay due to a stroke. Whether I believe this or not, is up in the air, but I can’t imagine having to understand that an illness made him this way. Really puts a damper on thinking being gay is okay and something you just are. I hope to God he didn’t fake this shit, because he’d really be fucked up is this was just an easier way for him to come out.
Now he lives with his boyfriend, Jack Powell, 19, above the salon that he is currently employed at. Apparently the neurologist that he spoke with said this could be due to the fact that the stroke open up different areas in his brain, which would be a pretty interesting study. Maybe the more open your mind is, the more accepting of just being you, without inhibitions you are, which would be awesome.
Chris said: ‘I think I’m happier than ever, so I don’t regret the accident. I’m nothing like the old Chris now and although I’m sorry it’s upset my family, I wouldn’t change a thing.’
Stroke association spokesman Joe Korner said: ‘Strokes can have a big effect on individuals and lead to personality changes.
‘During recovery the brain makes new neural connections which can trigger things people weren’t aware of such as accent, language or perhaps a different sexuality.
‘Whether or not the stroke turned Chris gay, or whether he was gay anyway but unaware of it, his experience seems to be a positive one, which is great.’
- Rugby jock says stroke turned him gay (cbsnews.com)
- Coming Out Makes Gay Rugger Jed Hooper The New Gareth Thomas (queerty.com)
- Welsh rugby player Jed Hooper comes out! (pinkbananaworld.com)
- High depression risk for former rugby players (3news.co.nz)
- Video: Gay Rugby Player Comes Out to His Team (bilerico.com)
In Elyria, Matthew Rudisill, 24, was arrested and charged with domestic violence after getting into an argument with his girlfriend, Amber Pennell, 21, that suddenly turned into quite an interesting dispute.
According to Pennell, her boyfriend had called her to let her know that he was going to trash her room. The two had a home together as well as a child and so she went to the shared residence to check on her room. After arriving and checking in, she quickly realized that the room had not been touched and decided to leave.
On her way out, Rudisill had blocked the door way to try to keep her in the residence. She did something that I’m sure she regrets in hindsight and grabbed the Coral Snake from its tank and told Rudisill she would let it go if he did not let her leave.
Instead, Matthew Rudisill grabbed the snake by the tail, removed excrement‘s and shoved his hand into Pennell’s mouth forcing her to gag. While returning the snake to its holding tank, he had told his girlfriend to hit him, which she did not.
Coral snake venom is highly toxic, but the species rarely bites humans unless provoked.
After the snake shit incident, he then tossed Pennell into the door frame, leaving her with a laceration and black eye before she fell to the ground with him on top of her. As she tried to move, he bit her forearm to keep her from getting off the ground. Shortly after, she was able to get free and run into the front yard where she was able to call the police.
Rudisill told police he did not strike Pennel or put snake excrement in her mouth, but he said Pennel did bite him on the hand. He could not say how it happened, the report stated.
Police arrested Rudisill at about 3:30 a.m. at their home on the 100 block of Caroline Street. After an initial court appearance Friday, Rudisill was released on a recognizance bond with a condition of staying away from Pennell and the residence.
According to a later police report, another man went to Pennell’s home at 3:45 a.m. and told her to drop the charges against Rudisill, asking if she wanted him to “dot her other eye.” Pennell had a black eye from the earlier incident.
The best thing to do if you’re innocent is to send over a buddy and let him threaten your girlfriend too. In fact, that’s probably the most brilliant way to prove your innocent and didn’t do anything. Who would believe you were capable of such violence if you sent someone to threaten to hurt her even more than she claimed she already was? Everyone dumb ass. Everyone.
The man was charged, but not yet arrested, for intimidation of a victim.
- Man Accused Of Shoving Snake Poop In Girlfriend’s Mouth (dreamindemon.com)
- I’m in Love with a Snake (darkbranchcandy.wordpress.com)
- Man With Rubber Snake Arrested After Causing Crash, Deputies Say (clumsycrooks.com)
First of all, this is one of the reasons people are wary of gay people. How are we suppose to make people feel like they want to give us equal rights when we’re hurling strap on dicks at our partners, and they’re ending up in our neighbors’ yards?!
Tamara Cadet, 23, had stated that she got into an argument with girlfriend, Jantavia Taylor, 21. According to Cadet she came at her with a knife and continued to chase her down the street with the knife, until she could no longer keep up.
After police arrived, Taylor had a different side of the story, noting that “the only thing that she threw at Ms. Cadet trying to strike her was a female sex toy (Strap on Penis).”
Officer Joshua Small was able to find the “weapon” in the neighbor’s yard and classified that the weapon used in the alleged domestic abuse case as “other.” Although, much less terrifying than a knife, Taylor was still brought to jail on charges. Hopefully she’ll be able to get out of jail soon and return to her place of employment, Popeyes.
Daniel Baxter, 30, came home after drinking all night at around 5am and had made advances towards his girlfriend, Charlotte Greene. Apparently she wasn’t too excited to be woken up and cater to his needs for sex, so he turned his rage on the 2 month old pit-bull puppy.
The poor puppy was thrown against a wall, and suffered many broken bones as well as brain damage. In fact, the injuries were so severe, that the vet had to put Feisty down because he would be completely unable to walk.
Thankfully this sick as shit asshole was “arrested and charged with animal cruelty.” Greene has expressed that she wants him to get anger management classes and to get help to stop drinking. Unfortunately, people that could severely beat and injure a dog like this has far more issues than drinking too much and anger. Seeing as he was already on parole, maybe his punishment will be a little more harsh and fit the crime.
The Smoking Gun- While it is unclear what last week’s raid at the offices of the University of Northern Virginia yielded for federal immigration agents, a peek inside the home of the man who runs the controversial for-profit school would surely have been more interesting.
That’s because David Lee, UNVA’s chancellor and chair of its board of trustees, is so into domination and sadomasochism that he has transformed his basement into a suburban dungeon complete with bondage racks.
In fact, the 64-year-old Lee (pictured at right) and his girlfriend recently advertised online seeking “attractive submissive” women who “wish to be part of our poly family. Ideally you will consider yourself a slave or a sub with slave tendencies.”
Lee’s ad appeared on collarme.com, which describes itself as the “largest BDSM Community on the Planet.” “We enjoy almost all kinks, and are expert in most of them. But for us it is more the submission and commitment that matter.” Lee and his girlfriend (who used the handle “polyfamilyinva2”) added, “We provide a safe, sane home with a good balance of love and discipline. We are very serious about finding a permanent addition to our poly family.”
Full Article Here (and more photos)