Johnny D. Guillen was the suspected Butt Slasher that terrorized shopping women in Fairfax, Virginia. Apparently he’s been found far from home: Peru. Guillen was the man whom authorities believed slashed the butts of 13 young women as they shopped at various retail stores in the area.

I find this case absolutely hilarious because no one was seriously injured, and the crime itself is somewhat funny. Okay, I know that slashing a woman’s buttocks with a knife isn’t appropriate behavior, but could you imagine how funny that would be years down the line to explain to people that you are the victim of a notorious but non-violent butt slasher? Amazing.

And that he tried to avoid capture is just the icing on this story. This man was so scared of being caught that he fled to Peru! And sadly, he was aware that despite the lack of severity of his crime, police would still want to close the books on this one and assure the county that their citizens were safe from this butt cutter.

Who wants to bet this guy gets more time that sex offenders, such as child molesters, rapists, etc.? I do! I do!

SOURCE

ORIGINAL ARTICLE: http://www.practikel.com/2011/07/28/serial-butt-stabber-on-the-loose/
NEW SUSPECT: http://www.practikel.com/2011/09/08/remember-the-butt-slasher-here-is-the-new-prime-suspect/

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