Daily Archives: November 22, 2011

[VIDEO] Toddlers Empty Out Flour Bag, Covering The House

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Mommy was not feeling well and had to stay in the bathroom longer than usual during which my two boys, ages 1 and 3 took my new bag of flour out of the cupboard and destroyed my house. This is from ONE 5lb bag. Don’t believe me? Hand a full bag to a 3 year old and see what happens.

At least the boys were entertained while she was in the restroom. Unfortunately, they’re not old enough to clean up their mess and mommy will now have to deal with that. Oh the joys of parenthood.

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British Woman Left Hanging Naked After Falling From Balcony While Having Sex With Husband

The 49-year-old AMAM (her initials) was found during her Spanish vacation dangling just barely inches from the ground; She was also naked.

The British native was having sex with her husband in the Adeje area on the Spanish resort island of Tenerife, one of the Canary Islands, when she suddenly fell from the balcony, and over the handrail. Luckily, she was spared because her ankle was caught in between two bars and prevented her from slamming into the marble floor below.

Her husband was able to call emergency services who later had to remove the bars to free the naked woman. She was fortunate to have only suffered a broken ankle.

A police spokesman said: ‘Her good luck was that getting her leg caught stopped her from falling. Her bad luck was that she broke her ankle, was naked and couldn’t get free.

‘It isn’t a police matter so she isn’t on any charges but we warned her and her husband to think about safe sex in the future.

‘Had her leg not been trapped between the banisters, the consequences could have been much more serious.’

This must have been one hell of a vacation and they’ll most definitely be bringing home an awesome story. Most adventurous sex? These two take the cake on that one for sure. I have to admit I’m somewhat jealous that I can’t tell someone I almost died during a sexcapade.

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