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Naked 60-Year-Old Woman Lays On Cars And Throws Watermelons In Bay Ridge
The naked woman is currently not being identified by police, even though she went on a rampage that attracted the attention of nearly 300 onlookers. Before the police were able to detain her, the elder woman had seen a sign that said “FREE” in the window of a Chinese restaurant and proceeded to go inside and collect her free food.
Unfortunately, though this woman was known around these parts, she usually just muttered to herself, clothes on and all. This time, she became so frantic when she heard that everything was not free and started to undress herself, screamed and started throwing things around.
“This old lady was trashing the place,” Noreen Monier, who owns a nearby store, told The Brooklyn paper. “I told her to stop and she threw a watermelon at me. She had superhuman strength. She said, ‘I’ll stop when I’m good and ready.’” She really had at the place, too. Reportedly picking up phones, answering calls and throwing money around.
She wasn’t done causing chaos and decided to continue on with her rampage. In fact, a grease fire was started and required the attention of the FDNY. This bitch went balls out and made a huge mess of the place. After she had finished with the restaurant, she decided to move the attention outside.
If you saw a naked 60-year-old woman running around throwing watermelons and screaming, what would you do? If you’re response is that you don’t want to see that, I don’t believe you. Reality television exists because people love to watch other people going crazy. It’s a fact. And that’s exactly what happened here. Many people outside began to egg her on.
“At one point, she even laid down on the hood of a black convertible, whose driver didn’t know what to do.” FInally, the police get her under control, but it took a lot of effort, as this report over on Animal makes clear:
“We couldn’t really make out what she was saying. Then she reached behind her back and unzipped her skirt, pulled down her underwear, kicked off her shoes, ripped off her top, unsnapped her bra and started parading around – still in the middle of the street!
She then jumped onto the hood of a car that was trying to get through the intersection and spread eagle on it! Then she slid off and ran into the chinese food restaurant and trashed the place!
Near the end of the ordeal, just before the police, ambulance and fire department came, she opened the cash register, pulled out all of the cash, put it on top of the oven and started a fire! The guy that owns the hardware store a few doors down ran and got a fire extinguisher to put it out. No one could get close to her to grab the one inside because she was throwing glass bottles at everyone from the coolers in the Chinese restaurant dining room! She was pretty strong too because she even broke away from the three police officers trying to restrain her!”
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Postal Workers Steal Marijuana Then Turn Around And Sell It
Two geniuses (and I use this word very lightly) were caught on camera stealing marijuana from a suspicious package, replacing the contents with lighter materials, and re-sealing it. I can’t believe they had no idea their actions would be discovered. Who on Earth would steal something while on camera and not try to disguise their faces? Or better yet, why not make the package at least weigh as much as the orignal contents?
OCTOBER 14–When a suspicious package arrived last month at a New York City post office, it was set aside for examination by postal inspectors since the 12-pound Express Mail package appeared consistent with parcels that had been previously used to ship narcotics across the country.
The cardboard box was placed for safekeeping on a supervisor’s desk in the Queens post office. But before the package could be examined by investigators, a postal employee allegedly took the parcel from the supervisor’s desk and, with the help of a coworker, cut open the box and removed a brick of marijuana.

The pair’s actions on September 10 were caught on a surveillance camera,according to a criminal complaint filed yesterday in U.S. District Court in Brooklyn.
According to the felony complaint, Lori Allen took the package from the desk and opened it with Coretta Womack, who put “several small square shaped boxes” back into the plundered package. Womack then added bubble wrap and re-sealed the parcel, according to federal agent Steven Demayo.
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Asshole Bodybuilder Throws Dog To Its Death From 3rd Floor
Milan Rysa, 30, is the piece of shit that has “allegedly” thrown his dog, Brooklyn, from a 3rd story onto the street below. The Chinese Shar-Pei was seen by witnesses being hurled out of the apartment in New York at around 9:00pm. They had also mentioned that he was listening to loud music during the incident.
Although Rysa is claiming he was asleep the whole time, police won’t be too quick to overlook the statements made by witnesses.
A shocked onlooker said: ‘I saw it coming out the window,
‘I heard the yelp when it hit the ground. I heard the thud. It just missed a woman.’
Rysa allegedly looked out of the window and on seeing a crowd gathering near Brooklyn’s broken body, turned off the music and the apartment’s lights.
I am absolutely disgusted by this man. Although this will be the last incident you heard about, there were plenty more that his neighbors have opened up about. The sad thing is nobody said anything to anyone before this all took place. Brooklyn could have possibly been rescued and given to a family or person who cared. Instead, she was tortured her entire life and had it cut shortly by being thrown to her death. What a sick bastard.
The cruel pet owner was charged with aggravated animal cruelty and reckless endangerment, and was taken to Elmhurst Hospital Centre for a psychiatric evaluation.
The neighbour said. ‘The poor thing wanted to play all the time.’
A Fugitive Taunts Cops on Facebook Only To Get Caught
Gawker – Taunting police on Facebook when they’re out searching for you is, admittedly, pretty funny. But if you’re going to do it, it’s important that you not get caught. Otherwise you end up like recently-apprehended fugitive Victor Burgos: In jail, and looking really dumb.
Burgos was wanted on domestic violence and harassment warrants in Utica, N.Y. when he posted a “video showing him walking into an unidentified NYPD stationhouse,” writing “Catch me if you can, I’m in Brooklyn.” So… they did. U.S. Marshals and NYPD arrested Burgos in a Brooklyn apartment, catching him, not coincidentally, at his laptop dicking around on Facebook. He’s now awaiting a hearing in Oneida County. And he deleted the posts from his Facebook account.
This guy is hilarious. Why in hell would you tempt the cops to come and get you, while providing them with your location? I hope he’s aware that you can’t use Facebook while in prison, since he seems to be quite enthralled with the website.





