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Sunday Moyo is a 28-year-old Zimbabwe man who has been arrested for having sex with a donkey that was apparently tied to a tree during the incident. According to Moyo though, he should not be held responsible because in fact, the donkey was a prostitute. I’m not even kidding.
According to New Zimbabwe, Sunday Moyo, a 28-year-old, told the court he paid $20 for a prostitute he met at a night club. Somewhere in the time between meeting her and when he was arrested, the prostitute transformed from a woman into a donkey.
If you pay $20 to fuck a woman and end up face to ass, with an ass, the last thing you would be thinking about is having sex. If the woman managed to transform into a creature, I would be a hell of a lot more concerned with how that happened, than putting my dick in an ass.
“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,” he told the court, according to New Zimbabwe.
Moyo also said at his court appearance that he’s a donkey.
So Moyo, who’s actually a donkey, wasn’t aware he was screwing a donkey, until he was arrested? It just so happens that both these “things” are both human and donkey? Well now, that makes perfect sense! Or it’s just a good way to justify getting caught for sticking your dick in a donkey.
Despite Moyo’s arguments he was still arrested in his the small Zvishavane which only has a population of around 35,000 people. How embarrassing. Charging him with bestiality and having him undergo psychiatric evaluation will possibly free him of his lust for the woman donkey.
- Man Caught Having Sex with Donkey Claimed It Was a Shapeshifting Hooker [Animals] (gawker.com)
- Zimbabwean Caught Having Sex with Prostitute-Turned-Donkey (inquisitr.com)
- Ass Sex: You’re Doing It Wrong (dlisted.com)
- Change in Zimbabwe (paper-bird.net)
Kimberly Lawson who is 40-years-old was recently arrested for a criminal offense against an animal after he was caught having sex with the dog. First of all, it’s embarrassing enough that this man has a woman’s name, but he also fucks dogs?! How humiliating.
Officers were contacted on Saturday morning by a South Memphis resident who reportedly observed some bizarre activity involving his neighbor’s German Shepherd, Adam, according to a Memphis Police Department report.
The man said that he observed Lawson feed Adam from a plate before he saw “Lawson pull his pants down, get on his knees and allow the dog to mount him and have sex,” the arrest affidavit states.
Lawson even had to bribe the animal with food to even get him to do such a thing. And why the fuck would you NOT close the windows if you were planning on having a dog mount you? Not that I condone bestiality, but I most certainly do believe in privacy. I have a male neighbor who is well past an age that is appealing to the eye and he refuses to wear clothing. I wish I could call the cops on him for sitting in front of his computer, in front of the window, naked, watching porn, but sadly, I can’t. He’s content with his hand and doesn’t need animals to get off, apparently.
Anyway, Lawson didn’t just partake is getting mounted once, but three times in one hour, according to the neighbor. Unfortunately for the dog fucking Lawson, this neighbor was a gossip; He called another neighbor and told him to look out his window, to see if he could also see odd porn that was taking place in his neighborhood.
“He … observed suspect Kimberly Lawson engaged in sexual intercourse with Adam, the dog,” reads the police report. “[The second witness] said he observed the dog mounted on top of suspect Kimberly Lawson from a behind position having sex.”
After this the two men decided it was best to confront this man, which is fucking ballsy. He got caught having sex…with a dog. There is no way in hell I would stay and wait for authorities to come and talk to me about that. Also, the dog wasn’t even his!
The dog’s owner, Caroline Morris, told police she had suspected that something was wrong with her dog because, for the past two weeks, he had “been behaving oddly and has had [a lot of] energy.”
Oddly enough the owner was pretty freaky and said she had to tell the dog that “he didn’t do anything wrong. The man did something wrong”. I really doubt the dog has any idea what is going on, but at least the man who caused the dog such ‘emotional trauma’ has been arrested.
AOL - They say if you snooze, you lose. That expression might be true for an accused sleepy thief.
A burglary suspect blew his cover when he got so comfortable in his hiding spot that he dozed off and began snoring loud enough for police to find him inside a New Jersey restaurant.
Israel Cortes was one of three men arrested for allegedly breaking into a closed South Brunswick, N.J. eatery, but he was the only one who took a nap inside the premises while cops searched for the suspects, Patch reported. A fourth suspect hasn’t been captured, according to The Associated Press.
Police told The Times of Trenton that Cortes, his brother Christian, and Richard Wilson were trying to steal copper pipes whens an officer spotted cars parked behind the building on Sunday night.
The snoring Cortes was the last man apprehended by police. First, they captured Christian Cortes as he ran from the restaurant, according to NBC New York. Cops busted Wilson at a nearby motel an hour later.
When police returned to the restaurant later, they heard a noise coming from the basement. Downstairs, they discovered Cortes noisily napping on top of a refrigerator.
The three men were charged with burglary, theft and possession of burglary tools, according to The Times of Trenton.
This is a video of a man who was attempting to jump off the roof of a building after a break up had made him distraught. Luckily, the neighbor caught the rescue on tape and can now be shared with everyone.
What’s not seen is the suicidal man, biting into the arm of an officer, yet the officer continues to hold on. I can’t imagine he would let go, but apparently some people feel this is a heroic response: to continue holding on. Anyway, they finally got him handcuffed to a safe area, and waited for firefighters to arrive. Then he was checked into a medical facility for 72 hour surveillance. Enjoy: