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Seventy-five schoolchildren in Columbia had gone to a street circus and seen a magician perform when they suddenly fell under his hypnosis. The event has taken place in the southwestern Colombian town of Mocoa, and residents are shocked and disturbed.
Immediately following the incident, all of the children were taken to the hospital where they were placed in urgent care so that doctors could attempt to figure out what was the cause of their trance-like state.
One of the witnesses recalled,“I don’t know, they were touching their chests and they started to roll around shouting strange things.” The witness also mentioned that “they all began fainting, crying and one girl was screaming things, nasty things. She said that she saw the devil.”
Although most of the students have become to come out of the hypnotic state on their own, there are about 30 students that are still residing in the hospital because their parents are insisting that the magician reverse ‘the curse’ he placed on them himself. Unfortunately, the magician, as well as two of his assistants have been placed under arrest and are unavailable for the time being.
This is just one of the most bizarre stories I have ever heard. I mean the fact that the magician can be arrested is rather hysterical based upon the fact that they really can’t prove he did anything. Who’s to say that these kids weren’t faking it. Granted seventy-five schoolchildren all organizing a mass hypnosis is highly unlikely, it is still a possibility. The whole story just seems like a badly written movie that was destined to flop and become a horror movie turned comedy through the decades.
First of all, yes, she is alive. Second of all, yes, she is stupid. I don’t know who thinks socking a bear in the nose is a smart thing, but for some reason, she did, AND she got away with it.
Brooke Collins heard her dachshund, Fudge, screaming from outside on Sunday night and (obviously) ran outside to see what her dog was yelping about. Seeing as they were in Juneau, Alaska, it was highly likely that the cause was a bear. Although, bears don’t normally attack dogs, so she wasn’t really expecting that. Collins, only 22, took action immediately and started to run towards Fudge who was being held by the black bear, much like they would hold a salmon they were about to eat.
‘It had her kind of like when they eat salmon,’ Miss Collins said yesterday. ‘I was freaking out. I was screaming at it. My dog was screaming.
‘I ran up to it … I just punched it right in the snout and it let go.’
Yes, it’s true, despite the fact that he tried to say that the photos were photo shopped. De La Hoya is not admitting that the photos that he once denied were real, are in fact, photos of himself. First of all, it’s pretty damn obvious that these are not fakes, and quite hilarious that he would even attempt to say so.
The Smoking Gun brought light of this story:
Now that he is coming clean about his addiction to alcohol and cocaine, Oscar De La Hoya is also fessing up that he did, in fact, pose for a series of photos in fishnet stockings and assorted female undergarments.
In a new tell-all interview with Univision, the former boxing champion, 38, admitted that the photos, which were taken about four years ago, were authentic and that he did not want to continue lying about the matter. “Let me tell you, yes, it was me,” said De La Hoya, speaking in Spanish. “I’m tired of lying, lying to people, lying to myself.”
De La Hoya’s revelation comes three years after he used business associates, a cadre of high-powered lawyers, and the influential PR firm Sitrick and Company to threaten, smear, and bludgeon 23-year-old stripper Milana Dravnel, with whom he posed in some of the images.
When her eight-month affair with the married De La Hoya ended in late-2007, Dravnel sought to sell the photos, which were taken in a Philadelphia hotel suite where the couple trysted. That effort was met by a ferocious legal counterattack led by legendary L.A. attorney Bert Fields and his New York counterpart Judd Burstein.
The story continues on their website, HERE
Edwin Tobergta is a 32-year-old man who just happens to enjoying fucking pool accessories. Well, not just any accessory; His favorite and the one he was arrested for was a pink blow up raft. Although it is not illegal to screw pool objects, it is highly inappropriate to do so in public early on the Lord’s day.
Now he is facing public indeceny charges, thanks to a concerned neighbor.
According to a Hamilton Police Department report, a witness spotted Tobergta–with his pants at his ankles–getting busy with the raft in an alley.
When questioned by police, Tobergta said that he “was doing it but only because he has a problem and that he needs help.” He asked not to be jailed, but instead sent “somewhere to get help.” Tobergta was booked into the Butler County jail, where he remains in custody in lieu of $20,000 bail.
An arrest report describes Tobergta as a 5’ 6” white male who weighs 130 pounds. It also lists his “Gang Affiliation” as “Cript.” Which we’re going to assume is a mistake of some type.
This is by far one of the best videos I have seen in awhile. A student at Penn State chooses to stand up to Mr. Rick Santorum in regards to his beliefs about Homosexuality, and the effects they have on society. He asked for evidence which proves that children who grow up in same-sex household are okay and then dismisses it saying that there ‘is none’. At this point a brave student who admits she does not know of specific studies, fights back against his judgmental and, in my opinion, immoral beliefs.
He seems upset that Piers Morgan called him a bigot and explains how this was said only to tarnish his image, but not because it was valid. I’m sorry Mr. Santorum, but Mr. Morgan was absolutely correct in his description. A bigot, according to Merriam-Webster is “a person who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices; especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance “
You do not tolerate homosexuals and by not allowing them the freedom to get married and bear children, you are treating them with hatred. You are set set in your own opinions (regardless of the fact that they also happen to be the opinions of the Catholic Church), and you judge us based on a belief that the church put in place hundreds of years ago. Not only do I think you’re a bigot, but now I must admit that I think you are an ignorant and proud asshole as well.
Watch the video below to see the full thing play out:
Lee Hadwin, 37, is a man who never had aspiration of becoming an artist and never dreamed of the day when he would be; But he has become a man that becomes an artist while he dreams. In fact, the only time he ever draws, is while he is sleeping.
Although he can’t recollect the work that he’s done while asleep, or even recreate it while he’s awake, he has made quite an impact on the art world. Hadwin is from North Wales and has seen doctors to try and explain what has been happening. Whether fortunate or not, no one has been able to determine how he has become such a talented artist, and while awake has no ability or desire to do so.
Watch the video below for more:
Steven Lynn from Arkansas had decided to go up and take some aerial views of his house. Why? Who the hell knows. Anyway, while up taking photos, he realized that there were two men loading his stuff into a trailer that was connected to a truck. Seems very ironic that while taking aerial photos, two men happened to burglar his home.
Lynn was shocked that they were so blatanly obvious, even with an aircraft hovering over head. He told The Jonesboro Sun, ’It didn’t seem to faze them that we were buzzing over in an airplane; we got down pretty low.’ During this time, he figured he should notify authorities and so he called 911 as well as an Uncle of his that lived nearby.
After the Uncle arrived, the two suspects drove away, but were followed. The Uncle was able to give the Wheaton police step by step directions, and eventually led to the suspects being arrested.
The two men in the truck, Roosevelt Smith III and Joseph Peel, both of Jonesboro, now face burglary and theft charges.
No shit?! C’mon now, this can’t be real? Well, it is. This was the title for an article posted on the Daily Mail, that I read earlier today. I was pretty damn sure everyone was aware that boxing, in general, was not a good idea… for anyone, let alone children. Look at Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali; You can barely understand what they’re saying when they do speak and I’m afraid we don’t understand because neither do they.
Shit, your brain cells are knocked about, you get black eyes, concussions, weakened lungs, gashes, and so much more. Remember that one time Mike Tyson bit Evander Holyfield’s ear off on June 28, 1997? Of course you do! Boxing is fucking legit.
The fact that children are smaller and can’t cause as much harm as the older folks, does NOT mean they should be able to get into the sport. Boxing is about strength, agility, speed, and skill. When you combine those favorable attributes, anyone could be severely damaged.