Daily Archives: January 16, 2012
Who Would Want A BJ From Someone This Desperate For Chicken McNuggets?!
You often hear stories of crackheads and/or other drug addicts offering themselves up in exchange for some product (crack, meth, etc.), and assume that they must be incredibly desperate to stoop so low. Well, Burbank police encountered a woman who was more addicted to chicken mcnuggets than any drug on the market. In fact, she was so desperate for some nuggets that she was offering BJ’s in exchange for the delicious chicken.
Khadijah Baseer of Los Angeles reportedly opened customers’ car doors in the drive-thru of McDonald’s on the 1700 block of Olive Avenue about 11 p.m. Wednesday, asking for free chicken McNuggets in exchange for sexual favors, Officer Joshua Kendrick said.
A man told police Baseer approached him but he refused the offer.
Baseer simply wanted to eat some nuggets (which are incredibly cheap by the way) and suck some dick, but now she’s been arrested for suspicion of prostitution. While this may seem like I support hooking, I just think if you aren’t making over $10 then it really shouldn’t be considered prostituting. Who knows, maybe she just loved to suck the peen before eating the chick.
This particular McDonald’s happens to be right around the corner from my work and I’m a little pissed I didn’t know about the chicken for BJ operation before Baseer was busted. This really could have been a wonderful employment opportunity for me…
Related articles
- Woman offered sexual favors for Chicken McNuggets, police say (latimesblogs.latimes.com)
- You Can’t Be Serious: California Woman Offers Sexual Favors In Exchange For McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets (bossip.com)
- How Far Would You Go For Chicken McNuggets? (stylecaster.com)
- What Chicken McNuggets are really made of… (chickennuggetsandelmo.com)
- Woman Allegedly Offered Sexual Favors In Exchange for Chicken McNuggets (laist.com)
[VIDEO] ‘Obama Blasts GOP Candidates on Booing of Gay Soldier at Debate’
GOP candidates are silent when audience boos a gay soldier at their Orlando FL debate. Rick Santorum doesn’t even acknowledge the soldier’s service. The Commander in Chief calls them out on their failure to honor our men and women in uniform.
[VIDEO] This Guy Is Creepy…
Briona, my only advice to you…RUN. This guy has got some serious creep going on here and to be quite honest, I have a feeling he loves you too much. I know that everyone says loving too much is not possible, but after watching THIS video, I believe everyone is wrong. Very wrong.
The internet and YouTube has made it so easy for people to share their emotions and meaningless bullshit with the world, and luckily, it has also made it possible for us to be aware of the creepy people who really do exist. None of the nonsense he is saying even makes sense and he seems so absolutely calm that it makes me highly uncomfortable. Still, you have to give the guy a small amount of credit for having the balls to post this shit.
A little video to cheer up my angel. I love you baby girl. Add me on FaceBook at http://www.facebook.com/magmaflower. You can buy “Stay Perfect. Just for me” Tee-Shirts by Aaron Jennings at http://tiny.cc/STAYPERFECT
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- “My Video For Briona” (videogum.com)
- Creepy Skyrim Serial Killer Keeps Heads on Shelves (escapistmagazine.com)
- Climbing Robot Cockroach Is Creepy Cool (Video) (treehugger.com)
- Confirmed: Rachel Maddow Is Not In Creepy Buzzfeed Video Of Creepy Guy Videotaping Sunbathers (mediaite.com)
The Butt Slasher Has Been Caught!
Johnny D. Guillen was the suspected Butt Slasher that terrorized shopping women in Fairfax, Virginia. Apparently he’s been found far from home: Peru. Guillen was the man whom authorities believed slashed the butts of 13 young women as they shopped at various retail stores in the area.
I find this case absolutely hilarious because no one was seriously injured, and the crime itself is somewhat funny. Okay, I know that slashing a woman’s buttocks with a knife isn’t appropriate behavior, but could you imagine how funny that would be years down the line to explain to people that you are the victim of a notorious but non-violent butt slasher? Amazing.
And that he tried to avoid capture is just the icing on this story. This man was so scared of being caught that he fled to Peru! And sadly, he was aware that despite the lack of severity of his crime, police would still want to close the books on this one and assure the county that their citizens were safe from this butt cutter.
Who wants to bet this guy gets more time that sex offenders, such as child molesters, rapists, etc.? I do! I do!
ORIGINAL ARTICLE: http://www.practikel.com/2011/07/28/serial-butt-stabber-on-the-loose/
NEW SUSPECT: http://www.practikel.com/2011/09/08/remember-the-butt-slasher-here-is-the-new-prime-suspect/
Related articles
- Suspected mall slasher arrested in Peru (washingtonpost.com)
- Butt Slasher Arrested in Peru (inquisitr.com)
- Johnny D. Guillen, Accused ‘Butt Slasher’, Arrested In Peru (huffingtonpost.com)
- Suspected Virginia Butt-Slasher Flees to Peru [Butts] (jezebel.com)
- Serial Butt Stabber Caught, Butts Everywhere Rejoice [Crime] (gawker.com)
- SteVe C: Man suspected in Virginia butt slashings arrested in Peru – CNN.com (cnn.com)
[VIDEO] McDonald’s Is Nasty: Serves Buns That Mouse Had Been Crawling All Over
Karruim Demaio was an employee at a McDonald’s in Philadelphia, when he came across a bag of buns that a mouse had crawled in. He decided that he would record the footage with his camera and wait to see what would be done with the buns before exposing this story.
‘That wasn’t the first time. That was about the sixth or seventh time. That’s what made me like, I got to get video of this.
‘I was going back there to get something else and I heard some rustling, so I turned around, and I look, I seen a mouse inside the bread. Not on top of the package, but inside of the package.’
Unfortunately for the owner of this branch, Demaio wasn’t the only employee to come forward and speak out against the health code violations that had taken place.
Ken Youngblood, the owner/operator of the McDonalds franchise said: ‘After viewing the video, we are going to continue to investigate this claim to make certain we have all the facts. I want my customers to know that I am taking this matter seriously and will immediately address any issues that may exist. Therefore, if necessary, we will work with the appropriate authorities to get the facts.
Mr. Youngblood must be forgetting the various other health code violations that they have had at this particular McDonald’s.
According the Philadelphia Health Department, live flies were found in the food preparation area; perishable food was not kept cool enough; and refrigeration units were not working correctly. However there was no evidence of any rodents being found.
The report stated: ‘The establishment is not in satisfactory compliance… And current management practices have allowed unacceptable public health or food safety conditions.’
Video Shows Mouse In Bag Of Big Mac Rolls: MyFoxPHILLY.com
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- One City’s Healthy, Religious Residents Fighting Plans for Community’s First McDonald’s (laist.com)
- Worker films mouse in bag of Big Mac rolls in US branch (thesun.co.uk)
- McMouse on menu? Ex-employee claims to capture video of rodent rummaging through Big Mac buns (foxnews.com)
- McDonalds Worker Films Mouse in Big Mac Bag [VIDEO] (ibtimes.com)
- McDonald’s Washes Lettuce in Washing Machine? Arabian Franchise Denies Claims (ibtimes.com)
[VIDEO] The Strangest Video Ever… With A Hilarious Ending
O vídeo original encontra-se comigo!
Este vídeo foi feito para fins humorísticos, com a autorização da D. sandra Maria, mas como vcs podem ver aconteceu um emprevisto e ela caiu. Não estava alcoolizada.
[VIDEO] Cop Freaks The Fuck Out When Driver Doesn’t Let Him Search The Vehicle Without A Warrant
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Cop gets pissed when the driver of a pulled-over SUV refuses to let him search his car without a warrant.
This is a perfect example of the importance of knowing your rights, don’t be afraid to JUST SAY NO to Unlawful Searches… Because as you all just seen, without your permission (or a warrant) they can’t search you or your vehicle.
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- [VIDEO] Cops Seen Planting Drugs In Vehicle (practikel.com)
- Man Claims Police Entered Home Without Warrant, Threatening To Arrest Him For Recordinging Them (pixiq.com)
- Driver crashes into 13 cars trying to escape cops in China (thesun.co.uk)