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I am not kidding. This is seriously what people are doing; Getting drunk off their asses and, at some point, falling from a tree to the ground below. The last person to be sitting in the tree, wins. I wonder, though, whether they have to bring their drinks up with them or if people will supply them with booze, as they go? It is boring? Waiting to get shitfaced can be, even in the comfort of one’s own home. At least at my place I have a comfortable bathroom.
I’m going to create an American version: Couch potato. In my game, you sit on the couch and consume ridiculous amounts of alcohol until you either fall from the couch or have to get up and use the restroom.
According to a report in the Otago Daily Times, staff at the city’s botanic gardens raised the alarm after noticing “an increase in possum” activity.
If you’d still rather play Possum than couch potato, then I wish you the very best in maintaining your balance and not slamming your skull into the ground. But first, you’ll need to know the specifics.
The online Urban Dictionary defines possum as a “drinking game in which players have to sit in a tree, like possums, and consume a pack of 24 beers [typically 350ml units in New Zealand] until they fall out of the tree from drunkenness”.
Obviously, one of the main concerns for people in the neighborhood is the litter left, vomit not washed away, as well as the damage to the trees, which are said to be over 100-years-old.
The few tree-drinkers apprehended to date had been “required to clean up their litter and to meet with the proctor for disciplinary action”.
I love that they’re now called “tree drinkers”. Ha.
- This Game Of Thrones Drinking Game Will Have You Wasted in 10 Minutes Flat [Game Of Thrones] (kotaku.com)
- New Zealand Challenges Australia at Extreme (Maybe Fatal) Drinking Games (coedmagazine.com)
- “True American” Is The Next Big Drinking Game (buzzfeed.com)
- SJP and Greg Kinnear Suggest an I Don’t Know How She Does It Drinking Game! (popsugar.com)
- Top 10 Movie Drinking Games for February (coedmagazine.com)
- LORD OF THE RINGS Drinking Game – Drink Yourself into Middle Earth (geektyrant.com)
- Video: Watch Our SAG Awards Breakdown – the Night’s Best Fashion, the Biggest Winners, and Drinking Games! (popsugar.com)
- Why Do We Turn Everything Into A Drinking Game? (collegecandy.com)
- The Definitive ‘Kony 2012′ Drinking Game (buzzfeed.com)
- How to play the True American drinking game from New Girl (igoyougoblog.com)
(the person in the featured photo is not actually the victim. If she had three bullets in her face, no matter how drugged up, she’d most certainly be dead or at the very least, not smiling.)
On New Year’s Eve, a 30-year-old woman was shot through her eye by the same suspect that took the life of her friend. The woman, from Winnipeg, had insisted on finishing her beer before she would receive any treatment. Some people felt she was unaware of what had just happened to her.
“It was like she was oblivious to what had happened. She didn’t want any treatment until after she finished her beer,” a source told the Free Press.
The woman was highly intoxicated (obviously) and showed no signs that she was in any type of pain. Sadly, when she wakes up in the morning after blacking out, she’s not going to only be forgetting the dumb shit she did last night, but she’ll most likely forget that she was shot through the eye and will probably be suffering.
I’m sorry but there are a few things I would demand to finish a beer for, but making sure I got the proper medical attention after getting my eye taken out with a bullet is something I could definitely work into my routine. Sadly, she wasn’t even coherent enough to realize that while SHE was the lucky one, her friend, Michael Warren Sinclair, 46, was laying dead in that house.
And if you think this woman was just that drunk, you are so incredibly naiive. There must have been some drug use going on around here.
- Man Orders Beer, Robs Bank, Returns to Bar to Finish Beer (neatorama.com)
- Free Beer at Ben’s Canteen (benscanteen.com)
- Booze It Up With a Beer Facial (bellasugar.com)
- [VIDEO] This Woman REALLY Loves Guinness! (practikel.com)
There have definitely been some times when I’ve really wished I could just throw a 24-case of beer in between my thighs and waltz out of there as if nothing ever happened. Unfortunately, my thighs are just not that strong. I also don’t think I should be drinking something when I can’t even afford it.
And lastly, why the hell would you be doing this in front of your child? Obviously, your past the point of no return, but her?! She’s young, impressionable, and I would think you’d like her to not end up in jail for crimes, such as: stealing beer. But kudos to her for making it out of the store without someone recognizing that she had 24 cans of Guinness up her skirt. I mean, that’s fucking impressive.
- Woman smuggles crate of booze up skirt in YouTube viral video hit (mirror.co.uk)
- Guinness World Records Confirms World’s Shortest Woman (techie-buzz.com)
- YouTube video shows thief steal a CASE of Guinness by hiding it between her legs (dailymail.co.uk)
- Caught st-out (thesun.co.uk)
- VIDEO: Woman Steals Case of Guinness – Under Her Dress (patspapers.com)
A teacher from Lee County was apparently under the influence when she had a minor crash in the parking lot of the Dunbar Middle School where she was currently employed. Christine Murgueytio was driving her white Kia when she hit another car that was parked in the school lot.
The SRO told deputies that Murgueytio might have been impaired because an eyewitness had said that she was stumbling and that her speech was “thick tongued.”
Ms. Murgueytio had told police that she was seemingly intoxicated due to the Ambien that she had taken the night before. After being asked to do a field sobriety test, the teacher agreed but asked that she be taken to the back lot where co-workers and students wouldn’t see this happening. Unfortunately, she failed all four tests and was taken into custody based upon those results.
And as the deputy was gathering her things from her car, according to the arrest report, he found two beer cans in her lunch box next to some uneaten plums.
This drunken teacher has also provided a urine sample that was placed into evidence and has bailed out on bond. Fortunately, this teacher was caught doing something most Americans can understand, being drunk. Unlike most of her peers who are sleeping with students these days, she seems rather tame.
She was just trying to keep her buzz on at school, hence the beers in her lunchbox. She only brought two, which I believe should be taken into consideration. I mean, hell, if that was me, I would have brought an entire 12-pack and possibly parked on top of another vehicle as opposed to having a minor accident.
Although, we could also choose to believe that Ms.Murgueytio was attempting to give her students a life lesson in drinking and driving and the repercussions of your actions. And for that, I was to applaud her actions.
- Ideas for packing a little fun into your kid’s lunchbox (parenthacks.com)
- Back To School! 20 Great Recipes for the Lunchbox (thekitchn.com)
- On Our Radar: The Lunchbox Gets a Makeover (fabsugar.com)
Sarah Cheek, 34, has been arrested for leaving her five-year-old daughter outside in the rain, while she attempted to get a job. Unfortunately for her, witness’ claim they saw her drink at least two beers while the kid sat outside in a stroller. Why the child needed to be in a stroller at that age is another question no one has been able to get answered.
Cheek had also done the responsible thing and attempted to get a babysitter to watch her little girl, but the timing was a bit our of the ordinary. In fact, she waited until she was already at the bar, and asked other patrons. Luckily, they found this scenario as bizarre as I did and decided to call the police. Seeing as it was around 10pm, her story of looking for a job and leaving the child outside of the bar while doing so, seemed rather peculiar.
My most favorite part of this story (not that I love children being neglected) has to do with the state that this mother happens to reside in: Florida. There truly must be something going on in that state that makes mothers completely irresponsible, self-centered, and unaware that everyone can see through their ridiculous excuses. Cheek was heard telling her daughter she was going inside to get her a candy bar. The little girl is five, not stupid. And if candy is code for alcohol, you should have at least been honest and said you were treating yourself, you selfish bitch.
Good luck to any children living in Florida; You will definitely be needing it.
Sadly, with this economy bums are having to be far more creative when asking for money. And, they have to be even MORE creative when asking for alcohol. I think this guy deserves whatever beer is given to him simply because he thought of this ingenious idea.