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Remember The Butt Slasher? Here Is The New Prime Suspect!

Prime suspect: Johnny D. Guillen Pimentel is wanted in connection with a spate of buttock slashings in Virginia

Johnny D. Guillen Pimentel is now being named as the main suspect in the butt slashing case. If you’re not familiar with the case, let me give a little background.

In Northern Virginia, earlier this year, a man was targeting young women in their late teens or early twenties. How? Well, he was slashing their asses with a knife and taking off. The women were left with cuts that went through their clothing and cut into their skin. It seems unbelievable that they wouldn’t notice a man slashing their asses open, but by the time they did notice, the infamous slasher was gone.

He was seen on videotapes going in and out of retail stores and in some cases, actually attacking these women, but was not identifiable at the time. The police have received a tip that Pimentel, 40, is the man behind the notorious attacks and have issued a warrant for his arrest. They believe he has fled the area because they have not been able to locate the gentleman (I say this because he’s still just a suspect) and would really like to discuss these incidences with him.

Although the attacks were rather minor, they did traumatize some of the victims and have made them feel uncomfortable shopping. Personally, THIS is a huge issue. Our economy is in a down fall and we need as many shoppers as possible out there spending money! The butt slasher has contributed to the decline of our economy, in my opinion, and for that the government should be more involved in the hunt for this economic terrorist.


Mother Performs Circumcision On Newborn With Box Cutter and YouTube

Keemonta Peterson, 30, has been arrested for attempting to circumcise her three-month-old son while at their home. She did this with no medical assistance, but with the help of YouTube videos and reading from the Old Testament.

She has, for some odd reason, avoided jail time after pleading guilty to first-degree criminal mistreatment. The reason this is hard to believe is because the child was bleeding for two hours after the procedure before authorities were contacted.

The 30-year-old mother of four must also undergo mental health treatment after Multnomah County Circuit Judge Eric Bergstrom told her ‘the reality is you love your children and had absolutely no intent to harm your child’.

Sadly there was another child, 13-year-old boy, who watched his mother perform this invasive surgery with pliers and a box cutter. The young baby was in intense pain and the bleeding was uncontrollable.

Luckily, after Peterson took the initiative to call for help, her baby boy has made a full recovery since being in Intensive Care. All four children are now in the hands of social workers and her mental health is being investigated.

Her bail was set at $550,000 but following a hearing was reduced to $5,000 and she was released from jail.




Serial Butt Stabber on the Loose!

According to the Fairfax County Police, there is a butt stabbing menace going around and tormenting women. In the Virginia area, there have been 5 women who have had their butts stabbed by the suspect.

In the most recent attack, an 18-year-old woman was shopping at Forever 21 inside the Fair Oaks Mall at 5:30 p.m. Monday when she was distracted by clothing falling over. She told police that she suddenly felt a sharp pain in her butt and thought she might have been struck by a clothes hanger before she realized she’d been cut through her denim shorts with a box cutter or razor.

The victims are all in their late teens to early twenties and are shopping around in retail stores. The attacks began in February so police are unsure as to exactly how many attacks have taken place. I know what you must be thinking: Are the victims okay?! Yes, they just got stabbed in their asses. The victims of these crimes have little cuts, very similar to what you may get while cooking…only not in your ass.

According to Fairfax police, the suspect is desribed as Hispanic, in his late 20s, approximately 5’6” in height, and heavy-set.

Criminal profiler Ted Williams, who spent almost 15 years as a D.C. police investigator and a federal special agent, said the slasher’s criminal pattern closely resembles the D.C. sniper’s from almost 10 years ago.

Let’s hope that this ass slicer doesn’t progress to sniping out individuals at retail malls. Not that getting your behind stabbed is pleasant (well, at least not in this case), but it is a whole lot better than being murdered. I have a feeling he’s just trying to make a stand against capitalism. In fact, we should all go around stabbing the butts of shoppers to stand up against the government and show them we’re not messing around ;)


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