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Mark Loescher is the director of the CIA, Elvis Presley’s brother, a half ape and in need of monkey blood… Oh, and pointing a loaded gun at a woman.
Outside of a Wells Fargo bank in Naples, Mark Loescher, 51, was arrested by police after pointing a fully loaded .357 Magnum at a woman who was coming to warn him that there was smoke coming from his vehicle. This alone tells me the guy has some screws loose and should not be legally able to carry a gun.
After being arrested, he had quite the tale for law enforcement. Loescher told the deputies that he was the director of the CIA and that he was also the half-brother of Elvis Presley. At this point, the authorities were well aware of the fact that they were dealing with someone that wasn’t living in reality.
He also told deputies he was a half orangutan and needed to call the ‘Fusion Center’ to ask about his monkey blood.
Collier County was called to the scene around 5pm and made the assessment that Loescher was not mentally there. Oddly enough, there was a woman, believed to be his girlfriend, sitting in the passenger seat when the officers arrived. She was dismissed from the scene.
And apparently Mark should have no problems obtaining an attorney for his trial because he and President Bush are good friends and share an attorney. With Bush’s attorney, I can’t see how he won’t get off easy. Hopefully he’s able to get in touch with him soon 
Loescher was taken to the hospital after complaints of high blood pressure but was later released and transported to the Naples Jail Center, where he is being held in the medical ward reserved for inmates with apparent medical and mental problems.
Greek Man In Debt Sets Himself On Fire
In Thessaloniki, Greece, a 55-year-old man has been taken into custody after pouring gasoline on himself and then lighting himself on fire. During this act, he was seen with a megaphone and heard shouting that he was in debt.
This incident occurred in front of a bank, most likely to somehow make a point for his money problems. Although the man is being unnamed at the time, authorities are saying that this same man suffered burns from a similar incident about 15 months ago because he couldn’t pay back the money that he had owed for his failed business.
Debt-plagued Greece is in its third year of recession, and is surviving on international rescue loans. Drastic cost-cutting measures have caused a rash of business failures and record unemployment.
Man’s Skeleton Found in Chimney 27 Years After Disappearance
Gawker- Well, here’s a story not to think about next time you are in an enclosed space: A bank in Abbeville, La. that was undertaking renovations this year discovered a skeleton inside a chimney that had been closed for three decades.
The body’s been identified as belonging to Joseph Schexnider, who went missing in January of 1984 while apparently evading arrest for stealing a car. Schexnider had disappeared before—once, according to his mother, he actually joined a circus—and cops eventually stopped looking for him.
But he was right nearby the whole time! He seems to have entered the bank chimney from the top, and, since he died of “dehydration and starvation,” it seems fair to assume he got stuck while inside. If he was planning a robbery, it was a strange one—no bag was found among his effects—and certainly no one at the bank noticed he was there when the chimney was closed “in the 1980s.”
This should be a lesson o anyone out there that is planning on burglarizing and making their entrance through the chimney: you do the crime, you do the time. I’m in awe that no one had smelled his body decomposing and how they came about finally noticing it, 27 years later.