Sunday Moyo is a 28-year-old Zimbabwe man who has been arrested for having sex with a donkey that was apparently tied to a tree during the incident. According to Moyo though, he should not be held responsible because in fact, the donkey was a prostitute. I’m not even kidding.

According to New Zimbabwe, Sunday Moyo, a 28-year-old, told the court he paid $20 for a prostitute he met at a night club. Somewhere in the time between meeting her and when he was arrested, the prostitute transformed from a woman into a donkey.

If you pay $20 to fuck a woman and end up face to ass, with an ass, the last thing you would be thinking about is having sex. If the woman managed to transform into a creature, I would be a hell of a lot more concerned with how that happened, than putting my dick in an ass.

“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,” he told the court, according to New Zimbabwe.

Moyo also said at his court appearance that he’s a donkey.

So Moyo, who’s actually a donkey, wasn’t aware he was screwing a donkey, until he was arrested? It just so happens that both these “things” are both human and donkey? Well now, that makes perfect sense! Or it’s just a good way to justify getting caught for sticking your dick in a donkey.

“I think I am also a donkey,” he said, reports AFP, quoting The Herald. “I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey.”

Despite Moyo’s arguments he was still arrested in his the small Zvishavane which only has a population of around 35,000 people. How embarrassing. Charging him with bestiality and having him undergo psychiatric evaluation will possibly free him of his lust for the woman donkey.

SOURCE

Related articles

• Man Caught Having Sex with Donkey Claimed It Was a Shapeshifting Hooker [Animals] (gawker.com)
• Zimbabwean Caught Having Sex with Prostitute-Turned-Donkey (inquisitr.com)
• Ass Sex: You’re Doing It Wrong (dlisted.com)
• Change in Zimbabwe (paper-bird.net)