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[VIDEO] ‘Get Money, Turn Gay’



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Thursday 4Play: WORK


While there are many jobs out there, I seem to think that most of us can appreciate these next few photos that highlight our feelings about work:

Everyone’s A Hippie These Days…Which One Are You?

Home Solar Power Discounts – One Block Off the Grid

[VIDEO] When Zebras Attack


Megan was minding her own business and eating some chips with her window open during a wild safari park tour (brilliant) when she was suddenly attacked by a zebra. Here’s an idea, if you’re going to be eating delicious chips in front of wild animals while roaming their land, ou might want to keep the window up and pay attention to what’s going on around you, hence, why you are there to begin with.

And don’t be such a baby. This is a weak ass bruise and it appears the zebra did little damage. Stop crying and continue on with your tour.



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[VIDEO] Boy, 5, Stabs THREE People During Fight Over Juice Box


This all went down in a mobile home park on Shady Grove Road in Ruckersville, Virignia. All three individuals are okay, and they are still investigating this case. When you have a 5-year-old that goes around stabbing people over juice boxes, you might as well get him enrolled in the prison program for youth while you still have some input in his life. I would definitely watch ‘Beyond Scared Straight’ if it involved this little 5-year-old gangster.


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Who Would Want A BJ From Someone This Desperate For Chicken McNuggets?!


You often hear stories of crackheads and/or other drug addicts offering themselves up in exchange for some product (crack, meth, etc.), and assume that they must be incredibly desperate to stoop so low. Well, Burbank police encountered a woman who was more addicted to chicken mcnuggets than any drug on the market. In fact, she was so desperate for some nuggets that she was offering BJ’s in exchange for the delicious chicken.

Khadijah Baseer of Los Angeles reportedly opened customers’ car doors in the drive-thru of McDonald’s on the 1700 block of Olive Avenue about 11 p.m. Wednesday, asking for free chicken McNuggets in exchange for sexual favors, Officer Joshua Kendrick said.

 A man told police Baseer approached him but he refused the offer.

Baseer simply wanted to eat some nuggets (which are incredibly cheap by the way) and suck some dick, but now she’s been arrested for suspicion of prostitution. While this may seem like I support hooking, I just think if you aren’t making over $10 then it really shouldn’t be considered prostituting. Who knows, maybe she just loved to suck the peen before eating the chick.

This particular McDonald’s happens to be right around the corner from my work and I’m a little pissed I didn’t know about the chicken for BJ operation before Baseer was busted. This really could have been a wonderful employment opportunity for me…


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[VIDEO] This Guy Is Creepy…

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Briona, my only advice to you…RUN. This guy has got some serious creep going on here and to be quite honest, I have a feeling he loves you too much. I know that everyone says loving too much is not possible, but after watching THIS video, I believe everyone is wrong. Very wrong.

The internet and YouTube has made it so easy for people to share their emotions and meaningless bullshit with the world, and luckily, it has also made it possible for us to be aware of the creepy people who really do exist. None of the nonsense he is saying even makes sense and he seems so absolutely calm that it makes me highly uncomfortable. Still, you have to give the guy a small amount of credit for having the balls to post this shit.

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The Butt Slasher Has Been Caught!


Johnny D. Guillen was the suspected Butt Slasher that terrorized shopping women in Fairfax, Virginia. Apparently he’s been found far from home: Peru. Guillen was the man whom authorities believed slashed the butts of 13 young women as they shopped at various retail stores in the area.

I find this case absolutely hilarious because no one was seriously injured, and the crime itself is somewhat funny. Okay, I know that slashing a woman’s buttocks with a knife isn’t appropriate behavior, but could you imagine how funny that would be years down the line to explain to people that you are the victim of a notorious but non-violent butt slasher? Amazing.

And that he tried to avoid capture is just the icing on this story. This man was so scared of being caught that he fled to Peru! And sadly, he was aware that despite the lack of severity of his crime, police would still want to close the books on this one and assure the county that their citizens were safe from this butt cutter.

Who wants to bet this guy gets more time that sex offenders, such as child molesters, rapists, etc.? I do! I do!


ORIGINAL ARTICLE: http://www.practikel.com/2011/07/28/serial-butt-stabber-on-the-loose/
NEW SUSPECT: http://www.practikel.com/2011/09/08/remember-the-butt-slasher-here-is-the-new-prime-suspect/

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[VIDEO] The Strangest Video Ever… With A Hilarious Ending

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O vídeo original encontra-se comigo!
Este vídeo foi feito para fins humorísticos, com a autorização da D. sandra Maria, mas como vcs podem ver aconteceu um emprevisto e ela caiu. Não estava alcoolizada.

[VIDEO] Cop Freaks The Fuck Out When Driver Doesn’t Let Him Search The Vehicle Without A Warrant




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Cop gets pissed when the driver of a pulled-over SUV refuses to let him search his car without a warrant.

This is a perfect example of the importance of knowing your rights, don’t be afraid to JUST SAY NO to Unlawful Searches… Because as you all just seen, without your permission (or a warrant) they can’t search you or your vehicle.


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