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This all went down in a mobile home park on Shady Grove Road in Ruckersville, Virignia. All three individuals are okay, and they are still investigating this case. When you have a 5-year-old that goes around stabbing people over juice boxes, you might as well get him enrolled in the prison program for youth while you still have some input in his life. I would definitely watch ‘Beyond Scared Straight’ if it involved this little 5-year-old gangster.
- 5-Year-Old Taken Into Custody After Stabbing 3 In Juice Box Dispute (dreamindemon.com)
- Schoolboy stabbed to death ‘after fight over phone’ (mirror.co.uk)
- 10-year-old boy suspected in fatal stabbing of 12-year-old (latimesblogs.latimes.com)
- Oxford Street stabbing: Seydou Diarrassouba, 18, killed in Boxing Day sales was a shoplifter involved in gang feud (dailymail.co.uk)
You often hear stories of crackheads and/or other drug addicts offering themselves up in exchange for some product (crack, meth, etc.), and assume that they must be incredibly desperate to stoop so low. Well, Burbank police encountered a woman who was more addicted to chicken mcnuggets than any drug on the market. In fact, she was so desperate for some nuggets that she was offering BJ’s in exchange for the delicious chicken.
Khadijah Baseer of Los Angeles reportedly opened customers’ car doors in the drive-thru of McDonald’s on the 1700 block of Olive Avenue about 11 p.m. Wednesday, asking for free chicken McNuggets in exchange for sexual favors, Officer Joshua Kendrick said.
A man told police Baseer approached him but he refused the offer.
Baseer simply wanted to eat some nuggets (which are incredibly cheap by the way) and suck some dick, but now she’s been arrested for suspicion of prostitution. While this may seem like I support hooking, I just think if you aren’t making over $10 then it really shouldn’t be considered prostituting. Who knows, maybe she just loved to suck the peen before eating the chick.
This particular McDonald’s happens to be right around the corner from my work and I’m a little pissed I didn’t know about the chicken for BJ operation before Baseer was busted. This really could have been a wonderful employment opportunity for me…
- Woman offered sexual favors for Chicken McNuggets, police say (latimesblogs.latimes.com)
- You Can’t Be Serious: California Woman Offers Sexual Favors In Exchange For McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets (bossip.com)
- How Far Would You Go For Chicken McNuggets? (stylecaster.com)
- What Chicken McNuggets are really made of… (chickennuggetsandelmo.com)
- Woman Allegedly Offered Sexual Favors In Exchange for Chicken McNuggets (laist.com)
Briona, my only advice to you…RUN. This guy has got some serious creep going on here and to be quite honest, I have a feeling he loves you too much. I know that everyone says loving too much is not possible, but after watching THIS video, I believe everyone is wrong. Very wrong.
The internet and YouTube has made it so easy for people to share their emotions and meaningless bullshit with the world, and luckily, it has also made it possible for us to be aware of the creepy people who really do exist. None of the nonsense he is saying even makes sense and he seems so absolutely calm that it makes me highly uncomfortable. Still, you have to give the guy a small amount of credit for having the balls to post this shit.
A little video to cheer up my angel. I love you baby girl. Add me on FaceBook at http://www.facebook.com/magmaflower. You can buy “Stay Perfect. Just for me” Tee-Shirts by Aaron Jennings at http://tiny.cc/STAYPERFECT
- “My Video For Briona” (videogum.com)
- Creepy Skyrim Serial Killer Keeps Heads on Shelves (escapistmagazine.com)
- Climbing Robot Cockroach Is Creepy Cool (Video) (treehugger.com)
- Confirmed: Rachel Maddow Is Not In Creepy Buzzfeed Video Of Creepy Guy Videotaping Sunbathers (mediaite.com)
Johnny D. Guillen was the suspected Butt Slasher that terrorized shopping women in Fairfax, Virginia. Apparently he’s been found far from home: Peru. Guillen was the man whom authorities believed slashed the butts of 13 young women as they shopped at various retail stores in the area.
I find this case absolutely hilarious because no one was seriously injured, and the crime itself is somewhat funny. Okay, I know that slashing a woman’s buttocks with a knife isn’t appropriate behavior, but could you imagine how funny that would be years down the line to explain to people that you are the victim of a notorious but non-violent butt slasher? Amazing.
And that he tried to avoid capture is just the icing on this story. This man was so scared of being caught that he fled to Peru! And sadly, he was aware that despite the lack of severity of his crime, police would still want to close the books on this one and assure the county that their citizens were safe from this butt cutter.
- Suspected mall slasher arrested in Peru (washingtonpost.com)
- Butt Slasher Arrested in Peru (inquisitr.com)
- Johnny D. Guillen, Accused ‘Butt Slasher’, Arrested In Peru (huffingtonpost.com)
- Suspected Virginia Butt-Slasher Flees to Peru [Butts] (jezebel.com)
- Serial Butt Stabber Caught, Butts Everywhere Rejoice [Crime] (gawker.com)
- SteVe C: Man suspected in Virginia butt slashings arrested in Peru – CNN.com (cnn.com)
O vídeo original encontra-se comigo!
Este vídeo foi feito para fins humorísticos, com a autorização da D. sandra Maria, mas como vcs podem ver aconteceu um emprevisto e ela caiu. Não estava alcoolizada.
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Cop gets pissed when the driver of a pulled-over SUV refuses to let him search his car without a warrant.
This is a perfect example of the importance of knowing your rights, don’t be afraid to JUST SAY NO to Unlawful Searches… Because as you all just seen, without your permission (or a warrant) they can’t search you or your vehicle.
- Pure Kush Chronic-les Comedy: Cop LOSES IT After Speeder Tells Him He Needs A Warrant To Search His Car For That Green Yahmean!! [Video] (bossip.com)
- [VIDEO] Cops Seen Planting Drugs In Vehicle (practikel.com)
- Man Claims Police Entered Home Without Warrant, Threatening To Arrest Him For Recordinging Them (pixiq.com)
- Driver crashes into 13 cars trying to escape cops in China (thesun.co.uk)