Daily Archives: April 17, 2012
[VIDEO] Funny Or Die Presents: Rick Santorum Aborts Presidential Campaign
This video features: Ashley Judd, Michelle Trachtenberg, Katy Mixon, E. Coupe and her Breezy V. and Michael Truly.
Man Arrested For Having Sex With Pet Dog Mimi, who was ‘whimpering in pain’
UPDATE: Friday April 20th, 2012 @ 11:45 AM – Mimi, the 10 lb. poodle mix, is back with her owners and starting to seem a little more like her old self. No longer seeming to be in pain and being friendly to strangers again, despite the horrendous act of being penetrated by a 28-year-old man.
A man was arrested for having sex with his pet dog Mimi after a witness told police he saw him penetrate the canine, which was said to be whimpering in pain.
Jenson Bolla-Sosa, 28, of Fort Lauderdale, was charged with knowingly having sexual contact with a dog, cruelty to an animal and resisting arrest without violence.
While this is definitely a sick and perverted crime, I’d like to first ask why he was charged with ‘knowingly having sexual contact with a dog’? Is it possibly to be having sex with a dog and NOT know? It’s not like he got wasted and went to stick it in his lady and accidentally started screwing a dog without noticing the hair and dog whimpers. Knowing it’s a dog should be a given when you have sex with it.
Anyway, he is now out on bail for $12,500 and is also being investigated by the Immigration and Naturalization Service. When you come to America, allegedly illegal, and rape our dogs, we get pissed. One of the few things you get into trouble for, here in America, when you’ve illegally immigrated here.
Related articles
- Sex Doggie Style Sends Ft. Lauderdale Man To Jail (miami.cbslocal.com)
- Pet burned to death in dog-dryer (thesun.co.uk)
- Police seek man who stole dog from 14-year-old girl in Burlington (thestar.com)
- Guatemalan Immigrant Caught Having Sex With A Bitch (dreamindemon.com)
- Georgia man arrested for sexually abusing neighbor’s dogs (thegrio.com)
Fellony Silas Charged With Felony Battery After a Bar Attack
If you believe in God, I highly suggest that you not name your daughter Fellony. Why? Because if I were God, I would most definitely make sure that a child named Fellony wound up arrested for Felony because the irony and hilarity is just too amazing. Figure someone so lonely, such as God, would love to make things like this take place. I mean, who wouldn’t?
Fellony Silas, 30, was arrested on Sunday after smashing a glass on a woman’s forehead inside an Indiana bar. The victim was left with cuts and bruises, but one hell of a story.
The victim who was six years Silas’ junior said that the she had bumped into the ironically named attacker on the dance floor, which then led to an argument. Silas went to jail where felons belong, while the victim was taken to the hospital.
I hate to admit it, but I’m a little ashamed because my girlfriend and I have a dog who we named Felon (female). I thought our bitches name was definitely fitting, but I can assure you she’s never smashed a glass over anyone’s head.
Related articles
- Charing Fellony: The World’s Most Unfortunate Name For A Criminal Defendant (jonathanturley.org)
- Commence the packing for the next vacation Mr. President… (battleofourtimes.com)
- Irene retired from tropical storm name list (battleofourtimes.com)
- Man Rides Motorcycle Into Bar And Demands Fight, Bar Complies (dreamindemon.com)
- Ex-Girlfriend Busted For Brutal Scrotum Attack (disclose.tv)