Angela Lynn Palmer, 37, was being brought in the Lee County Jail when crack cocaine apparently fell from her Vagina. It was at this time that Palmer decided to let officers know that the clear tube wasn’t the only item stored in her cooch purse. Shortly after, an orange tube then fell from her vagina, which was then followed by another clear tube.

She wasn’t just smuggling in the crack cocaine (2 rocks were found within the orange tube), she was also trying to bring in a tool to be able to smoke the substance while in prison. Each clear tube was identified as being used to smoke the substance found in the orange tube.

Her initial charges included, “trespassing, counterfeit identification, drug possession, and tampering with evidence.” And now, because of this botched smuggling she has also been charged with “possession of cocaine, possession of drug equipment, and introduction of contraband into a correctional facility.”

I’ve heard many stories of contraband, money, etc. falling from vagina’s. It seems obvious that this is a bad place to hide such items. Unless you plan on sewing that shit up, you should really just use your vag for pissing and screwing; Have friends and relatives take the risk and bring that stuff to you once you’re already safely behind bars, where it’s much easier to get away with.

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