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The Butt Slasher Has Been Caught!

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Johnny D. Guillen was the suspected Butt Slasher that terrorized shopping women in Fairfax, Virginia. Apparently he’s been found far from home: Peru. Guillen was the man whom authorities believed slashed the butts of 13 young women as they shopped at various retail stores in the area.

I find this case absolutely hilarious because no one was seriously injured, and the crime itself is somewhat funny. Okay, I know that slashing a woman’s buttocks with a knife isn’t appropriate behavior, but could you imagine how funny that would be years down the line to explain to people that you are the victim of a notorious but non-violent butt slasher? Amazing.

And that he tried to avoid capture is just the icing on this story. This man was so scared of being caught that he fled to Peru! And sadly, he was aware that despite the lack of severity of his crime, police would still want to close the books on this one and assure the county that their citizens were safe from this butt cutter.

Who wants to bet this guy gets more time that sex offenders, such as child molesters, rapists, etc.? I do! I do!

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ORIGINAL ARTICLE: http://www.practikel.com/2011/07/28/serial-butt-stabber-on-the-loose/
NEW SUSPECT: http://www.practikel.com/2011/09/08/remember-the-butt-slasher-here-is-the-new-prime-suspect/

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Transgendered Fake Doctor Gives Woman Butt Implant Filled With Cement, Super Glue And Tyre Sealant

After the Royal Wedding and all the gossip surrounding Pippa’s rear-end, there have been many woman wondering how they could gain that miraculous ass. Unfortunately, one woman underwent a procedure that left her butt a little heavier and a little more form than she had expected.

A ‘fake doctor’ suspected of injecting a woman’s bottom with cement, super glue and tyre sealant to give her a more ‘shapely’ rear has been arrested.

Transgendered woman Oneal Ron Morris, who by his own picture appears to have undergone the ‘butt-boosting’ procedure himself, is accused of administering the potentially lethal shots to at least one victim.

The 30-year-old, who police say is a man but appears to look like a woman, was detained in Florida yesterday for the alleged incident in May 2010.

I don’t mean to be crude her, but if I cam across this tranny doctor, I would most likely have a consultation with another surgeon just to be sure I wasn’t getting in over my head.

Miami Gardens Police Department Sgt William Bamford said Morris first met with the as-yet unidentified victim to discuss the procedure.

He said: ‘They agreed on the price of $700, which was intended for cosmetic purposes.’

But instead, police say the victim was given a series of injections containing cement, mineral oil and Fix-A-Flat tyre inflator and sealant.

How on earth could you not realize that the methods this “doctor” was using to buffer your ass were a little unconventional? How could you not realize that the awful fat behind she was rocking was also what you were getting yourself into? And fucking super glue?! When your ass wound is sealed with super glue, you immediately, if you haven’t already, say ‘fuck it’.

After the woman started having serious pains she had to go to the Tampa General Hospital, where she was treated for the botched bottom.

She had developed an infection of drug-resistant bug MRSA at the wound and also developed pneumonia, but refused to reveal how it had happened.

Doctors at the hospital, worried it was the work of an unlicensed practitioner, reported the case to the Florida Department of Health.

But by the time they started to investigate, the victim had left the area.

Morris was eventually arrested in North Lauderdale in March 2011. He has been charged with practising medicine without a license and causing bodily harm.

The alleged incident is the latest in a long line of instances where women have suffered complications following illegal bottom enhancement procedures.

Illegal bottom enhancement procedures. haha. I really never in my life could have imagined that this was a serious problem that has occurred in the world. wow. If you are crazy enough to fall for this tranny’s bullshit, your ass deserves what it gets. Literally.

Okay after doing more research, apparently some people have died, and that is not okay. This is way more of an issue than I thought. Have you ever heard about this?

In February, 20-year-old British student Claudia Aderotimi, from London, died following a cosmetic buttocks injection administered in a Philadelphia hotel room.

In January, Whalesca Castillo, an unlicensed practitioner in New York City, was arrested for running an illegal business out of her home injecting women with liquid silicone in the buttocks and breasts.

And in 2010, a Miami woman, Ana Josefa Sevilla, was charged with a similar crime after one of her clients ended up in the emergency room with complications.

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Man Exposes Himself Through Sunroof On Ten Year Anniversary Of 9/11

Okay so I, as well as almost every single person in America, was aware that September 11th, 2011 was the ten year anniversary of the terrorist attacks on the Twin Towers in New York City. For this reason, and this reason only, this native Cuban happened to make big news on nearly every news blog I’ve been through.

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While driving yesterday with his wife and young daughter to a 9/11 ceremony in the Florida Keys, a Highway Patrol officer spotted a pantsless man exposing himself through the sunroof of a Mercedes-Benz, according to a police report.

After the off-duty cop called in the sighting, Monroe County Sheriff’s Office deputies pulled over the vehicle and quizzed its three occupants. The driver and a backseat passenger both admitted seeing Julio Mompeller, who was seated in the front seat, “standing up through the sunroof with his pants down and his genitals and buttocks exposed as they traveled southbound on US1.”

The 31-year-old Mompeller, an unemployed Cuban native who lives in Miami, was arrested on a misdemeanor indecent exposure charge. It is unclear why Mompeller allegedly exposed himself to motorists at 8:30 on a Sunday morning.

Mompeller, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked yesterday into the Monroe County lockup. He was released earlier today after posting $500 bond.

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