Monthly Archives: June 2012
CollegeHumor has made a spoof movie trailer for ‘Dora The Explorer’ and it’s starring Modern Family’s, Ariel Winter.
Apparently, you fall over the side of your balcony and are left dangling by your dress with your panties exposed. In the video below, you can see the 74-year-old woman from Ukraine who had fallen from her balcony on the 8th floor and was lucky enough to have her dress snagged at the 7th floor. The elderly woman, who is a Mariupol resident, had leaned over the balcony too far while trying to yell at street musicians who were being bothersome, according to the woman.
Firefighters were able to help the woman out of this rather embarrassing situation and gave her a sedative before she sent them away. Clearly, this woman was a rather large pain in the ass. In fact, if I were those musicians, I wouldn’t have been more pleased with the outcome.
Asshole Ted Shuttleworth, Former ‘NYPD Blue’ Writer, Punches Poodle In Face and Dog Dies From Injury
Ted Shuttleworth is a former screenwriter who previously worked on ‘NYPD Blue‘ and has just recently been arrested for cruelty to animals. Apparently, he punched his poodle so hard in the face that it led to a brain injury that it was unable to live with, and passed away. Shuttleworth could face up to a year in prison if convicted of the crime he has been charged with.
His wife tells the newspaper that the dog’s death was a “horrible accident.”
I am sorry but I have never accidentally punched a dog so hard in the face that I caused a traumatic brain injury and death. This guys is a complete douche and deserves whatever punishment comes his way… In fact, I believe he deserves more.
YouTube: “I thought I’d give Kelli a bath by throwing the duck she despises at her and forcing her into the pool! She got DUCKED UP! Maybe I should have waited until she got off the phone…. oops!!”