It seems as though people are not making this seem like such a big deal….but when the fuck did big ass rats start to just make appearances outside of Footlockers in the Bronx? These are some seriously scary rodents that I would not want to encounter. Are they only in New York? Someone needs to explain this shit to me so I can know when I need to be on the lookout for giant flies or some shit.

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