Daily Archives: August 2, 2011
This is a hilarious name for an operation and an even more hilarious idea to make extra money. When your minimum job at Dunkin Donuts isn’t working out as well as you had hoped, you could always take extra customers…in the parking lot.
The cops surveyed the scene after getting an anonymous tip and launched an investigation ‘Extra Sugar’. HAHAHA! I love the amount of effort and money going into catching a prostitute has used her job as DUnkin Donuts as a cover. She should be awarded for creativity!
Anyway, here’s a bit of the article:
ROCKAWAY— A 29-year-old woman working the night shift at Dunkin Donuts is facing prostitution charges for allegedly taking breaks from selling donuts and coffee to provide sexual services in exchange for money.
Melissa Redmond, 29, of Mine Hill, was arrested after a six week investigation known as “extra sugar” that began when police got a tip that people could go to the Dunkin Donuts on Route 46 and arrange a liason with Redmond.
“I had gotten an anonymous tip,” Detective Sgt. Kyle Schwarzmann, who led the investigation. “She was a night time employee (working 9 p.m. to 5 a.m.), supposedly a very good one.’’
Schwarzmann began gathering information and doing surveillance at the scene. He noticed on multiple evenings that she would go out to cars to see customers and would spend 10 or 15 minutes there, he said.
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Angela Lynn Palmer, 37, was being brought in the Lee County Jail when crack cocaine apparently fell from her Vagina. It was at this time that Palmer decided to let officers know that the clear tube wasn’t the only item stored in her cooch purse. Shortly after, an orange tube then fell from her vagina, which was then followed by another clear tube.
She wasn’t just smuggling in the crack cocaine (2 rocks were found within the orange tube), she was also trying to bring in a tool to be able to smoke the substance while in prison. Each clear tube was identified as being used to smoke the substance found in the orange tube.
Her initial charges included, “trespassing, counterfeit identification, drug possession, and tampering with evidence.” And now, because of this botched smuggling she has also been charged with “possession of cocaine, possession of drug equipment, and introduction of contraband into a correctional facility.”
I’ve heard many stories of contraband, money, etc. falling from vagina’s. It seems obvious that this is a bad place to hide such items. Unless you plan on sewing that shit up, you should really just use your vag for pissing and screwing; Have friends and relatives take the risk and bring that stuff to you once you’re already safely behind bars, where it’s much easier to get away with.
Donny Brook Mail – A New Zealand woman had her hand almost completely severed when a sex romp on a bathroom sink in Croatia went awry, stuff.co.nz reports.
The Croatian Times newspaper reported the 28-year-old, known as Amy R, was having sex on the sink with an Englishman in the island town of Hvar when the porcelain broke and the sharp edge sliced her wrist, leaving her hand hanging by just the skin.
Police spokesman Kraljevic Gudelj said: “It appears they were engaged in a passionate act in the bathroom where at some stage the sink broke – leaving a jagged edge that severed the woman’s hand when she fell to the floor.”
The hand was reattached after a six-hour operation by surgeons in the city of Split.
The British participant fled and Croatian police are looking for him.
New Zealand’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Trade confirmed it was aware of the case and was providing assistance.
The Croatian Times said the couple had met in Croatia and ended up on a yacht called Anete in a local marina.
“The young woman almost died, and was only saved after she was airlifted to hospital where doctors managed to reattach the severed limb. It had only been attached by a small amount of skin,” the police spokesman said.
“We believe it was probably an accident but the British man has fled and the New Zealand girl is understandably hard to speak to.”
Well, this guy may not look like the smartest, but he’s definitely got it right, financially. Who can afford to get tattoos removed in this economy?! This guy took it upon himself, and others, to remove his tattoo with an old fashioned power sander. This is why you shouldn’t get drunk in Mexico and tattoo some random persons name on your body. The removal looks far more painful than the tattoo itself, but luckily this redneck can handle the pain.
By: Kelli Knight
A lesbian couple from Norway rescued 40 children during the Utoya Island youth camp attacks was nothing short of amazing, but has gained very little recognition internationally. Many feel that the lack of exposure is due to discrimination.
Hege Dalen and her partner, Toril Hansen, were two very brave INDIVIDUALS, regardless of their sexual orientation. They should be rewarded for their sheer instinct to protect and help children that were frightened and confused. They “braved gunfire while making trips to lift frightened youngsters from the water surrounding the island. ”
The original report, from The Finnish newspaper Helsingin Sanomat was translated by the blog Talk About Equality:
“We were eating. Then shooting and then the awful screaming. We saw how the young people ran in panic into the lake,” says Dalen to HS in an interview. The couple immediately took action and pushed the boat into Lake Tyrifjorden.
Dalen and Hansen drove the boat to the island, picked up from the water victims in shock in, the young and wounded, and transported them to the opposite shore to the mainland. Between runs they saw that the bullets had hit the right side of the boat. Since there were so many and not all fit at once aboard, they returned to the island four times.
“We did not sleep last night at all. Today, we have been together and talked about the events,” Dalen said.
Let’s hope that the media didn’t delay in reporting this coverage for over a week due to homophobia. I find that hard to believe, what with the internet and all, but I’d hope that no one would be hateful to people who sacrificed their own lives for the lives of 40 children.
By: Kelli Knight
There is a new ex-gay therapy that has gained some momentum lately, and it is rather unorthodox when you think about its purpose. Gays from all over are becoming involved in touch therapy which evidently, cures them of their gayness.
Imagine a father cradling a baby, only the baby is an adult man. Now, imagine that this man-baby is trying to cure his homosexuality and you have an accurate picture of what’s known as “ex-gay” touch therapy.
So the assumption is that there was a lack of fatherly love and affection. In order to cure this empty void, men shack up with other dudes because they simply miss their daddy, or at least this is the lead motivator for touch therapy. I just don’t get why cuddling men would prove to work better than fucking them. Most of the gay men I know are much happier when they get to actually have sex. In brutal honestly, the cuddling could lead to abandonment issues because no one is going to wait that long for your gay ass to put out.
And now, what about lesbians and, (I’m assuming here) our mother issues? How do we cure this? Because again, sex has been working out pretty good for me, so much so that I don’t even want to cure this disease anymore!
Well, at least now if you see two men hugging you know that they’re just ex-gays who are treating themselves to a little daddy love and affection so they don’t get all gay in public and embarrass the entire family
William Falkingham, 34, has successfully scared neighborhood children in Idaho thanks to his terrifying bunny suit. Apparently, it’s not just the suit that’s threatening, but the way he makes his hand into a fake gun, points it at children and pretends to fire at them. And sometimes he even makes himself even more terrifying by sporting a tutu on the bunny suit.
A bunny wearing a tutu, shooting at children doesn’t sound all that bad right? Well, the police think so and have asked that he stop terrorizing the children. Obviously Faulkner understood why the children were so scared and has agreed to stop wearing the suit around town.
What a pussy. You have a great gag going on, that’s completely legal and have made a name for yourself, but you give in to peer pressure. Granted, it is pressure from police who have some authority, but come on, you shoot children!
Forty-six-year-old Thelma Carter, struck her boyfriend, who resided with her, in the head with the heel of her stiletto. Carter and her boyfriend were both in their trailer home in Augusta, Georgia when the incident occurred.
Apparently, she continued to strike him until he was dead, sometime on Sunday. The police then discovered his body on Monday after Thelma herself had called authorities, claiming she found him in this condition.
Poor Robert Higdon, 58, was not only beat to death by a woman, but with a stiletto! Maybe she had figured that no one would assume such a sexy object could be used as a murder weapon. Luckily the good police in this county were able to realize that this bitch was a liar and had something to hide. Also, she was missing a shoe, while the other lay lying on the floor, covered in blood. Ha.
Dailymail - A spurned boyfriend lured a teenage love rival to his death using an elaborate ruse on Facebook, police in Florida claim.
Israel Nieves set up a fake profile for a woman called Ty-Ann and flirted with Jason Rodriguez for weeks online before inviting him to ‘her’ house.
But as Rodriguez, a 19-year-old bodybuilder, waited outside in his car, Nieves walked up to the window and calmly shot him in the face and neck, detectives say. Rodriguez died a week later in hospital.
Another crime takes place in Orange County, Florida, where the infamous Casey Anthony case took place. Apparently people in the county feel the right to kill anyone who stands in their way of what they want. Either that, or there are a bunch of narcissistic people, which seems more likely.
What I don’t understand is why he couldn’t have simply shown his ex-girlfriend the chats and flirting that were transpiring between the two. This alone would piss her off and make the new beau seem unfaithful. He did go to a girl’s house (or so he thought) that he met on Facebook and knew nothing about (obviously). Although, Israel Nieves did have a female friend video chat, as well as communicate in other ways with the victim. Apparently she just thought it was a prank, but it turned out to be much more serious.
The suspects excuse: He claimed not to remember the night of the shooting, in February this year, because he had been drinking and ‘smoking embalming fluid’.
Smoking embalming fluid?! I’m sorry, and maybe I’m out of the loop these days, but who the hell smokes embalming fluid, and why? Is the weed in Florida truly that bad? Although this would seemingly prove anyone insane, or at least stupid, I think it’s a lame excuse to get away with murder.
In regards to the suspects relationship with his ex-girlfriend: When they broke up, he emailed her a picture of himself clutching a gun. He is also alleged to have raped her and threatened her family.
Oh, and on top of being arrested and held in regards to this murder, he is also being charged with raping a 14-year-old girl that he had met online. Obviously his violent past is going to blow all of his excuses (no matter how bizarre) right out of the water.