Category Archives: Stupid

Uganda’s Anti-Gay Bill to be Passed by End of Year Despite Criticism Abroad

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If you aren’t already familiar with Uganda’s anti-gay bill, I urge you to become informed. The bill mandates death for some gay acts and will become law this year. Ultimately, the people of Uganda have stated that they would like anyone who is living a gay lifestyle, murdered. The death penalty for loving someone of the same sex?! There are people out there who murder, rape, steal, cheat, lie, etc. and are given second chances, but because someone may love another who is not idealistic in their minds, they should be put to death?! I thought we had advanced enough to never see something like this actually pass. True, it is in Uganda and they are much more traditional, but I would have thought murdering someone for something so frivolous wouldn’t be approved by the majority.

Hate to admit, but this next bit of information is coming from Fox News:

Speaker Rebecca Kadaga told The Associated Press that the bill, which originally mandated death for some gay acts, will become law this year.

Ugandans “are demanding it,” she said, reiterating a promise she made before a meeting on Friday of anti-gay activists who spoke of “the serious threat” posed by homosexuals to Uganda’s children. Some Christian clerics at the meeting in the Ugandan capital, Kampala, asked the speaker to pass the law as “a Christmas gift.”

“Speaker, we cannot sit back while such (a) destructive phenomenon is taking place in our nation,” the activists said in a petition. “We therefore, as responsible citizens, feel duty-bound to bring this matter to your attention as the leader of Parliament … so that lawmakers can do something to quickly address the deteriorating situation in our nation.”

The anti-gay activists paraded in front of Kadaga, with parents and schoolchildren holding up signs saying homosexuality is “an abomination.” The speaker then promised to consider the bill within two weeks, declaring that “the power is in our hands.”

“Who are we not to do what they have told us? These people should not be begging us,” Kadaga said of activists who want the bill to become law.

Uganda’s penal code criminalizes homosexuality, but in 2009 a lawmaker with the ruling party said a stronger law was needed to protect Uganda’s children from homosexuals. Parliamentarian David Bahati charged at the time that wealthy homosexuals from the West were “recruiting” poor children into gay lifestyles with promises of money and a better life. Bahati believes his bill is sufficiently popular among lawmakers to pass without difficulty.

Some gay activists in Uganda are happy that so much light has been shed on this situation, because like Uganda, many African countries have criminalized homosexuality. It’s amazing that there are even gay activists out there fighting for their rights when there are such harsh consequences. Even here in California homosexuals can not legally be married, and we’re a liberal state.

The President, Barack Obama, has described this bill as “odious”, and many other European countries have threaded to cut aid to Uganda. I hope that many of these countries follow through and show Uganda that hate and their immoral decision to kill because of sexuality will not go unnoticed. I could never imagine living in a country with such disdain for who I was. Luckily, I live in America, where we’re still not equal, but getting closer everyday.

Drunk Asian Businessman Attempts To Walk Down Escalator… The Wrong Way

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‘Drunk’ Japanese businessman walks the wrong way down Tube escalator

The man – wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase – appears unsteady on his feet as he tries to make his way down the escalator at Tottenham Court Road tube station.

Bemused commuters try to help him off, but he ignores them and continues to try and walk the wrong way.

After struggling for two minutes as people push past, he is guided away by a helpful commuter who pushes the emergency stop button and points him in the right direction.

The incident was caught on camera last Friday by Sam Napper, 27, who described the man as a “drunk Japanese businessman”.

Sam, from London, said: “At first I thought he was playing silly buggers with a few of his FX Trader mates but when we saw his dogged stagger and realised he was alone, I knew we were about to witness something truly brilliant.

“One by one, concerned commuters tried to steer him in the right direction, to no avail.

“After pausing for a few seconds, he turned around and walked out, as if nothing ever happened, saying nothing.”

The WORST song, by the rapper with an even worse name.

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As I was on a run today, I heard this song on the radio and thought it was a joke. It is seriously the WORST song I have ever heard. If this guy can get a damn record deal and be heard on the radio, I definitely think I deserve a chance. Personally, I think my lyrics, hell, I think ANYONE’s lyrics, would be better than his. What he does have going for him are those gorgeous eyes and a style very similar to Pharrell William’s.

I present you with Ty Dolla $ign: ‘My Cabana’

South African Man Murders His Nephew And Police Find Genitals in Uncle’s Wallet

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The fact that this man not only killed his nephew, but took his genitals, is what makes this one of the most interesting news stories I have heard this week. My biggest question is how police came to discover the genitals first, which then led them to find the deceased boy? I mean, if you have a dismembered penis in your wallet, I would think you would make sure to keep that away from authorities.

Johannesburg, South Africa (The Weekly Vice) – An unidentified 42-year-old South Africa man was jailed Sunday after the genitals of an 18-year-old nephew were found in his wallet. According to Eastern Cape province police, the disappearance of an 18-year-old Ngcobo man took a bizarre turn Sunday afternoon when detectives found the missing man’s genitals in a wallet belonging to his uncle. Investigators say detectives were interviewing the uncle about the disappearance when they discovered a dismembered penis in the man’s wallet.  Pressed for answers, the uncle eventually led detectives to his nephew’s dead body. The body was missing a head, arms and legs, however those body parts were found a short distance away from the torso, according to police spokesperson Mzukisi Fatyela. Local police released few details about the case, however, they did not rule out the possibility that the murder might be classified as a “muti” killing. Muti killings involve the removal of body parts from a human body which are then used by witchdoctors in various potions. Demand for such body parts has become an ongoing problem in South Africa, particularly in the region surrounding Johannesburg.

I can’t believe people are still sacrificing people, cutting off their body parts and selling them, all so some witchdoctor can use it in a damn potion. Usually potions are used to help heal the sick or something along those lines. Death must come so others can stay well? This makes no sense. Those who are sick should donate their body parts to these “witchdoctors” once they’ve died as opposed to having crazy people go around killing and dismembering family members. And to think, I thought South Africa sounded like a nice place to visit. No, thank you.

The English Language is Dead.

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YOLO: the acronym that I just recently figured out and was a competitor for Word of The Year (WOTY) in the Oxford dictionary.

Are you fucking kidding me?! For those of you who don’t know, it means You Only Live Once. Personally, I thought this was pretty damn easy to say and didn’t find the necessity in saying Yolo, but apparently the former Degrassi star turned rapper, Drake, did. And now, this acronym was actually considered to be in one of the most prominent dictionaries there is.

YOLO: you only live once; typically used as rationale or endorsement for impulsive or irresponsible behavior

Luckily, ‘gif’ beat YOLO. This poor word has hoped for this for nearly 25 years. Success!

 

[VIDEO] Drunk Guy Shoots His Balls on Webcam: Real or Fake?

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This is a video that was originally posted on Battlecam.com. If this video is real, it’s pretty damn insane. If it is not, the guy does a pretty damn good job of acting like it is. Let me know what you think…

[VIDEO] Hidden Camera Prank on Kids Attempts to Explain Taxes Before Election

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A friend of mine shared this video on FaceBook and I was hesitant to even watch. In this video, Steven Crowder, attempts to explain the tax system to children with their Halloween candy. This video is meant to show children that if you work hard for your candy, you can still have it taken away and given to someone with less candy, even though you may have worked harder for yours. While this may have been a clever idea, you must also take into consideration where the children are trick or treating

What if some kids had gone to hundreds of houses that no longer gave out candy; Did they not still work hard? No, they did work hard, but didn’t reap any of the benefits. Yet, there are some kids who have parents that take them to the rich neighborhoods or LIVE in the rich neighborhoods. The kids that work hard in these higher end neighborhoods will most likely get a lot of candy. Also, the kids in these neighborhoods that don’t work as hard will probably still get candy. I feel this is a better representation of our tax system. Some people are more fortunate than others and have a better opportunity of ensuring their wealth and/or candy. Just because the skit makes it seem black and white doesn’t necessarily mean it is.

I can’t say I’m too shocked that Crowder was the creator of this video, especially considering his ABOUT ME section on YouTube:

About Steven Crowder

Videos of the stand-up comedian, FoxNews Contributor and social/political commentator Steven Crowder.

“Liberalism is a disease… Meet the cure.”

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[VIDEO] New Jersey Family’s Theatrical Explanation of Hurricane Sandy’s Destruction: Pretty Funny

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At first the video seems like nothing, but something does eventually happen. Unfortunately, I’m too distracted by the family’s reaction to really care about the destruction that is occurring.

[VIDEO] ABC Special On Porn: Strange Interview with Young Girls

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To get the full effect of how weird this interview is, you should watch until the very end. The girls choose a rather odd song to sing, considering their stance on sex.

ABC - The documentary “Sexy Baby,” which was featured at the Tribeca Film Festival, follows Winnifred’s adolescence from age 12 to age 15, and delves into the world of porn before puberty. Winnifred’s journey in the documentary reflects that of many pre-teens today, and through her eyes parents worldwide get a glimpse into the hyper-sexualized culture their children are facing today. ”When I can reach into my back pocket [for my smart phone] and basically pull out some porn … you can’t really blame a bunch of children for not understanding how to deal with that,” Winnifred said. Winnifred said that when she was in eighth grade, boys watched porn on their phones at school.
BARSTOOL -  Why don’t you two babies grow up, huh? So you stumbled upon BlacksOnBlondes.com and saw a couple minorities double teaming a chick. Big whoop. If you think thats “ferocious banging” wait until you start watching those videos where they put clothespins on chick’s nipples and tie them up and shit. That’ll change your perspective on life. And I’ll tell you what – if a little Mandingo porn is enough to make you run home and cry then you need to seriously toughen up. If you don’t think life is gonna throw you some curve balls here and there that are worse than watching a black man fuck a white woman on the front lawn then you got another thing comin, sister.And as for your friend there – the one who “doesn’t have the guts” to watch porn. Hey toots watching porn isn’t courageous. Its not like every time I finish up a Casting Couch session I want someone to give me a medal of honor for my bravery.  Sometimes I do get proud of myself if I time my orgasm perfectly with the money shot but other than that I’m not looking for a Purple Heart. Porn doesn’t take guts it takes about 5 or 6 minutes and a little bit of boredom. Now grow up introduce me to one of your 5 friends that has porn apps on their phone.

PS – Not sure who that first girl thinks shes fooling after describing the black/Hispanic threesome. “It was very….mmm.”  ”I’ll never forget it.” She loved that shit. And to answer your first question yes, its cool to watch people have sex.

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Mitt Romney: Hospital Visitation For Gay Couples Are ‘Benefits’ Not Rights

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I am getting really sick and tired of this conservative Mormon telling me what I can and cannot do with, or for, the one I love. My relationship, whether deemed appropriate or not in his mind, is MINE to handle as I please. If my fiancée (soon to be wife) is in the hospital, there is not one person who will be able to keep me from visiting. Why would anyone want someone who is ill to not have the support of those who love them by their side? It’s an unnecessary way of torturing gay individuals who don’t live up to the religious standards of some Americans. I don’t know when we decided that separation of church and state was no longer working, but I can reassure you that I most certainly wasn’t involved in that vote. Oh wait, nothing of the sort ever took place, yet we still manage to create laws based upon religious beliefs.

Two years ago, the current President of the United States of America, Barack Obama, required all hospitals to treat same-sex couples with the same rights as married heterosexual couples, which includes visitation rights. This is also included in Obamacare, for those who were wondering.

Unfortunately, the presidential candidate, Mitt Romney, feels that is no longer necessary. In fact, he believes that allowing same-sex couples to visit each other in the hospital is not a civil right, but rather, a “benefit” that states can take away if they choose. While this is disgusting, there is also the matter of gay adoption on the table. This too, is something Romney feels the states should be deciding. Instead of allowing some good-hearted, loving couples or individuals to adopt children in need, the state will decide if that isn’t in the best interest of the child. Let me remind you, there have been numerous cases of children who have been adopted to heterosexual couples and are found to be abused physically, sexually and emotionally. I can see how that could be a better upbringing than a non abusive gay household.

“Governor Romney supports a federal marriage amendment to the Constitution that defines marriage as an institution between a man and a woman,” Romney advisor Bay Buchanan toldBuzzfeed today. “Governor Romney also believes, consistent with the 10th Amendment, that it should be left to states to decide whether to grant same-sex couples certain benefits, such as hospital visitation rights and the ability to adopt children. I referred to the Tenth Amendment only when speaking about these kinds of benefits – not marriage.”

A President that only supports a percentage of his country, will most certainly not be a great President historically. The gay rights movement will one day be a thing of the past, just like the civil rights movement. I’m not saying that people no longer face discrimination based on skin color, but the laws have most certainly come to their aid in since the 1950′s/1960′s and I am positive the same will happen for those fighting for gay rights.

I am a liberal, but I do not vote based solely on my political party, I vote with the individuals political policies in mind as well as their plans for America’s future. I am disgusted with the fact that people are still willing to vote for a man who does not respect a good percentage of Americans, simply because they do not want to vote for Obama. Think before you recklessly vote for someone based on ridiculous matters. This is our country, our freedom and our way of life. Vote smart.

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