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[VIDEO] ABC Special On Porn: Strange Interview with Young Girls

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To get the full effect of how weird this interview is, you should watch until the very end. The girls choose a rather odd song to sing, considering their stance on sex.

ABC - The documentary “Sexy Baby,” which was featured at the Tribeca Film Festival, follows Winnifred’s adolescence from age 12 to age 15, and delves into the world of porn before puberty. Winnifred’s journey in the documentary reflects that of many pre-teens today, and through her eyes parents worldwide get a glimpse into the hyper-sexualized culture their children are facing today. ”When I can reach into my back pocket [for my smart phone] and basically pull out some porn … you can’t really blame a bunch of children for not understanding how to deal with that,” Winnifred said. Winnifred said that when she was in eighth grade, boys watched porn on their phones at school.
BARSTOOL -  Why don’t you two babies grow up, huh? So you stumbled upon BlacksOnBlondes.com and saw a couple minorities double teaming a chick. Big whoop. If you think thats “ferocious banging” wait until you start watching those videos where they put clothespins on chick’s nipples and tie them up and shit. That’ll change your perspective on life. And I’ll tell you what – if a little Mandingo porn is enough to make you run home and cry then you need to seriously toughen up. If you don’t think life is gonna throw you some curve balls here and there that are worse than watching a black man fuck a white woman on the front lawn then you got another thing comin, sister.And as for your friend there – the one who “doesn’t have the guts” to watch porn. Hey toots watching porn isn’t courageous. Its not like every time I finish up a Casting Couch session I want someone to give me a medal of honor for my bravery.  Sometimes I do get proud of myself if I time my orgasm perfectly with the money shot but other than that I’m not looking for a Purple Heart. Porn doesn’t take guts it takes about 5 or 6 minutes and a little bit of boredom. Now grow up introduce me to one of your 5 friends that has porn apps on their phone.

PS – Not sure who that first girl thinks shes fooling after describing the black/Hispanic threesome. “It was very….mmm.”  ”I’ll never forget it.” She loved that shit. And to answer your first question yes, its cool to watch people have sex.

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[VIDEO] Movie 43 Trailer: This Movie Looks HILARIOUS!

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I can’t explain how excited I am to see this movie! Not only does it seem to be written incredibly well, it also has an all-star cast which includes: Emma StoneHugh JackmanNaomi WattsElizabeth BanksGerard ButlerKristen BellAnna FarisKate WinsletRichard GereUma ThurmanSeann William ScottJustin LongJason SudeikisJohnny KnoxvilleTony Shalhoub, and many more!

 

Writing credits

(in alphabetical order)

Steve Baker written by
Will Carlough
Patrik Forsberg
Matt Portenoy (as Matthew Alec Portenoy)
Greg Pritikin
Rocky Russo written by
Jeremy Sosenko written by
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12 Dead and Around 50 Injured: Dark Knight Rises Shooting Spree

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Earlier this morning, during the midnight premier of ‘Dark Knight Rises’ in Aurora, CO, a masked gunman was responsible for the death of 12 people and bringing injury to around 50. Law enforcement has confirmed the identity of the suspect as 24-year-old James Holmes and are currently searching his apartment , which they fear could have explosives, for more evidence as to why he did this.

Local reporter Justin Jones said the gunman was wearing body armour and a gas mask.

“The attacker shot a baby at point blank range,” he said.

During the opening credits, Dates saw someone in the front row answer a phone call and walk to the emergency door in the front of the theater, he said.

Less than an hour later a man, dressed in black and wearing a gas mask and what looked like body armor, marched into the theater through the same emergency exit. He lobbed two canisters and almost instantly the theater filled with smoke.

Dates and Seeger, like everyone else in the theater, thought the man and the smoke were all part of the show, they said. Right as their eyes began to tear up from the smoke, the man fired a shot at the ceiling.

The gunman moved through

the crowd and stopped in front of Seeger.

He pointed a long rifle at her face and said nothing.

He shot at the person sitting behind her, Seeger said.

“I have no idea why he didn’t shoot me,” Seeger said.

The two dove to the ground. They could feel hot shell casings hitting their legs as the tried to crawl through the dark theater now filled with smoke. Seeger’s forehead has a burned from one of the casings.

Her friends urged each other and the people around them to stay quiet, desperate not to draw the attention of the gunman who was working his way up the isle.

As she huddled on the ground, Seeger could see bodies of women and children lying around her.

Brittany Diemer showed the ticket stub for the Dark Knight Rises Friday morning. She was in the theatre when a gunmen opened fire on moviegoers. (Karl Gehring, The Denver Post)

to help a man bleeding next to her. She worked to find a pulse, but was forced to leave him behind as they tried to flee the theater.

People tried to exit through the main entrance of the theater, Seeger said. By then the gunman had worked his way to the back of the theater, shooting at people as they tried to run.

Seeger estimates she was trapped in the theater for 10 to 15 minutes. When she finally reached the lobby, she saw a police officer cocking a shot gun.

Read more:12 killed, 50 wounded at Aurora movie theater – The Denver Posthttp://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_21118201/unknown-number-people-shot-at-aurora-movie-theater#ixzz21AjZN5ei
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[VIDEO] Time capsule conversation: Jeremiah McDonald Talks To His 12-Year-Old Self Using a Video He Made TWENTY Years Ago

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this video has began going viral, and because of that, I thought I would share it with all of you. Jeremiah McDonald is a 32-year-old man who appears to be having a conversation with himself, at the age of 12.

Jeremiah McDonald‘s endearing film shows him going 20 years back in time to speak to himself as a playful,  chubby-cheeked boy.

McDonald is from Portland, Maine and is receiving not only praise for this video, but also some skepticism. Many people believe he hired someone to play his 12-year-old self, while others realize he is a filmmaker and has the ability to edit a video from 20 years ago, that he made himself, with the newer video he recently filmed. Also, he made this video and most likely watched it a few times and decided what questions he could ask and what statements he could make that would make it appear that he was having the conversation with the boy from the older video. It’s not rocket science. In fact, how do you think reality television works? They arrange the footage they’ve captured in such a way that they can tell whatever story they choose to concoct.

 

The outrageously talented McDonald is an associated artist with the Comédie de Caen theatre in Normandy, France.

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[VIDEO] Dora The Explorer Movie Trailer: A College Humor Original

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CollegeHumor has made a spoof movie trailer for ‘Dora The Explorer’ and it’s starring Modern Family’s, Ariel Winter.

[VIDEO] ‘Lil’ Pulp Fiction’: Royale With Cheese


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Last year, Lionsgate teamed up with Giaronomo Productions to produce Li’l Pulp Fiction — an adorable homage to the classic “Royale With Cheese” scene, starring two young boys in the roles of Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield. The clip, embedded above, was originally created to promote the release of Pulp Fiction on Blu-ray. Last week, it received a silver award for Movie Promotion at the 2012 PromaxBDA Promotion, Marketing and Design Awards.

You can watch Li’l Pulp Fiction in its entirety over at Break.com. The original, for comparison’s sake, can be found here.

 

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Thursday 4Play: Movies

Obviously, seeing as Thursday 4Play revolves around funny photos, the following photos will be quotes that go with photos from comedy films. There are four wonderful films that are being featured, because these are some of my favorite and more recent. Ironically, this was one of the hardest 4Play’s I’ve had, to date, simply because there were so many funny moments from each of these, that it was extremely hard to decide. If you haven’t seen any and/or all of these movies, I HIGHLY suggest that you give them a try! Enjoy!

Jane Lynch in "Role Models"

Emma Stone in "Easy A"

Kristen Wiig in "Bridesmaid"

Allen Covert in "Grandma's Boy"

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[VIDEO] The Place, NYC: The WORST Restaurant Advertisement Ever Made

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While I hate to bash anyone who is trying to promote their business and way of providing income for themselves, I can’t even lie about  this advertisement being bad. I have no idea whether the food is good, and to be quite honest, I don’t care. This video ad seems like five minutes of a very bad movie that was intended to be “like” a documentary. Not to mention, the lead (or the male customer who comes in with his wife) is CLEARLY gay. Sure, it seems like a great place; But it was too hard to even think about whether I wanted to go here when all I cared about is asking these people what they were thinking when they agreed to take part.

“blueberries……..licorice”

That shit cracks me up, every time. I’m assuming that the intent of this video was to be so awful and funny that it went viral. And if that is the case, this was a genius marketing technique. Either way, great sketch ha.

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[VIDEO] Funny or Die Presents: The Hungover Games

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Each year, drunk people are selected to participate in torturous games the morning after a big night out. There’s no sunglasses, no water, and no headache medicine.

[VIDEO] Greatest Morgan Freeman Impression

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For Reddit’s sprinkles request. Here you go. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBPigGsYb6A

Morgan Freeman’s speech from The Shawshank Redemption. I also do impressions of Alan Alda, Michael Caine, and James Earl Jones.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp_B_p2YjKw

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