Category Archives: Stupid
Drunk Asian Businessman Attempts To Walk Down Escalator… The Wrong Way
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‘Drunk’ Japanese businessman walks the wrong way down Tube escalator
The man – wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase – appears unsteady on his feet as he tries to make his way down the escalator at Tottenham Court Road tube station.
Bemused commuters try to help him off, but he ignores them and continues to try and walk the wrong way.
After struggling for two minutes as people push past, he is guided away by a helpful commuter who pushes the emergency stop button and points him in the right direction.
The incident was caught on camera last Friday by Sam Napper, 27, who described the man as a “drunk Japanese businessman”.
Sam, from London, said: “At first I thought he was playing silly buggers with a few of his FX Trader mates but when we saw his dogged stagger and realised he was alone, I knew we were about to witness something truly brilliant.
“One by one, concerned commuters tried to steer him in the right direction, to no avail.
“After pausing for a few seconds, he turned around and walked out, as if nothing ever happened, saying nothing.”
The WORST song, by the rapper with an even worse name.
As I was on a run today, I heard this song on the radio and thought it was a joke. It is seriously the WORST song I have ever heard. If this guy can get a damn record deal and be heard on the radio, I definitely think I deserve a chance. Personally, I think my lyrics, hell, I think ANYONE’s lyrics, would be better than his. What he does have going for him are those gorgeous eyes and a style very similar to Pharrell William’s.
I present you with Ty Dolla $ign: ‘My Cabana’
South African Man Murders His Nephew And Police Find Genitals in Uncle’s Wallet
The fact that this man not only killed his nephew, but took his genitals, is what makes this one of the most interesting news stories I have heard this week. My biggest question is how police came to discover the genitals first, which then led them to find the deceased boy? I mean, if you have a dismembered penis in your wallet, I would think you would make sure to keep that away from authorities.
Johannesburg, South Africa (The Weekly Vice) – An unidentified 42-year-old South Africa man was jailed Sunday after the genitals of an 18-year-old nephew were found in his wallet. According to Eastern Cape province police, the disappearance of an 18-year-old Ngcobo man took a bizarre turn Sunday afternoon when detectives found the missing man’s genitals in a wallet belonging to his uncle. Investigators say detectives were interviewing the uncle about the disappearance when they discovered a dismembered penis in the man’s wallet. Pressed for answers, the uncle eventually led detectives to his nephew’s dead body. The body was missing a head, arms and legs, however those body parts were found a short distance away from the torso, according to police spokesperson Mzukisi Fatyela. Local police released few details about the case, however, they did not rule out the possibility that the murder might be classified as a “muti” killing. Muti killings involve the removal of body parts from a human body which are then used by witchdoctors in various potions. Demand for such body parts has become an ongoing problem in South Africa, particularly in the region surrounding Johannesburg.
I can’t believe people are still sacrificing people, cutting off their body parts and selling them, all so some witchdoctor can use it in a damn potion. Usually potions are used to help heal the sick or something along those lines. Death must come so others can stay well? This makes no sense. Those who are sick should donate their body parts to these “witchdoctors” once they’ve died as opposed to having crazy people go around killing and dismembering family members. And to think, I thought South Africa sounded like a nice place to visit. No, thank you.
The English Language is Dead.
YOLO: the acronym that I just recently figured out and was a competitor for Word of The Year (WOTY) in the Oxford dictionary.
Are you fucking kidding me?! For those of you who don’t know, it means You Only Live Once. Personally, I thought this was pretty damn easy to say and didn’t find the necessity in saying Yolo, but apparently the former Degrassi star turned rapper, Drake, did. And now, this acronym was actually considered to be in one of the most prominent dictionaries there is.
YOLO: you only live once; typically used as rationale or endorsement for impulsive or irresponsible behavior
Luckily, ‘gif’ beat YOLO. This poor word has hoped for this for nearly 25 years. Success!
[VIDEO] Drunk Guy Shoots His Balls on Webcam: Real or Fake?
This is a video that was originally posted on Battlecam.com. If this video is real, it’s pretty damn insane. If it is not, the guy does a pretty damn good job of acting like it is. Let me know what you think…
[VIDEO] Hidden Camera Prank on Kids Attempts to Explain Taxes Before Election
A friend of mine shared this video on FaceBook and I was hesitant to even watch. In this video, Steven Crowder, attempts to explain the tax system to children with their Halloween candy. This video is meant to show children that if you work hard for your candy, you can still have it taken away and given to someone with less candy, even though you may have worked harder for yours. While this may have been a clever idea, you must also take into consideration where the children are trick or treating…
What if some kids had gone to hundreds of houses that no longer gave out candy; Did they not still work hard? No, they did work hard, but didn’t reap any of the benefits. Yet, there are some kids who have parents that take them to the rich neighborhoods or LIVE in the rich neighborhoods. The kids that work hard in these higher end neighborhoods will most likely get a lot of candy. Also, the kids in these neighborhoods that don’t work as hard will probably still get candy. I feel this is a better representation of our tax system. Some people are more fortunate than others and have a better opportunity of ensuring their wealth and/or candy. Just because the skit makes it seem black and white doesn’t necessarily mean it is.
I can’t say I’m too shocked that Crowder was the creator of this video, especially considering his ABOUT ME section on YouTube:
About Steven Crowder
Videos of the stand-up comedian, FoxNews Contributor and social/political commentator Steven Crowder.
“Liberalism is a disease… Meet the cure.”
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