Category Archives: Holiday
13-Year-Old Girl Threatens To Kill Santa And Rudolph If The Real Justin Bieber Doesn’t Arrive
Mekeeda Austin is 13-years-old and just as obsessed with Justin Bieber as any other 13-year-old girl. The only difference with Mekeeda is that she is willing to kill Ol’ St. Nick and his most trusted reindeer, Rudolph, is ‘the real life Justin Bieber‘ is not delivered to her on Christmas morning. Along with Bieber, she demanded a Blackberry smart phone. I;m assuming the phone is to stay in touch with her new man, Justin, while he’s on tour and whatnot.
[VIDEO] Girl Bitching Her Boyfriend Out Gets Thrown In Christmas Tree!
I must admit that when people have been yelling at me like this, I too wish that I could throw them into something close by. First of all, you’re in public at a Christmas Tree lot where people are happy and enjoying the holiday spirit. You have totally ruined that precious moment of picking out a tree for everyone. Luckily, your boyfriend decided to make himself, as well as others, happy and threw your bitching ass into a Christmas tree. Who knows, maybe he was hoping you’d laugh, find it funny, and not care about not having any money or a job. Sadly, I think you just encouraged her to bitch you out even more.
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Man Claims He’s From The Future Later Disappears From Cell
I have to admit that I was reading this article with extreme skepticism. Unfortunately, as much as I would like to make fun of this young man, because, quite honestly, the story itself is ridiculous; It’s hard to ignore that he’s disappeared. I mean, come on. Really?! The supposed time-traveller gets put into a secure cell and then just vanishes? Something is fishy.
CNET - A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.
The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment’s vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.
Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his ‘time machine power unit’, a device that resembled a kitchen blender.
Okay, so far this man has tried to stop them from distributing Mountain Dew and bread. He also has a time machine that closely resembles a blender. I’m sorry, but I find it hard to believe that in the future they would make a time machine (advanced technology) to ve very similar to an ancient artifact.
Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. “Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.”
Why on Earth didn’t they try to fingerprint this man before detaining him in a holding cell to be evaluated, where he later disappeared? Shouldn’t they have attempted to figure out his identity while trying to decide the state of his mental health as well?
This isn’t the first time time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so “abhorrent” that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.
Hmmm? Wait, what?!
Professor Brian Cox, a CERN physicist and full-time rock’n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to Mr Cole. “Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn’t mention bloody black holes.”
Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
Now you can’t tell me this shit is not weird. How are they not bothered?! He went missing! You have no idea who he is! And he’s either fucking crazy, or a fucking time traveller! Although I’d be baffled, I’d also be rather bothered.
Sadly, after much research on this story I have come to discover that it was posted on April 1st, 2010 and the man’s name is a post-human race from H.G. Wells’ The Time Machine. My belief, is this man is delusional and his disappearance is sheer coincidence, unless of course, H.G. Wells is a time-travelling conspirator as well, which is just too ridiculous to even consider.
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- Higgs Search At LHC Nears End – Has The Higgs Already Been Found? (techie-buzz.com)
- It’s the End of the World As We Know It, and Both Communism and Kit-Kats Are Involved (reason.com)
- Discovery of Higgs could turn LHC into white elephant (telegraph.co.uk)
- Higgs boson’s moment of truth is fast approaching at the LHC (guardian.co.uk)
- Search for God Particle is nearly over, as CERN prepares to announce findings (telegraph.co.uk)
- Higgs Boson Still Not Found: Huge Official Announcement from LHC, CERN (techie-buzz.com)
Mother And Boyfriend Brutally Beat 4-Year-Old To Death, On His Birthday
Christopher Valdez, 4, was discovered in his home in Chicago, Illinois, shortly before guests were planning to arrive to celebrate his fourth birthday party. The boy’s mother, Crystal Valdez, 28, and her 34-year-old live-in boyfriend Cesar Ruiz had been arrested as well as charged by police for being involved in the child’s death.
Ruiz seems like a low life to begin with, and was already wanted for an unrelated crime. Luckily, they saw it fit to charge Ruiz with first-degree murder and concealment of a homicidal death (which pretty much goes hand in hand). The boy’s mother was also charged with concealing the death, probably due to the fact that she attempted to cover her son’s bruises with concealer. Are you kidding me?! Your son is beaten to death and you try to cover up the fact that he was tortured at the hands of your boyfriend and yourself?!
What makes the crime even more horrific is the revelation that Valdez was accused of abusing the boy in July – and dodged jail.
The boy’s uncle, Joe Valdez – who found the body as he arrived at the home for the birthday party – told the paper: ‘I want justice for my nephew.’
Joe Valdez reportedly ‘got physical with’ Ruiz before they separated and he called 911.
You really have to love our justice system. I mean, look at the death it prevented? Oh wait, it didn’t. You have people in prison for lengthy amounts of time due to marijuana possession and intent to distribute, but people capable of murder as well as child molesters get to see the light of day and continue on torturing their victims. Amazing, isn’t it?!
Sadly, this boy’s mother was a coward and cared more for her boyfriend than she did her child. Children, no matter what age, should always be a priority over a love interest. The first time she saw this man get violent with anyone (dogs included, which he had been known to beat), she should have gotten herself out of that situation for the sake of her children. She’ll have time to reflect while in prison though, without her beloved boyfriend or her other children that managed to live despite residing with Mr. Ruiz.
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- Mom & Boyfriend Beat 2-Year-Old Son to Death (laist.com)
- Oklahoma couple charged with murder, abuse in death of girl, 3 (newsok.com)
Arrested For Decorating? The Man Who Snorted Bath Salts Then Decorated A Home That Wasn’t His
A man in Ohio was recently arrested for putting up Christmas decorations. Normally, this would be allowed, but unfortunately, he was placing them on a property that didn’t belong to him.
Cops in Vandalia, north of Dayton, say Terry Trent, 44, was high on the designer drug when he broke into a family’s home, put up some Christmas decorations and then plopped down on a couch to watch television, local station WHIO reported.
Tamara Henderson has an 11-year-old son who lives in that home with her, and received a call from the boy shortly after he found the high ass intruder lounging on their couch. She was at a neighbor’s house at the time and was able to call 911 after asking her son some questions.
She said, “What do you mean a man is in our house? You don’t know if he has a gun or if he has a knife?” the station reported.
Trent was simply looking for a good place to just lay low and enjoy being high. Usually you do this in places you’re familiar with, but either way he was arrested without any incident.
“The candle was lit on the coffee table, the television was on and very loud,” she told the station.
“He had said to [my son] ,’I'm sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you. I’ll get my things and go.”
A respectful drug using intruder. Crazy.
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[VIDEO] Girl Faints After Her Boyfriend Proposes!
Youtube -
my wonderful fiance, cameron (who also made the video, but it was filmed by jeff), had a blindfold on me from the time we left our house until we got to a state park a few minutes away. i had no idea what was going because it was a “surprise birthday party“, but it was actually our one year anniversary of dating. he then proposed to me and i fainted. why? i have no idea, but i felt like an idiot. lol
Britanny Hillard, 20, was literally swept off her feet when boyfriend, Cameron Humfleet, 24, surprised her with a marriage proposal. Humfleet is from London, Kentucky, and chose to ask his girlfriend of one year to be his wife in front of all her friends, which may be why she was so embarrassed. Luckily, after recovering from the shock and regaining her balance, Humfleet decided to give it one more try. This time she managed to stay standing, and gave him the answer he was waiting to hear…yes.
This all came about because the young man decided to surprise his love with a surprise birthday party with all her friends. Fortunately, she didn’t expect a thing because it was a week after her birthday. What a wonderful birthday and even more amazing guy!
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[VIDEO] Duck Sauce – Big Bad Wolf a.k.a. The Strangest Video I Have Ever Seen
DJ duo Duck Sauce is most famous for their tribute video for their song “Barbara Streisand” which can be seen on YouTube and has been seen nearly 63 million times. This time, they have done something a bit different, and quite frankly, a little more creepy. I felt a bit odd while watching this, although I did laugh and watch through until the end as well.
The band makes their appearance in a rather unusual way. In fact they take the term “dick head” to a new level and are witty in their expression. The song is catchy and has come about just in time for Halloween.
“We shot the whole video with Armand and A-Trak basically with their heads between the legs of these actors, and they were wearing these kind of green-screen bodysuits, so in post, we just removed their bodies,” video director Keith Schofield said.
Although it was one of the strangest videos I’ve seen, I must admit that I might go ahead and watch it again.
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What’s Better Than Wine? Weed Wine!
Seeing as I thoroughly enjoy wine, and also like me some marijuana, this is the perfect combination for someone like me. It’s also a great way to avoid inhaling marijuana which can often be harsh and more unhealthy that ingesting or vaporizing. Another great advantage? If you enjoy this during Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner, or any holiday really, not a single family member would know that you were getting high off you ass. Pretty awesome, if you ask me.
Matthew Kronsberg on Gourmet Live writes that pot-infused wines are an open secret in wine country. He explains:
Adjusted for volume, “special” wines can range from under a pound of marijuana per 59-gallon barrel to over 4 pounds per barrel. The result is a spectrum ranging from a gentle, almost absinthe-like effect to something verging on oenological anesthetic.
Good wine deserves to be paired with good food, so perhaps a dish using homemade cannabis flour is the perfect match. Want something a little more exotic? Try bhang ki thandai, mad’joun or mie aceh, dishes from India, Morocco and Indonesia that all incorporate weed.
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