Category Archives: Alcohol

Vegas, Gambling, Drinks… Oh, Yes!

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In a few short weeks, a huge group of ladies from my family are going to be headed to Las Vegas, NV. This is by far one of my favorite places to visit, and although many girls look forward to the clubs and shows, I myself, am ecstatic to be able to go gambling in the city of sin. In fact, I love gambling so much, that when I’m not able to make it out to Vegas, I like to go by partybingo.com (seriously, great place to check out if you’re a fan of gambling). The only thing missing from the site that Vegas has, are the free drinks that I fully take advantage of ha. Although, once I’ve been in Vegas for only a couple of days, I’m eager to get back to the simplicity of gambling online, and no cigarette smell or hangovers to deal with. Ha

Another reason that I am impatiently awaiting this vacation is because I love to do my prat falls (see my fall below) in Vegas and share with the many tourists from various locations what I consider to be a great gift: laughing at others when something unexpected and painful happens. There’s nothing like falling in front of drunk people, they can’t help but find it hilarious. Seriously, consider most of the pranks you see on YouTube, Break, etc. Most of the people are drunk while pulling pranks on their buddies, because for some reason, they seem to be the best victims and you have no inhibitions while drunk. Clearly, the perfect combination.

We will be staying Friday and Saturday night and the group of girls includes my beautiful fiancée, Megan, my mother, my sister-in-law, my Aunt, My mom’s cousin and both of her daughters, one of which is turning 30-years-old and has never been to the desert paradise. I expect there will be much more to write about after this trip as opposed to prior. Until then, I’ll practice my gambling to ensure I win the big money this time ;)

[UPDATED] Trent Mays and Ma’lik Richmond Convicted: Leaked Steubenville ‘Rape’ Video

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UPDATED Monday, March 18th, 2013: Trent Mays and Ma’lik Richmond have been found delinquent by a judge.  Both boys were sentenced to at least one year in juvenile jail, but could be held until the age of 21. Mays received an additional year for distributing nude images of a minor. The boys were told that they may not be in contact with the victim, until 21-years-old, and will both have to register as juvenile sex offenders. 

Judge Thomas Lipps told the court that he reviewed the case’s documents and text messages again. He said that many of the things learned during the trial were “profane” and “ugly.”

Lipps said the case showed alcohol “as a particular danger to our teenage youth” before finding the teens “delinquent beyond a reasonable doubt.”

The victim’s mother made a statement after the verdict was read:

“It did not matter what school you went to, what city you lived in, or what sport you’ve played. Human compassion is not taught by a teacher, a coach or a parent. It is a God-given gift instilled in all of us. You displayed not only a lack of this compassion, but a lack of any moral code,” the victim’s mother said.

“Your decisions that night affected countless lives, including those most dear to you,” she continued. “You were your own accuser through the social media that you chose to publish your criminal conduct on. This does not define who my daughter is. She will persevere, grow and move on. I have pity for you both. I hope you fear the Lord, repent for your actions, and pray hard for forgiveness.”

 

Here is the video that was leaked by Anonymous, in its entirety. I am warning you, it is hard to watch a couple of young guys being so drunk and pathetic as they discuss the rape of a 16-year-old female. The full story of this case is below the video.

Trent Mays and Ma’lik Richmond are the two young football players from Steubenville, Ohio, that have been arrested and charged for the sexual assault of a fellow high schooler back in August, 2011. Apparently, the young men also took this very inebriated girl to multiple houses, was digitally penetrated and it has even been claimed that the boys urinated on her.

The Anonymous Cell, “Knight Sec”, took it upon themselves to release this shocking video where Michael Colin Nodianos is seen bragging about the fact that this girl was drunk (not dead, as he claims multiple times in the most disgusting lack of empathy or intelligence, for that matter) and that she was raped.

On their website,  Local Leaks: The Steubenville Files said that they decided to release this video since ‘a town rife with corruption, cronyism, illegal gambling and fixated upon their star high school football team were prepared to orchestrate a major cover-up in order to sweep the entire affair under the rug.’

The trial is scheduled for February 13th, 2013. Sadly, many people in this town are in support of the young athletes, claiming that the girl made up the story to ruin their reputation. I really hope that after the release of this video, people in Steubenville, Ohio wake up and see that their precious athletes are capable of committing sickening crimes.

 

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Today in Florida: Kenneth Rowe Leaves Baby with Liquor Store Clerk While Enjoying the Strip Club

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Florida is starting off the New Year right by sharing this story of Father of the Year. First, I must say how amazing it is that there are strip club’s/liquor stores. While the two certainly go hand in hand, I never have heard of such a venue. Clearly, 26-year-old Kenneth Rowe hadn’t either and was too excited to wait and find a babysitter. According to the store clerk, Rowe stumbled into the Shark Lounge Liquor store drunk and asked the clerk to watch his 11-month-old son. In the attached building was the Shark Lounge Gentleman’s Club, where the young father decided it would best to leave the kid with an unknown stranger who was working.

Soon after it became clear that Rowe was enjoying himself and not coming back for his child anytime soon, the clerk called the police and explained that the child was hungry and had a rash on its face. I found this part odd, because I would have assumed he could simply call and say some drunk man left him with a baby, but his hunger and rash seemed far more important I suppose. Rowe was arrested for child neglect and the baby boy is now in the custody of the state Department of Children and Families.

 

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Drunk Asian Businessman Attempts To Walk Down Escalator… The Wrong Way

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‘Drunk’ Japanese businessman walks the wrong way down Tube escalator

The man – wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase – appears unsteady on his feet as he tries to make his way down the escalator at Tottenham Court Road tube station.

Bemused commuters try to help him off, but he ignores them and continues to try and walk the wrong way.

After struggling for two minutes as people push past, he is guided away by a helpful commuter who pushes the emergency stop button and points him in the right direction.

The incident was caught on camera last Friday by Sam Napper, 27, who described the man as a “drunk Japanese businessman”.

Sam, from London, said: “At first I thought he was playing silly buggers with a few of his FX Trader mates but when we saw his dogged stagger and realised he was alone, I knew we were about to witness something truly brilliant.

“One by one, concerned commuters tried to steer him in the right direction, to no avail.

“After pausing for a few seconds, he turned around and walked out, as if nothing ever happened, saying nothing.”

[VIDEO] Drunk Guy Shoots His Balls on Webcam: Real or Fake?

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This is a video that was originally posted on Battlecam.com. If this video is real, it’s pretty damn insane. If it is not, the guy does a pretty damn good job of acting like it is. Let me know what you think…

[AUDIO] Lindsay Lohan Calls Her Father While in a Fight With Her Mother, Dina Lohan

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I’m sure we all heard about Lilo’s most recent incident where her and her mother went out clubbing untila round 3am and then got into a physical altercation. Well, this audio gives some insight into what may really be going on in the Lohan family. Also, it seems Michael was smart enough to record this audio and sell it for profit, yet again. Obviously, I don’t know the intimate details of this family, but it appears that the problems started with those in charge, Dina and Michael Lohan. Dina needs to stop drinking and doing blow with her daughter, Michael needs to keep his conversations with his family private, and they all need a wake up call. Otherwise, the great citizens of America are going to continue to get pleasure out of your continued suffering. Your lives are entertainment for the masses, so you might want to stop making the same mistakes and get your shit together. I’m actually offended that you don’t choose to do so with the insane amount of money you have in your account. Shit, if I had that much cash, I would be thin, tanned, great hair, great make up, new wardrobe that made me look awesome, and I would definitely have a driver (which is something Lilo seems to have learnt along the way…kind of).

Oh, and why in the hell did Michael Lohan think that Lindsay was being kidnapped? That confused the hell out of me.

Look below for the drunk interview Dina Lohan had with Dr. Phil…. HIGH-larious!

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[VIDEO] Thou Shalt Not Steal: Nun Steals Beer From Convenient Store

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As a nun I am more shocked by her desire to drink beer than her blatant disregard for the ten commandments. I mean, priests shouldn’t be pedophiles and molest children (which I guess isn’t technically bad since it’s not in the commandments), so there’s no real shock when a nun just hides something she wants under her very convenient garb.

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[VIDEO] Wasted European Chick Flashes and Drop Kicks Pastry Shop

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There’s really not much to say about this video, other than the fact that I definitely didn’t think she had enough strength in her current condition to pull this off…

[VIDEO] Dina Lohan Has Drunk Interview With Dr.Phil: Smart

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Dina Lohan should have never agreed to do this interview; She also shouldn’t have gotten so tipsy. She comes off looking like Kim Richards on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, you know, the drugged up, drunk one who giggled a lot and talked about absolute nonsense. Tell me I’m not the only one who made this connection? Sadly, I can understand why Lindsay Lohan (LiLo) has so many issues with a mother like this (I’m assuming the alcohol has been in the equation for some time). And now I’m even wondering if the father, Michael Lohan, was the sane one in this family. I still seriously doubt that, but it does make you wonder…

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Alcohol: When Moderation No Longer Exists

I love to drink and I usually have a blast while doing so. Unfortunately, as of late, I’m starting to think that it’s not such a great idea to drink as heavily as I have in the past, mainly because I don’t just stop when I’m simply “buzzed“. I no longer approach alcohol with awareness (whether I’ve eaten enough, how many shots are too many, how much money I’ve spent, etc.), and end up doing things that may be regrettable. I also think that it’s hard to go out in social environments without drinking, because to be honest, I’m much more funny while intoxicated. This is why I am giving myself a personal goal to not drink any alcoholic beverages for at least 30 days. Now, don’t get me wrong, this is not an attempt to stop drinking for good because, well,  I love to drink socially; This will just allow me to be sober (as far as alcohol is concerned) for an extended amount of time and hopefully get back to the occasional drinks now and then.

This goal isn’t just to prove to myself that I can go so many days without drinking, but also a challenge to be more outgoing and extroverted without alcohol. As a young kid, I was always the most outgoing and did what I want, when I wanted, regardless of how people perceived my actions; I’d like to get that back. I don’t fully recognize when I lost this ability to not give a shit, but it’s gone and I dislike that. Hopefully this will encourage me to engage in situations without having something in my system that will encourage me to do so.

Also, the only reason I wrote this article is because writing it down means I really have to follow through. I mean, I don’t have to because no one would know, but it only makes me want to actually carry out my goal. Thank god I’ll still be able to smoke pot :)

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A drink with a straw (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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