Ryne Anderson, 19, is a typical male teenager from North Dakota. In fact, he’s like every other damn teenage boy I have come across, and unfortunately, had a dumb enough ex-girlfriend to get himself into some legal trouble.

Anderson is pleading guilty to a felony terrorizing charge as well as a misdemeanor sexual assault count, due to the claims his ex-girlfriend has made. Apparently he tricked this 17-year-old girl into sucking his dick and having sex with him because drug dealers demanded that this took place. Yep, that’s right.

The pair’s lives would be endangered, Anderson told the teenager, unless “certain demands weren’t met within a specific timeframe.” Some of the purported demands made by the drug dealers “were sexual in nature,” according to a police report. Anderson told the victim that if “she didn’t go through with these demands that people would be hurt or even killed, including her and her family.”

While being 17 means you’re still not that mature, you should still be aware that this is absolutely absurd! I mean, come the fuck on. If there were drug dealers after your boyfriend honey, they wouldn’t be asking him to get his dong sucked and fucked. Rather, they’d be beating the shit out of your man while making him watch THEM being sexual with you. Have you ever met a generous drug dealer that wants the people they’re trying to blackmail to get laid? No. If you believed this bullshit, YOU deserve to go to jail for a lack of common sense.

Personally, I think this little whore’s parents found out that she had sex and while the story may be true about him lying to get into her pants…she wanted it. She knew it was a lame excuse, but she was 17, not 12, and she wanted to enjoy herself. Unfortunately, this young man is now being charged for lying to get into her pants, which is what every other teen guy I know has done…at least twice in their lives.

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