Category Archives: food
[VIDEO] John Did NOT Eat Those Sprinkles: Or Did He?
YouTube: My 3 year old fibbing to my face, and it is surprisingly cute haha! After I filmed it we had a VERY long talk about the difference between telling the truth and not telling the truth. He has an amazing imagination and loves to tell us stories. I saw this as a sweet moment, something that every child goes through…where they try to push the boundaries to see how far they can go. And I thought I’d share it with my friends and family. And apparently, the world seems to enjoy it, too. We are currently working on the difference, and he is doing really well. 
Side note: My son does NOT have a filling or a cavaty. He was eating breakfast at the time of Sprinklegate, and that is just some of his breakfast cereal in his teeth. It is a low quality video, and it just showed up in a funky color. But he does NOT eat sweets all the time (ah! Hence the binge!), and his teeth are healthy and beautiful.
[VIDEO] Man Beat Down in Waffle House After Using The Word “Faggot”
This video was posted to World Star Hop Hop on October 16th, 2012 and took place at a Waffle House in Atlanta, GA. After using the term, “faggot”, a girl takes it upon herself to go after the straight man, before 3 other man start beating the man down to the ground. It is assumed that the three men were gay (but not proven), and many in the restaurant seemed to agree with the sentiment of the men who beat this man for his use of the term.
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[VIDEO] Charity President: Paul Ryan “did nothing” at soup kitchen photo-op
If people were claiming I was rich and only cared about the rich, I would think a stunt like this would be pretty damn reckless. I’m sure there were plenty of soup kitchens for the young Vice Presidential hopeful to ‘volunteer’ with. But, then again, it must be easier to not do a damn thing, take a photo and share your experience as opposed to actually set aside some time to help out at a facility.
The head of a charity in northeastern Ohio where Republican vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan and his family were photographed cleaning dishes over the weekend said Monday that Ryan was not authorized to be on the premises and “did nothing” while there.
Brian J. Antag, president of the Mahoning County St. Vincent De Paul Society in Youngstown, told the Washington Post that the Romney campaign had not asked to make the Saturday visit to the soup kitchen. He said that he runs an apolitical faith-based organization which has bylaws barring it from hosting political candidates, and that the visit jeopardized donations from private individuals.
“They showed up there and they did not have permission,” he said. “They got one of the volunteers to open up the doors.” Antag added that Ryan and his family “did nothing” while on the premises.
“He just came in here to get his picture taken at the dining hall,” he said.
Ryan was photographed cleaning “large metal pans that did not appear to be dirty” during a 15-minute visit, the Post previously reported. While television cameras rolled and photographers snapped pictures, the Wisconsin congressman discussed washing dishes while he was younger. He said he would get calluses on his fingers due to the heat from the industrial machine.
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[VIDEO] Wasted European Chick Flashes and Drop Kicks Pastry Shop
There’s really not much to say about this video, other than the fact that I definitely didn’t think she had enough strength in her current condition to pull this off…
[VIDEO] ‘Lil’ Pulp Fiction’: Royale With Cheese
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Last year, Lionsgate teamed up with Giaronomo Productions to produce Li’l Pulp Fiction — an adorable homage to the classic “Royale With Cheese” scene, starring two young boys in the roles of Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield. The clip, embedded above, was originally created to promote the release of Pulp Fiction on Blu-ray. Last week, it received a silver award for Movie Promotion at the 2012 PromaxBDA Promotion, Marketing and Design Awards.
You can watch Li’l Pulp Fiction in its entirety over at Break.com. The original, for comparison’s sake, can be found here.
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Thursday 4Play: NOT The Biggest Loser
It’s Thursday (barely) and I wanted to be sure to share some humorous photos. It’s late and frankly, these photos made me laugh.
Those poor training wheels…
The Weight of Phin, FFG: Essays, Stories & Journals
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[VIDEO] The Place, NYC: The WORST Restaurant Advertisement Ever Made
While I hate to bash anyone who is trying to promote their business and way of providing income for themselves, I can’t even lie about this advertisement being bad. I have no idea whether the food is good, and to be quite honest, I don’t care. This video ad seems like five minutes of a very bad movie that was intended to be “like” a documentary. Not to mention, the lead (or the male customer who comes in with his wife) is CLEARLY gay. Sure, it seems like a great place; But it was too hard to even think about whether I wanted to go here when all I cared about is asking these people what they were thinking when they agreed to take part.
“blueberries……..licorice”
That shit cracks me up, every time. I’m assuming that the intent of this video was to be so awful and funny that it went viral. And if that is the case, this was a genius marketing technique. Either way, great sketch ha.
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[VIDEO] ‘Fat Hungry Bitch’: Tyga ‘Rack City’ Parody
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Music video Parody of “Rack CIty” by Tyga. Beat re-created from scratch.
“Rack City” Parody – Directed by Bart Baker
“Rack City” Parody – Starring Jetset Hudson -https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jessie-Jet-Set-Hudson/275142565892527
“Rack City” Parody – Starring Kashuna Perfected -www.twitter.com/kashunabgto
“Rack City” Parody – Edited by Bart Baker
“Rack City” Parody – Written by Bart Baker
“Rack City” Parody – Shot by Mike Bauman
“Rack City” Parody – Produced by Scott Sheeran -http://twitter.com/scottsheeran
“Rack City” Parody – Coordinated by Michael Surh
”Rack City” Parody – PA Danielle Malambri
“Rack City” Executive Producers Mike Gray and Matt Cross
Costume Design – Morgan Christanson - http://youtube.com/ohyeahmorgan
Costume Design – Sulai Rajkirin - http://youtube.com/sulairajkirin
LYRICS
Fat fat hungry bitch
Fat fat fat hungry bitch
Fat fat fat fat hungry bitch
Look at that bitch eat (ooooh)
Fat Hungry Bitch That’s a Fat Hungry Bitch
Ten ten ten twinkies on her tittie bitch
She got the Deep Fried chicken wing necklace
Hot dogs in her mutherf*ckin pocket
Watch her smack her lips while she eat some jerky links
Eatin all night givin me the hard stick
When she fart real gross I be smelling it
Smell staler than a motherf*ckin puffer fish
Gold leather bag full of old bacon strips
Big stomach big stomach like she pregnant
I gotta get her on my dick (ooooh)
Girl do you want a sausage link?
[Hook x2]
Fat Hungry Bitch That’s a Fat Hungry Bitch [x3]
Ten ten ten twinkies on her tittie bitch
[Verse 2]
She a motherf*cking star (star)
Look at the size of her arm (arm)
Shake her limbs make her lard flap hard
Make that bitch eat out, fill her up with carbs
She need McDonalds pronto
Shoving quarter pounders down her pie hole
Deep throat, brown takes sh*ts like Hobo
If your by her ass then you better wear a poncho
Cheese nacho, thats her fav snack
I be staring when she make that ass clap
Got my pants off so i can fap
Rock hard cause I love my girls fat
[Hook x2]
Fat Hungry Bitch That’s a Fat Hungry Bitch [x3]
Ten ten ten twinkies on her tittie bitch
[Outro x2]
I’m throwing drums sticks drum sticks
I’m throwing drums sticks drum sticks
Fat Hungry Bitch That’s a Fat Hungry Bitch
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[VIDEO] Chow Down (at Chick-fil-A)
This is by far one of the best music videos I have seen. Although, ‘The Vagina Song’ By Willam Belli is definitely yet another great video.
If drag queens endorse Christian-right owned Chick-fil-A, is it still an endorsement? NOPE.
Written by Willam Belli, Detox, Vicky Vox
Music (original track) by: Markaholic and Arden Fisher
Directed by: Michael Serrato
Edited by: James Kid and Michael Serrato
Director of Photography: Jesse Brunt
Grip: Derek Haugen
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Father and Girlfriend Keep 13-Year-Old Caged And Starved Until He Weighed Just 40lbs
The father of a 13-year-old boy and his girlfriend have been arrested after keeping the young teen caged and deprived him of food. Michael Marshall, 38, and his live-in girlfriend, Sharon Glass, 48, were discovered to have kept the boy caged, strapped to a bed, and locked in a bathroom up to weeks at a time. In the end, he was found lying on the bathroom floor weighing only 40 pounds.
Hospital staff said the condition of the child resembled images of ‘concentration camp survivors’. He was severely malnourished and treated for dehydration.
The couple is from Orlando and have been charged with three counts of aggravated child abuse and aggravated child neglect. The police in Titusville went to the home in Brevard County on Thursday evening after they had received a child abuse complaint. While the police were tending to the teen in very poor condition, the couple returned home.
Marshall and Glass confessed to keeping the boy caged as well as punishing him. According to these sick people, they punished the boy for stealing food after he had been denied food for a good amount of time.
The Florida Department of Children and Families has taken the boy into custody, along with two other children living at the home.
They are still trying to investigate whether the other two children had to face the same type of abuse as the 13-year-old teen. Sadly, in many of these cases, one child is singled out, and this seems to be the case in this household as well. What a sad excuse for a father!
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