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Today in Florida: Kenneth Rowe Leaves Baby with Liquor Store Clerk While Enjoying the Strip Club
Florida is starting off the New Year right by sharing this story of Father of the Year. First, I must say how amazing it is that there are strip club’s/liquor stores. While the two certainly go hand in hand, I never have heard of such a venue. Clearly, 26-year-old Kenneth Rowe hadn’t either and was too excited to wait and find a babysitter. According to the store clerk, Rowe stumbled into the Shark Lounge Liquor store drunk and asked the clerk to watch his 11-month-old son. In the attached building was the Shark Lounge Gentleman’s Club, where the young father decided it would best to leave the kid with an unknown stranger who was working.
Soon after it became clear that Rowe was enjoying himself and not coming back for his child anytime soon, the clerk called the police and explained that the child was hungry and had a rash on its face. I found this part odd, because I would have assumed he could simply call and say some drunk man left him with a baby, but his hunger and rash seemed far more important I suppose. Rowe was arrested for child neglect and the baby boy is now in the custody of the state Department of Children and Families.
Drunk Asian Businessman Attempts To Walk Down Escalator… The Wrong Way
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‘Drunk’ Japanese businessman walks the wrong way down Tube escalator
The man – wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase – appears unsteady on his feet as he tries to make his way down the escalator at Tottenham Court Road tube station.
Bemused commuters try to help him off, but he ignores them and continues to try and walk the wrong way.
After struggling for two minutes as people push past, he is guided away by a helpful commuter who pushes the emergency stop button and points him in the right direction.
The incident was caught on camera last Friday by Sam Napper, 27, who described the man as a “drunk Japanese businessman”.
Sam, from London, said: “At first I thought he was playing silly buggers with a few of his FX Trader mates but when we saw his dogged stagger and realised he was alone, I knew we were about to witness something truly brilliant.
“One by one, concerned commuters tried to steer him in the right direction, to no avail.
“After pausing for a few seconds, he turned around and walked out, as if nothing ever happened, saying nothing.”
[VIDEO] Sexual Harassment Training Spoof
I’d have to say, this is much more realistic than most of these videos.
[VIDEO] The NEW Myspace
Here is the first look at the ALL NEW Myspace. What do you think? Will you be signing up and using Myspace again, after seeing this video? Personally, I feel their new concept and fluidity for users has greatly improved. It feels like they finally invested some time, money and hired the right team to actually make this a site that may be able to hold its own against FaceBook. I went to new.myspace.com and signed up for an invitation. Once I get to roam around a bit, I’ll definitely be updating everyone on how it’s working 
The new Myspace from Myspace on Vimeo.
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Samsung’s Hialrious Sense of Humor: Pays Apple $1 Billion in 5 Cents Coins
UPDATE: Okay, while I wish this story was true, it unfortunately, is not. This rumor started spreading yesterday and has since been debunked as a troll. The post, as far as I can tell, was originally posted HERE, a Mexican site that is similar to The Onion. In fact, I don’t believe we have enough nickels in circulation to even make this possible. At the very least, this was a very funny story that I wish were true. It’d be nice to have someone give Apple a little ass kickin’
Original story below:
Apple was surprised when they had over 30 trucks pull up to their headquarters in Cupertino, CA this morning. The security team had initially thought that the trucks were there by mistake, but shortly after their arrival, Tim Cook (Apple CEO) received a call from Samsung CEO that explained they would pay $1 billion dollars for the fine recently ruled against the South Korean company, in this way.
The document which was signed never expressed which method of payment Samsung CEO must use to deliver the funds, so he decided to give Apple a taste of their own medicine. Apple will now have to waste time, money and resources counting the money and ensuring it is has all been accounted for. Along with that, they must find a bank that is willing to take such an interesting deposit.
Lee Kun-hee, Chairman of Samsung Electronics, told the media that his company is not going to be intimidated by a group of “geeks with style” and that if they want to play dirty, they also know how to do it.
You can use your coins to buy refreshments at the little machine for life or melt the coins to make computers, that’s not my problem, I already paid them and fulfilled the law.
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[VIDEO] Anti-Gay Chick-Fil-A Needs To Cluck Off
FCKH8.com has released a video that is encouraging people to take a stand against the homophobic Chick-Fil-A, yet, are worried it may get removed.
Yesterday FCKH8.com received a legal notice from Facebook saying that the Chick-Fil-A legal team has forced them to pull this protest video from Facebook because it used their logo. Use of a copyrighted logo in criticism, commentary, review or news is legally protected free speech. Chick-Fil-A is trying silence protests of their homophobic positions. They may try to get this video pulled from YouTube and Vimeo as well. Share it on Facebook or copy it (from our Vimeo page) & reupload the video to your YouTube or Vimeo account.
This chain has openly encouraged homophobia and refused to acknowledge that their beliefs are outdated and reminiscent of the 1960′s. Boston, Massachusetts Mayor, Tom Menino, has even banned the restaurant from their city to show how they will not support this message of hate. Another big proponent to come out and publicly shame Chick-Fil-A has been the Jim Henson Company, by no longer partnering The Muppets with the gay hating, religious loving, fast food chain.
American Family Association‘s Bryan Fischer is the man who is standing up in support of Chick-Fil-A and their right to discriminate or belittle the homosexual community.
“The bullies at Big Gay have targeted the ‘Eat Mor Chikin‘ chain because its president, Dan Cathy, has taken an unapologetic public stand on behalf of natural marriage, and rebuked this generation for its “arrogance” in thinking that it knows better than God when it comes to the definition of marriage,” Fischer wrote. “And so the heterophobic bigots at Big Gay have come unhinged and unleashed the dogs of war.”
War? I’m not the one going into OTHER countries and forcing democracy and taking what’s not mine. I am simply asked to be treated as a decent human being who will not be judged based on their sexuality. I don’t want someone with money, influence and power to take advantage and sway others into fucking logic and being ignorant. In the bible there are many ways which show what “natural marriage” is and I can guarantee that we do not live our lives like that today. Jon Stewart read out some bible versus the other night on ‘The Daily Show‘ that I thought were perfect examples:
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Planned Parenthood Celebrates National Masturbation Month
May 21, 2012 (LifeSiteNews.com) – A Florida Planned Parenthood affiliate has taken the opportunity of “National Masturbation Month” to highlight the national organization’s promotion of masturbation as part of a “a common and safe kind of sex play” with “many health benefits.”
On Friday, Planned Parenthood of Southwest and Central Florida tweeted, “Happy Masturbation Month! We’ve got lots of info on masturbation here,” providing a link to Planned Parenthood Federation of America’s page on masturbation.
There, Planned Parenthood states that “there are many harmful myths about masturbation that may cause us to feel uncomfortable about it. These myths can cause guilt, shame, and fear. Let’s get the facts straight. Masturbation is a natural and common activity for both women and men.”
Personally, I think this is a great idea. You don’t know how many times while growing up I wanted to know what masturbating was and how to do it. It’s such a touchy subject (get it?) and many people are ashamed or afraid to ask other people what masturbation involves. I seriously thought I was crazy because I enjoyed it so much and never heard anybody else mentioning how amazing masturbation felt, then I started not caring and talking about it. Ironically, once I started talking about it, I came to realize that everyone enjoys it. I mean, who wouldn’t enjoy giving themselves the most amazing sensation they’ve ever had and the ability to do it in the comfort of their own home?
“National Masturbation Month” was first announced in 1995 by the San Francisco-based sex-toy shop Good Vibrations. The month-long celebration includes the annual “Masturbate-a-Thon” to raise funds for sex education. Individuals participate in competitions, either by webcam or in person, based on “longest duration spent masturbating and most orgasms.”
Okay, well this isn’t something I think we should share with young people; They just perform sexual acts on themselves and share it with others, a.k.a. porn. Granted, they are raising money for sex education, and that, is a great contribution.
Jim Sedlak of Stop Planned Parenthood (STOPP), a project of the American Life League, said that endorsing the “gateway drug” of masturbation was of a piece with Planned Parenthood’s ideology on sex education.
Gateway drug?! Are you fucking kidding me?! Being sexually active is not a crime! Exploring one’s self and knowing how to control your body and your responses to stimulation should not be considered a bad thing. EVERYONE masturbates, and if they don’t, they’ve had their perceptions of masturbation warped by people, such as Jim Sedlak. It’s this very reason that children begin to feel ashamed, guilty, and dirty. We are born with curiosity, and saying that being curious about our bodies is sinful, is stunting the growth of that person.
“Planned Parenthood is an organization that makes its money from people involved in sex,” Sedlak told LifeSiteNews.com in an email. “Although Planned Parenthood pushes masturbation for all, it particularly targets young people with the message. It is a way to get these young kids involved in a sexual lifestyle.”
Sedlak said that youths buy the idea of masturbation as “risk-free” sex but end up “hooked on sexual stimulation as a way to escape their problems.” Especially alarming is how masturbation at an early age has been shown to interfere with a child’s ability to develop compassion and to learn—effects seen in children who regularly masturbate as young as six years old.
The parenting section of Planned Parenthood’s website tells parents to encourage elementary-age children to experiment with masturbation.
If you think this sounds young, you’re forgetting the small things you did as a child to make that good feeling come about. Don’t act like you’ve never humped a pillow, stroked your best friend (penis), or any other variation of masturbating, because I will not believe you in the slightest.
“Kids begin to want additional sexual experiences, and Planned Parenthood is there to sell them products and to make millions from them,” said Sedlak.
Yes, Planned Parenthood’s goal is to become filthy rich with all the whores they’ve encouraged to sleep around. It’s an ingenious plan, really. Sadly, they’ve been around since 1942 and are a non-profit organization so making millions seems rather unfathomable. But, what do I know? I’m just a female who experimented with masturbation at a young age, have a healthy sex life, no venereal diseases, never been pregnant and is politically involved in following what’s been going on with Planned Parenthood and those that oppose the organization.
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[VIDEO] Dad Puts Toddler in Washing Machine Before it Automatically Locks and Turns On
While it is unclear why this dad put his child into a laundry machine, I have a feeling it was meant to be a joke considering the sign that read ”Junior Wash: $2.95.” right above the machine. According to many other sources, this was meant to scare the child, which is ironic because the parents ended up scaring themselves. Either way, they (the mother and father) seem unaware that the door would automatically lock and begin filling the washer with water while gently tumbling. After a worker was able to help them shut down the machine, they quickly exited with the toddler, who only suffered minor bruises and scrapes. I think putting the kid in the washing machine WITHOUT closing the door would have been enough, but then again, what do I know?
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[VIDEO] ‘Storage Wars’ is Fake
I work in and watch a shit ton of television, so I know well enough that most of the shows I watch are fake. Hell, most of the shows out there are fake, at least to some degree. With that being said, I love how pissed off this guy is and also how proud he is after catching this slip up.
[VIDEO] The Place, NYC: The WORST Restaurant Advertisement Ever Made
While I hate to bash anyone who is trying to promote their business and way of providing income for themselves, I can’t even lie about this advertisement being bad. I have no idea whether the food is good, and to be quite honest, I don’t care. This video ad seems like five minutes of a very bad movie that was intended to be “like” a documentary. Not to mention, the lead (or the male customer who comes in with his wife) is CLEARLY gay. Sure, it seems like a great place; But it was too hard to even think about whether I wanted to go here when all I cared about is asking these people what they were thinking when they agreed to take part.
“blueberries……..licorice”
That shit cracks me up, every time. I’m assuming that the intent of this video was to be so awful and funny that it went viral. And if that is the case, this was a genius marketing technique. Either way, great sketch ha.
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