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I’m sure we all heard about Lilo’s most recent incident where her and her mother went out clubbing untila round 3am and then got into a physical altercation. Well, this audio gives some insight into what may really be going on in the Lohan family. Also, it seems Michael was smart enough to record this audio and sell it for profit, yet again. Obviously, I don’t know the intimate details of this family, but it appears that the problems started with those in charge, Dina and Michael Lohan. Dina needs to stop drinking and doing blow with her daughter, Michael needs to keep his conversations with his family private, and they all need a wake up call. Otherwise, the great citizens of America are going to continue to get pleasure out of your continued suffering. Your lives are entertainment for the masses, so you might want to stop making the same mistakes and get your shit together. I’m actually offended that you don’t choose to do so with the insane amount of money you have in your account. Shit, if I had that much cash, I would be thin, tanned, great hair, great make up, new wardrobe that made me look awesome, and I would definitely have a driver (which is something Lilo seems to have learnt along the way…kind of).
Oh, and why in the hell did Michael Lohan think that Lindsay was being kidnapped? That confused the hell out of me.
Look below for the drunk interview Dina Lohan had with Dr. Phil…. HIGH-larious!
YouTube: So, my GF and I met this lesbian couple at the club and we we’re going to go to the next one with them. Out of the parking lot we saw them get into a verbal confrontation with a group of people… we pulled over and tried to talk them down. That did not work, one of the girls stormed across the street and started pounding on the car the people got into… they ended up fighting. What you saw was the aftermath of the FIRST fight, the Silver Infiniti was trying to make its way through the intersection when the two drunk girls started pounding on their car too… I was NOT getting in the middle of this drunken fist swinging fest.
- Of Course Someone Captured Footage Of This Street-Fighting Lesbian Couple [Video] (deadspin.com)
- It’s Time To Cry: Lesbian Couple Gets Engaged During Hockey Halftime (thefrisky.com)
- Gay Mormon students at BYU come out in Web video (washingtontimes.com)
- ‘Listen from the Heart’ to This Lesbian Couple’s Story: VIDEO (towleroad.com)
I’m really hoping that no high school students read this article and watch this video, because it could very well lead to massive deaths. In high school, drinking was the normal thing to do, and drinking the most was the “cool” thing to do. If I would have been able to make an alcohol vaporizer where you no longer had to taste the liquor, I would be, by far, the coolest girl in school. And honestly, that wouldn’t last long because I’d probably die from alcohol poisoning, seeing as I no longer had anything to hold me back from drinking (I’m sorry, vaporizing). Now that I’m a mature adult (HA!), I could see this being a nice fun way to take a shot, and then switching back to the much more realistic way of taking shots, and getting drunk like a normal person. Being cool is no longer a priority of mine, obviously.
- Questionable Drinking Practice of the Day (tease.thedailywh.at)
- Crazy Drinking Habits: Vodka Eyeballing (odditycentral.com)
- [VIDEO] Man Trains Dog To Fetch Vodka: Most Practical Trick, Yet (practikel.com)
- Alcohol Poisoning and Toxicity with Different Types of Alcohols (healthhype.com)
- Symptoms Of Alcohol Poisoning (mademan.com)
- [VIDEO] Students At High School Are Blindfolded And Tricked Into Kissing Their PARENTS! (practikel.com)
There have definitely been some times when I’ve really wished I could just throw a 24-case of beer in between my thighs and waltz out of there as if nothing ever happened. Unfortunately, my thighs are just not that strong. I also don’t think I should be drinking something when I can’t even afford it.
And lastly, why the hell would you be doing this in front of your child? Obviously, your past the point of no return, but her?! She’s young, impressionable, and I would think you’d like her to not end up in jail for crimes, such as: stealing beer. But kudos to her for making it out of the store without someone recognizing that she had 24 cans of Guinness up her skirt. I mean, that’s fucking impressive.
- Woman smuggles crate of booze up skirt in YouTube viral video hit (mirror.co.uk)
- Guinness World Records Confirms World’s Shortest Woman (techie-buzz.com)
- YouTube video shows thief steal a CASE of Guinness by hiding it between her legs (dailymail.co.uk)
- Caught st-out (thesun.co.uk)
- VIDEO: Woman Steals Case of Guinness – Under Her Dress (patspapers.com)
This has got to be the greatest Outback Steakhouse ever. Usually, as a minor, I was stuck having to use someone else’s ID or count on the fact that the waiter was to careless, to serve me alcohol; And this was when I was 20-years-old. This 4-year-old either looked much older than she appeared or the person serving her had some issues that need to be worked out.
Outback restaurants have apologised after a four-year-old girl was served a vodka and peach schnapps slushy that she was told was non-alcoholic.
Kelly Kerwin said that as her family waited to be seated in the restaurant in Mason, Ohio, a waitress offered her daughter the drink in a small cup.
‘My sister asked if there was alcohol in them and she said no, so we all took one and the kids had a couple,’ said Mrs Kerwin.
And how on earth did these adults not realize they were ingesting alcohol? Unless they were absolute lushes, I don’t see how their taste buds could have been immune to even the slightest amount of alcohol. Mine? That’s a completely different story. I would have downed 6 of those bad boys before determining that my 4-year-old was sloshed out of their mind.
Ironically, this isn’t the first time this happened! There is another chain restaurant that has royally fucked up and sold alcohol to a minor under the age of 5: Applebees. And I’m sorry, but whoever worked at this chain and gave this child the delicious margarita definitely deserves some recognition. The KIDS meal was served with a margarita to a 15-month-old boy, who, quite frankly, was acting like a drunk at the dinner table. He was so inebriated that he had to be rushed to the hospital.
Hands down, Applebees is the place to go if you’re young and looking to get wasted. Sadly though, it’s located in Michigan and the Outback is in Ohio. Still waiting for a California restaurant to learn the importance of underage drinking.
In Arkansas, Mr Brett Cummins had woke up in a jacuzzi next to a naked man with a dog collar around his neck…dead. Apparently the victim, 24-year-old Dexter Paul Williams’ body was found on Labor Day after partying at the house of John Barbour.
The owner of the residence, John Barbour, told police he was awakened about 8 a.m. Monday by loud snoring and went to a bedroom and then to an adjacent bathroom, where he found Williams’ body in an empty bathtub alongside a sleeping Brett Cummins, 33, a meteorologist at Little Rock television station KARK.
Barbour told authorities he had invited Cummins, whom he described as his best friend, to his home Sunday night and that Cummins brought Williams with him. They arrived at about 8 p.m., and the three of them “began to drink and use illegal narcotics,” according to Barbour’s statement. Authorities were not sure what drugs were consumed.
What the hell was going on in this hot tub and when the hell are we going to hear about it?
Kentuckian George Howard is facing several criminal charges following his arrest this morning for allegedly engaging in some illegal automotive multitasking.
Meet George Howard.
The Kentucky man was arrested early this morning after police spotted his 2006 Ford swerving across the road in a Louisville suburb. At one point, the vehicle collided with the curb, almost causing an accident.
Cops say that Howard, 59, was having difficulty controlling the auto because he was simultaneously driving, drinking a beer, and having sex with his 53-year-old female passenger (whose head was buried between Howard’s legs).
Howard, pictured in the mug shot at right, copped to having sex while driving, according to a Jefferstown Police Department report. An officer reported spotting Howard drinking a beer prior to a traffic stop. A subsequent Breathalyzer test recorded his blood alcohol content at .152, nearly twice the state’s .08 limit.
Howard’s companion, who was not arrested, tried to hide a beer under her dress as police approached. When Howard exited the car, “his pants fell to the ground,” police reported. Booked for drunk driving, wanton endangerment, and reckless driving, Howard was released from jail late this afternoon.
Dale McDaniel, 52, has been arrested at least 34 times for multiple different offenses that irritates the shit out of his neighbors. He “allegedly shouts obscenities at people and pisses in his trash-strewn yard, drinks pretty much constantly, and has left an indelible impression upon his neighbors, many of whom say they fear him.”
Along with the odd behavior on his own property, he has been accused of physically attacking a few neighbors. A lady who lives near him has said that he grabbed her by the throat once. Another man said that McDaniel chased him down the street with a chainsaw. While both these incidences are rather terrifying, I’d say it’s the altercation he got into with his quadriplegic neighbor. According to the physically disabled man, McDaniel slapped him in the face with a fish.
At first I was hesitant to believe this until I read this:
When a reporter caught up to McDaniel, he was holding a beer, a cigarette, and—of course—a dead fish. Does this guy have his schtick down, or what? Gone was his beard—he changes his facial hair quite often, maybe to keep his mugshot portfolio unpredictable—but a mustache, as floppy as his dead fish/face-slapping instrument, hung over his upper lip. When told his neighbors fear him, McDaniel said, “that’s a good thing.” Then he kissed his fish.
The thing that worries me is that he has been arrested numerous times, assaulted or offended a large amount of neighbors, and yet he’s still able to return to this neighborhood and continues doing the same shit. Shouldn’t he have to serve some time in jail for strangling that woman? Florida’s justice system continues to confuse me.
Sarah Cheek, 34, has been arrested for leaving her five-year-old daughter outside in the rain, while she attempted to get a job. Unfortunately for her, witness’ claim they saw her drink at least two beers while the kid sat outside in a stroller. Why the child needed to be in a stroller at that age is another question no one has been able to get answered.
Cheek had also done the responsible thing and attempted to get a babysitter to watch her little girl, but the timing was a bit our of the ordinary. In fact, she waited until she was already at the bar, and asked other patrons. Luckily, they found this scenario as bizarre as I did and decided to call the police. Seeing as it was around 10pm, her story of looking for a job and leaving the child outside of the bar while doing so, seemed rather peculiar.
My most favorite part of this story (not that I love children being neglected) has to do with the state that this mother happens to reside in: Florida. There truly must be something going on in that state that makes mothers completely irresponsible, self-centered, and unaware that everyone can see through their ridiculous excuses. Cheek was heard telling her daughter she was going inside to get her a candy bar. The little girl is five, not stupid. And if candy is code for alcohol, you should have at least been honest and said you were treating yourself, you selfish bitch.
Good luck to any children living in Florida; You will definitely be needing it.