Naked 60-Year-Old Woman Lays On Cars And Throws Watermelons In Bay Ridge

The naked woman is currently not being identified by police, even though she went on a rampage that attracted the attention of nearly 300 onlookers. Before the police were able to detain her, the elder woman had seen a sign that said “FREE” in the window of a Chinese restaurant and proceeded to go inside and collect her free food.

Unfortunately, though this woman was known around these parts, she usually just muttered to herself, clothes on and all. This time, she became so frantic when she heard that everything was not free and started to undress herself, screamed and started throwing things around.

“This old lady was trashing the place,” Noreen Monier, who owns a nearby store, told The Brooklyn paper. “I told her to stop and she threw a watermelon at me. She had superhuman strength. She said, ‘I’ll stop when I’m good and ready.’” She really had at the place, too. Reportedly picking up phones, answering calls and throwing money around.

She wasn’t done causing chaos and decided to continue on with her rampage. In fact, a grease fire was started and required the attention of the FDNY. This bitch went balls out and made a huge mess of the place. After she had finished with the restaurant, she decided to move the attention outside.

If you saw a naked 60-year-old woman running around throwing watermelons and screaming, what would you do? If you’re response is that you don’t want to see that, I don’t believe you. Reality television exists because people love to watch other people going crazy. It’s a fact. And that’s exactly what happened here. Many people outside began to egg her on.

“At one point, she even laid down on the hood of a black convertible, whose driver didn’t know what to do.” FInally, the police get her under control, but it took a lot of effort, as this report over on Animal makes clear:

“We couldn’t really make out what she was saying. Then she reached behind her back and unzipped her skirt, pulled down her underwear, kicked off her shoes, ripped off her top, unsnapped her bra and started parading around – still in the middle of the street!

She then jumped onto the hood of a car that was trying to get through the intersection and spread eagle on it! Then she slid off and ran into the chinese food restaurant and trashed the place!

Near the end of the ordeal, just before the police, ambulance and fire department came, she opened the cash register, pulled out all of the cash, put it on top of the oven and started a fire! The guy that owns the hardware store a few doors down ran and got a fire extinguisher to put it out. No one could get close to her to grab the one inside because she was throwing glass bottles at everyone from the coolers in the Chinese restaurant dining room! She was pretty strong too because she even broke away from the three police officers trying to restrain her!”


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