Daily Archives: November 14, 2011
DM – A Mexican girl has become a mother at the age of just 10, according to reports. The youngster arrived at a hospital in the city of Puebla, suffering from life-threatening complications in her 31-week pregnancy, including seizures. She gave birth by Caesarean section to a boy weighing 3.3lb at the Women’s Hospital in the city, 60 miles south-east of Mexico City. Her premature son is now said to be in intensive care following a bout of pneumonia, but officials said his young mother visits the baby every day to breastfeed, according to the New York Daily News. The paper said the hospital revealed the baby boy is in a good condition considering his premature birth and the mother is recovering well after first coming to the centre on October 22. However, hospital director Rogelio Gonzalez told UpFrontNewswire that the birth had been reported to the state’s Attorney General’s Office, which is investigating whether the girl could have been raped and who the father is. Mexican state laws prevent young mothers having abortions unless they can prove they were the victim of sexual assault. The legal age of consent is 12 and women who have abortions in Puebla face a fine or prison sentence if they are unable to prove they were sexually abused. However, the laws are currently under review.
How you gotta breastfeed me mom you ain’t got no tits! The legal age to consent is 12? TWELVE? Mexico you sneaky bastards.
I thought you already had it all figured out with the rampant drugs and easy access to guns and policia who can be paid off for 20 pesos and churro, but now you’re going public with your pregnant 10 year olds? I know what you’re up to and I ain’t havin it. Creating international stories of sexually-active 10 year-olds trying to attract the best of the best pedophile football minds down to your stupid country. I know you’re hungry to get in the American Football business but shit like this just ain’t gonna fly.
Our child-raping coaches won’t necessarily just be into your children just because they’re young. Americans — no matter how rape-y — hold high standards. Our coaches aren’t just gonna bang any dirty brown preteen with a crustache. You better make sure those kids are supple, clean, and have basic English skills. Otherwise this 4th grader pregnancy marketing scheme will absolutely blow up in your face.
This has got to be one of the most hilarious articles I have read in a while. Yes, it is most definitely wrong. But it’s also fucking amazing. While I sometimes wish I could write in a much more sarcastic tone, I also feel I would alienate some audiences. And to be totally honest, I haven’t gained a worthy enough following to pull shit like that.
Until then, these guys are where you go to get your crude, sarcastic, fucked up responses to what’s happening in the World from the bullshit to the bull that created the shit.
- 10-Year-Old Gives Birth to Baby Boy [Babies] (gawker.com)
- 10-Year-Old Gives Birth, Officials Wonder If She Was Raped [Horrible] (jezebel.com)
- Puebla man’s migration tale a common one in Philly (philly.com)
- Breastfeeding? There is Finally a Product on the Market that Lets You Breastfeed in Private, in Public (prweb.com)
- 10-Year-Old Girl Gives Birth in Mexico (blippitt.com)
I have become very fascinated by Parkour and feel it is a great sport that some people are excelling in more than I have imagined. Although it scares me quite a bit and is seemingly dangerous, the people who can accomplish many of these moves seem to be executing something more familiar with original humanity. These individuals are taking nothing but their strength, flexibility, skill and using the environment as their course. No technology. No skateboard. No football field. Yet something about it draws me in and makes me want to watch continuously.
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This seems too stupid to actually be real; Unfortunately, it’s not, and I have too much faith in people, well, immoral religious people, I should say. Please don’t assume that my last sentence means I feel all religious people are immoral, it simply means I feel the religious leaders at this school are immoral. And trust me, I don’t need to know much else about their morals or ethics outside of this course listing, because the simple fact they titled a course in this manner is proof enough for how they must act.
Hey Baylor University students! There’s no better time to fulfill your sociology credit than now because come Spring 2012 the Christian school will offer “Homosexuality as Gateway Drug,” a course that we assume will discuss how gayness leads to being awesome. Or not…
Hearing the original class title we assumed it would teach how homosexuality leads to using drugs like poppers and ABBA. Or about how tolerance towards homosexuals leads to tolerance of other minorities. Or it could just be a boring course with tons of dry reading. We called the school for a clearer course description; no response.
Have you ever gotten up a little late on a morning after a night of heavy drinking? The only thing your mouth is watering for is Mickey D’s breakfast; Unfortunately, your drunk ass woke up too late and had to order off their lunch menu because you’re too sick to really go anywhere else.
Well, this woman went ape shit crazy after discovering that because it was 3:00am they were now only serving breakfast. She, unlike most drunken people, wanted those greasy fries and a hearty burger, but she was told that could not be done.
Shanaya Edgell, 22, began to act viciously when the food of her choice was not available.
(She) turned on her boyfriend, biting him on the lip and tearing off his shirt. At some point during her meltdown, Edgell climbed atop the roof of her 40-year-old beau’s car and launched into a loud diatribe about McDonald’s.
She was arrested for disorderly conduct and will now have a story about being so pissed about the McDonald’s breakfast controversy, that she was arrested. I must say I understand though, because it truly is disheartening when you have your mind-set on a particular fast food order, only to find out your need can’t be fulfilled.
- McDonald’s Cracking Breakfast Billboard | My Modern Metropolis (kudaily.com)
- Fast Food Timekeepers – The McDonald’s Sundial Billboard Lets People Know What to Eat When (TrendHunter.com) (trendhunter.com)
- McDonald’s Biggest Customer: Not the Poor, the Middle Class (neatorama.com)
- Teen charged with raping child at Ohio McDonald’s (sfgate.com)
The Toronto Zoo had split up the gay penguin couple, Buddy and his Latin lover Pedro, because they had hoped that they would impregnate some females due to the fact that they are going to be extinct soon. You think if it got to this point where there were very few left, and amongst those, two were gay, that’d you’d just let them be together and stop trying to make them knock up some lady guins.
Buddy and Pedro came to the Toronto Zoo, already a couple, from their home in Toledo. Apparently they had intercourse like most female/male penguins usually partook in, and spent all their time together, which in penguin, much like human, means they are gay.
Well, we have received some good news that Buddy and Pedro will be reunited and be able to spend their time together like it use to be. Unfortunately, they can’t do so until they impregnate a female. So not only have the gay penguins been separated, now they are going to be humiliated and tortured. I don’t see why no one is protesting for these animals rights?
Clearly, homosexuality is not tolerated by humans in both human beings or animals. Absurd.
- Gay Penguins to be Separated by Zoo (inquisitr.com)
- Will Tornoto’s Gay Penguins Willingly Impregnate A Female? (queerty.com)
- Toronto Zoo: Gay Penguins To Be Reunited By Spring (lezgetreal.com)
- WATCH: Taiwanese Animators Tackle Separation Of Gay Pengiuns Buddy And Pedro (queerty.com)
- Toronto Zoo Separates Gay Penquins So They Can Mate With Females (alan.com)