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Man Arrested For Giving Victims Surprise Oral: Must Really Love To Suck the Peen
A DJ, Dajuan Porter, has been arrested after allegedly sucking multiple penis’ in the Pennsylvania area. Well, technically it wasn’t just for sucking them, but rather, sucking them while the “victims” were passed out and unaware that it was occurring.
The Harrisburg police said that there were three incidents which he has been arrested for, although they believe there may be other “victims” that have yet to come forward.
The first case was reported in May, 2011, by a man who claimed a man fitting Porter’s description climbed up through his fire escape, broke in and began performing oral sex on him, according to WHP-TV.
In April, 2012, a man told police he went to Porter’s home after a gathering and fell asleep only to wake with the suspect performing a sex act on him, the Patriot Newsreported.
Another incident was reported in July. The alleged victim attended a party and fell asleep after drinking. He claims that he woke up as the suspect performed a sex act on him.
What could possibly make this story even better? Porter has been arrested for a similar crime and it happened last year while he was in Worcester County, Maryland. Only this time, he sexually assaulted his sleeping cell mate.
This man must be dependent on cock. You’re in prison and going to suck a sleeping guys dick?! Damn, that’s ballsy.
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[VIDEO] Grandma’s Watch and Discuss Kim Kardashian and Ray J Sex Tape
The Kardashians are one of the most talked about families in the media. They are usually being insulted, belittled or laughed at, and the fact that they just signed a 40 million deal makes me want to do all of those things and more. Fortunately, these grandma’s took it upon themselves to not only bring back the great memory of Kim Kardashian and Ray J‘s sex tape, but also make fun of their capabilities. So funny!
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Who Would Want A BJ From Someone This Desperate For Chicken McNuggets?!
You often hear stories of crackheads and/or other drug addicts offering themselves up in exchange for some product (crack, meth, etc.), and assume that they must be incredibly desperate to stoop so low. Well, Burbank police encountered a woman who was more addicted to chicken mcnuggets than any drug on the market. In fact, she was so desperate for some nuggets that she was offering BJ’s in exchange for the delicious chicken.
Khadijah Baseer of Los Angeles reportedly opened customers’ car doors in the drive-thru of McDonald’s on the 1700 block of Olive Avenue about 11 p.m. Wednesday, asking for free chicken McNuggets in exchange for sexual favors, Officer Joshua Kendrick said.
A man told police Baseer approached him but he refused the offer.
Baseer simply wanted to eat some nuggets (which are incredibly cheap by the way) and suck some dick, but now she’s been arrested for suspicion of prostitution. While this may seem like I support hooking, I just think if you aren’t making over $10 then it really shouldn’t be considered prostituting. Who knows, maybe she just loved to suck the peen before eating the chick.
This particular McDonald’s happens to be right around the corner from my work and I’m a little pissed I didn’t know about the chicken for BJ operation before Baseer was busted. This really could have been a wonderful employment opportunity for me…
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