Zimbabwe Man Caught Having Sex With A Donkey Claims It’s A Prostitute

Sunday Moyo is a 28-year-old Zimbabwe man who has been arrested for having sex with a donkey that was apparently tied to a tree during the incident. According to Moyo though, he should not be held responsible because in fact, the donkey was a prostitute. I’m not even kidding.

According to New Zimbabwe, Sunday Moyo, a 28-year-old, told the court he paid $20 for a prostitute he met at a night club. Somewhere in the time between meeting her and when he was arrested, the prostitute transformed from a woman into a donkey.

If you pay $20 to fuck a woman and end up face to ass, with an ass, the last thing you would be thinking about is having sex. If the woman managed to transform into a creature, I would be a hell of a lot more concerned with how that happened, than putting my dick in an ass.

“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,” he told the court, according to New Zimbabwe.

Moyo also said at his court appearance that he’s a donkey.

So Moyo, who’s actually a donkey, wasn’t aware he was screwing a donkey, until he was arrested? It just so happens that both these “things” are both human and donkey? Well now, that makes perfect sense! Or it’s just a good way to justify getting caught for sticking your dick in a donkey.

“I think I am also a donkey,” he said, reports AFP, quoting The Herald. “I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey.”

Despite Moyo’s arguments he was still arrested in his the small Zvishavane which only has a population of around 35,000 people. How embarrassing. Charging him with bestiality and having him undergo psychiatric evaluation will possibly free him of his lust for the woman donkey.


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2 Responses to Zimbabwe Man Caught Having Sex With A Donkey Claims It’s A Prostitute

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