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90-Year-Old Man Fathered 50 Children With Two Wives, Sister-In-Law And Mother-In-Law
'The best thing God made in the world was women.' said the prolific Luiz Costa de Oliveria, pictured with his second wife, her sister and his mother-in-law
Luiz Costa de Oliveria is a 90-year-old farmer in the country of Brazil, although at his age I doubt he does much farming. He describes how he thoroughly enjoys women’s company and believes that “(t)he best thing God made in the world was women.”
Sadly, some of his 50 children had died in their youth due to their poverty-stricken childhood. That’s ridiculous. If you can’t afford to actually be a FATHER to the children and do your best to keep them alive, then you should keep your dick in your pants. He seems happy enough though, because despite the dead children, he now has 100 grandchildren and about 30 great grandchildren. Again, none of which he’ll be able to financially assist.
Now, I don’t know why this is important but apparently this old man hasn’t drank or smoked in 40 years. Regardless, he still can’t remember all the names of his family members.
He said: ‘I could have other children out there that I don’t know about because I’ve always liked making love.
Related articles
- Frisky farmer, 90, has 50 children (thesun.co.uk)
‘Honey Badger Don’t Give A Shit’: Eats Porn Dwarf Who Looks VERY MUCH Like Gordon Ramsay
Before you read the original article posted by Radar Online, please note that this was a false story that has been reported on many blogs. In fact, there is no real validity, but still funny nonetheless. Enjoy.
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In a bizarre case that would have even CSI’s top investigators stumped, a dwarf porn star who was Gordon Ramsay‘s doppelganger was found dead in a badger set in the U.K. RadarOnline.com has learned.
Percy Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your A**e We Go, was about to be rocketed into the ranks of celebrity porn lookalikes due to his resemblance to the Hell’s Kitchen host when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger’s den.
According to a report in U.K. tabloid The Sunday Sport, the 3’6″ actor was found “deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, west Wales.”
Expert CSI teams had to use fingertip technology to remove his body from the six-foot-deep burrow, and investigators have not yet ruled out the possibility of suicide.
“Percy was a little guy with big problems,” said adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh. “He was doing well but was under pressure like everyone else in this god damn industry.”
In a recent interview, 35-year-old Percy revealed his delight at being compared to Ramsay.
“Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen’s teeth and so can command top dollar.
“I’ve already ordered a new BMW and a diamondencrusted Soda Stream,” said the pint-sized porn star.
Man’s Corpse Goes Out To Strip Club With 2 Male Friends And Buys Drinks, Unbenounced To Him
When Robert Jeffrey Young, 43, and Mark Rubinson, 25, discovered their friend’s dead body, they decided to put off on calling the police until after they had a little fun. Jeffrey Jarrett was in the vehicle while Young and Robinson went and got some dinner, then continued onto a strip club and withdrew $400 from Jarrett’s account. Reporting the man’s death came after they had a free night of spending his money.
The men, who are now free on bond, have been charged with abusing a corpse, identity theft and criminal impersonation.
It’s unclear how Mr Jarrett died, but the men have not been charged with his death.
Sally Kern Belives Homosexuality Is A Bigger Threat Than Terrorism
For those of you who are unfamiliar with Ms. Sally Kern, she is an Oklahoma Republican lawmaker. Oklahoma is truly a breeding ground for Republicans that despise homosexuality, at least from my experience. Now, don’t get me wrong, not everyone from Oklahoma has these beliefs, but they are far more abundant than I am familiar with, living here in Los Angeles, CA.
Anyway, Kern decided it would be a great way to commemorate 9/11 by explaining that gays and lesbians are worse of a threat than terrorists and terrorism. While she may feel strongly about such issues, I don’t think that was extremely great timing. To be honest, I really don’t agree with the statement at all. If you remember correctly, TERRORISTS flew planes into the twin towers and the Pentagon, killing thousands of innocent civilians on American soil. As far as I know, there have been no such attacks from the gay community, and according to my ‘gay agenda’, none are planned for the future.
Also, AIDS/HIV is NOT a gay disease. I am seriously so sick of this bullshit! Yes, it was more abundant in gay individuals in the 80′s thanks to the fact that sex between two men was still seen as wrong and men were, at the time, forced to be much more secretive about their affairs. In doing so, protection was the least of their concerns, while being able to be intimate with individuals they were sexually and/or emotionally attracted to was their highest priority. Since then, the disease has flourished in, not just gays, but straights alike. Do your fucking research and don’t be so goddamn stupid.
Here is the idiotic statement made by an ignorant politician:
You know if you just look at it in practical terms, which has destroyed and ended the life of more people? Terrorism attack here in America or HIV/AIDS? In the last twenty years, fifteen to twenty years, we’ve had maybe three terrorist attacks on our soil with a little over 5,000 people regrettably losing their lives. In the same time frame, there have been hundreds of thousands who have died because of having AIDS. So which one’s the biggest threat?
And you know, every day our young people, adults too, but especially our young people, are bombarded at school, in movies, in music, on TV, in the mall, in magazines, they’re bombarded with ‘homosexuality is normal and natural.’ It’s something they have to deal with every day. Fortunately we don’t have to deal with a terrorist attack every day, and that’s what I mean.
-Sally Kearn
Listen to the audio of the above statement, below.
The reason that we are bombarded with such information in the media, is because the media is trying to give American citizens the right to be who they are and not feel badly about it, to the point of extreme actions. There are many young kids who have been victims of suicide, bullying, drug abuse, etc. based on the simple fact that they don’t feel comfortable letting people know how they truly feel. I’m not saying that all of these cases are due to homosexuality, but there are definitely quite a few. If your religious and moral beliefs make you want to belittle and refuse to acknowledge individuals based on their natural attraction to someone of the same sex, then let that be your own damn opinion; But I do NOT want and WILL not stand by and see your beliefs forced upon my actions thanks to laws that you are working to create. Go fuck yourself Ms. Kern.
Mother Screened Porno For 14-Year-Old Boys
As a 14-year-old boy, the idea that a parent would screen a pornographic video and allow them to watch it while drinking alcohol would be amazing. Unfortunately, this woman was not their mother, not a friend’s mother and was more interested in becoming sexually active with them than just letting them be curious teens.
A South Carolina “soccer mom” who screened an X-rated movie in her home for a group of teenage boys has been booked on a felony charge.
According to cops, Susan Hammond, 47, recently hosted the quartet of 14-year-old boys at her Lexington home. She apparently met the juveniles at youth soccer games (Hammond’s Facebook page describes her as a “Domestic Diva and a WILD hot soccer mom”).
After watching one movie, Hammond allegedly “went to her bedroom and came back with another movie for them to watch that was pornographic,” a Lexington County Sheriff’s Office report notes. “The movie was from start to finish, scenes of people having sex.” While the porno played, Hammonds allegedly gave the boys “shots of liquor.”
Hammond is pictured in the above mug shot.
Police seized a copy of “The Wedding” from Hammond’s residence and placed the DVD into evidence. Starring Poppy Morgan, the film (distributed by Rude Britannia) purportedly chronicles the British porn star’s actual nuptials and all the related orgy-like activities.
In addition to showing the teens “The Wedding,” Hammond, a mother of two, also allegedly exchanged explicit Facebook messages with one boy. In one exchange, she reportedly asked the boy, “Would you like it if I sucked your cock?”
When confronted by cops, Hammond “completed a written statement implicating herself,” according to an arrest warrant. After turning herself into authorities Monday, Hammond–charged with disseminating obscene material to minors–was released from custody after posting $10,000 bond.
I’m sorry Ms. Hammond, but you are not what these 14-year-old boys are interested in. In fact, you’re not what most guys or men are interested in. What’s pathetic is that you have to scout out children’s soccer games to find candidates for sexual interaction. And on top of that, you have to get them drunk and offer them porn to even present your offer. If you were truly a ‘WILD’ and ‘hot’ soccer mom, I doubt you’d have issues getting men your own age, yet alone, 14-year-old boys whose testosterone is out of this world.
Hopefully your children, the one’s you weren’t attempting to fuck, won’t hold this incident against you. Then again, they’re probably better off without you as an influence.
Famed Hand Surgeon Arrested For Domestic Abuse After Throwing His Humanitarian Award At Wife
Michael Brown is (or should I say, was) a famed hand surgeon that was arrested for domestic abuse back in August, 2010. He is well known amongst the community and has many carpel tunnel clinics, the Brown Hand Center, in varying locations: Houston,Phoenix, Dallas, Austin and Las Vegas.
During a dispute with his fourth wife, Rachel Brown, the hand surgeon began to chase his wife and thow multiple items at her, which included vases and the Joanne Herring 2010 Humanitarian of the Year award. The irony of this man receiving a humanitarian award and then throwing it at his wife is amazing. Sadly, there is much more that makes this award seem so odd.
Brown had acknowledged in 2002 that he beat his third wife; Due to this admission, he may be facing a felony. He also had his medical license revoked after testing positive for cocaine in 2006. So far, he sounds like an all around good guy, right?
And more so, this apparent fight started because Mr. Brown was having a late night phone call with another woman. Rachel heard a late night phone call because her adoring husband accidentally dialed his wife and left a voice mail where he can be heard flirting with another woman. Way to go Mr. Brown.
The 20-Year-Old Babysitter That Slept With The 14-Year Old Boy Reveals She Was In Love
Loni Bouchard was arrested on July 12th, after the 14-year-old’s parents discovered the relationship. Police were able to seize her journals and this is where some revealing information is brought to light.
Although Bouchard knew her actions were wrong, she believes that she is in love with the boy and age shouldn’t matter.She also expresses how great the sex was between the two of them, which pretty much seals her fate. She, feels much differently and is excited to find ‘the guy who treats me right.’
Here are some excerpts from the sad 20-year-old who fell in love with a child:
‘I don’t care about the law. I just want to be with him and not have to hide it.’
‘How can the law tell us who to fall for, who to like and who to love and especially who to date? I thought America was a free country.’
Amanda Knox is hopeful she will be coming home
Amanda Know, who is now 24, is very hopeful that she will be returning to the United States and released from the Italian prison where she is currently serving a 26-year sentence for the murder of her former roommate, Meredith Kercher. She has been heard making remarks about them finally believing her, which is a huge relief, I’m sure.
Knox and her boyfriend at the time, Raffaele Sollecito, now 27 were both convicted of the murder of Meredith Kercher. The victim, Kercher, was found half naked with her throat cut in a brutal death. Although both Knox and Sollecito had denied any involvement, investigators had believed they were acting oddly happy during the discovery and focused in on them as suspects.
The original evidence, two items that were found in the Kercher’s room, is what prosecutors had to go on as far as convicting both individuals. They have now found that not only is there a tremendous amount of evidence pointing in a different direction, the evidence they do have against Knox and Sollecito is now being seen as unreliable. In fact, other than those two items that are shaky evidence, there is nothing else to link the couple to to death of the Meredith Kercher.
There is another man, drifter rather, who has been linked to this case from the beginning. Unbelievably, there was a numerous amount of evidence built up against him, but it goes unrecognized by the courts. Not only was his semen found inside her vagina, but there was also a hand print of his on the wall in Meredith Kercher’s room that was made in the victim’s own blood.
While that may seem sufficient enough, there was also feces on toilet paper from the drifter, which was left next to an unflushed toilet. It’s as if he purposely left evidence at the scene of the crime. And the icing on the cake is what happened to him after Kercher was viciously murdered; He fled to Germany. It is ridiculous that two innocent individuals have been serving four years for a crime that was very obviously committed by someone else. And they knew who this someone else was! How absolutely awful.
Hoping for the best and vindication for Amanda Knox, Raffaele Sollecito, and the families of all involved.
Elite School Principal Took Naps And Molested Children As Young As 4
Robert Benson Adams, 60, was the principal of an elite private school and is now being accused of molesting and fondling seven young girls throughout 15 years of serving as the school’s principal, known to students as Mr. Bob.
The girls who are making these claims were all between the ages of four and seven. The shocking claims are that Mr. Bob would call the students into his office, place them on his lap and touch their rear-ends, vaginal areas, and breasts. The students are not the only ones who have complained about Adams’ odd behavior though. In fact, two teachers recall incidents that made them uncomfortable.
The complaint also cites two teachers at Creative Frontiers School who reported inappropriate behaviour. Preschool teacher April Thompson, told investigators that she returned from lunch one day in June and found Adams lying on a mat next to a 4-year-old girl during nap-time.
The next day, the girl’s parents told Thompson the girl said Adams had touched her private areas, according to the complaint.
Irma Mertens was a volunteer at the school and will also be explaining the perverse incident that she had seen in order to substantiate the claims made by the young victims. According to Mertens complaint, she ‘had witnessed Adams slip his hand under the bathing suit of a female and sodomize her with his thumb.’
Not everyone is appalled be his behavior because not everyone agrees that the allegations are truthful. Many parents of current students are shocked and believe that this is just a smear campaign and that Mr. Bob will be cleared once this case goes to trial.
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Whipped, forced to drink bleach and attacked with sex toy: Gang of seven tortured man for four days over rent payment
A married couple who were part of a gang which tortured a man for four days and forced him to drink bleach are facing jail.
The 21-year-old victim became so desperate to end his ordeal that he begged his seven captors to kill him following a row over rent payments.
Lured: Sarah Wright lured the victim to the house prior to the attack
He was also handcuffed, whipped with a wet cane and had salt rubbed in the wounds, ordered to strip to his underwear, and told to roll over with his legs in the air like a dog.
He finally resorted to stabbing himself five times, puncturing a lung, leading his captors to eventually call for an ambulance to the house in Crawley, West Sussex.
The fact that seven people participated in this disturbing incident is rather pathetic. The fact that many of them were in their late 30′s and early 40′s, just goes to show that they were worthless pieces of shit that shouldn’t have been allowed to live that long. Another thing that was mentioned was the fact that a 20-year-old guy, Scott Smith, not only filmed and humiliated the victim, but he also invited a 13-year-old to join in on the brutal attack.
Even more so, I highly doubt this had anything to do with rent, but was a rather great excuse in their minds to torture and humiliate someone other than themselves since they’re all probably use to being humiliated. I wish there was a way to torment the shit out of these people while in prison because the normal abuse will most likely be tame for these sick fucks. I mean, their victim had to stab himself, almost to death, just to stay alive. And honestly, I’m sure his plan was to kill himself so that the torture would end. Thankfully, he’s okay and the abusers are all either, in prison, or will be on their way shortly.