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Man Called 911 Because His One Night Stand Was Snoring ‘Like a Train’

Benjamin Todd Duddles, 41, apparently could not handle the train-like snoring of his sleeping partner, early on Sunday morning. Duddles said that the unnamed woman (hence, one night stand) was ’now snoring like More »

[VIDEO] White Supremacist, Craig Cobb, Faces Shocking Revelation After Taking DNA Test on ‘The Trisha Show’

Craig Cobb is a 62-year-old White Supremacist, who has tried to turn the small town of Leith, North Dakota into a ‘white enclave’. The town of Leith is incredibly small, and many More »

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Meet Mr. Balls, Brazil’s Very Disturbing Testicular Cancer Mascot

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Women Should Know That the Vagina is NOT a Good Hiding Spot

Christie Harris will be spending 25 years in prison after attempting to hide a loaded gun in her vagina and large quantities of methamphetamine in her butt. The young woman, from Ada, More »

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[PHOTOS] Gummy Bear Adventures

Last night, I was working late when I noticed some photos that my wife was posting on instagram. I was then reminded why I married her. I give you, Gummy Bear Adventures!

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Man Called 911 Because His One Night Stand Was Snoring ‘Like a Train’

Benjamin Todd Duddles, 41, apparently could not handle the train-like snoring of his sleeping partner, early on Sunday morning. Duddles said that the unnamed woman (hence, one night stand) was ’now snoring like a train and (he) wants her out’.

The cops then came to this man’s home. I don’t understand how it went further than the phone call, but apparently, it did. When the police arrived, Duddles told them that the two had been drinking together, had a “good time” (they fucked) and then the woman fell asleep.

But when he couldn’t rouse the slumbering woman, he called police, according to a Waukesha Police Department report.

Apparently, this lady just had sleep apnea and was just fine. The cops suggested he sleep on the couch instead of getting the law involved, ya know, the next time he decides to bring a bitch with sleep apnea home.

Embarrassingly Hilarious Photos of Dads and Their Children

There are definitely some odd family photos are there, but these are some of the very best that focus on the father. I am so thankful my dad never attempted any of these.

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[VIDEO] White Supremacist, Craig Cobb, Faces Shocking Revelation After Taking DNA Test on ‘The Trisha Show’

Craig Cobb is a 62-year-old White Supremacist, who has tried to turn the small town of Leith, North Dakota into a ‘white enclave’. The town of Leith is incredibly small, and many of its 16 residents were unaware of white supremacy or of Cobb’s plans to make it a ‘white enclave’.

But what makes this story even better is what happened when Mr. Cobb went onto ‘The Trisha Show’ and took a DNA test, which proved he had 14% Sub-Saharan African in him. The best part of this clip, for me at least, was not the revelation itself, but the woman who is hysterically laughing at this man and his stupidity.

“On hearing the results Cobb, who insists he is not a white supremacist but a Creator, a religion which favours ‘racial awareness’, immediately dismissed the news that genetically he is 14 per cent Sub Saharan African, 86 per cent European, as ‘statistical noise.’”

Trisha Goddard, host of ‘The Trisha Show’ couldn’t help herself and attempted to fist pump Cobb, stating ‘so there you go Bro’, which unfortunately, the newfound African descent, did not reciprocate.

Luckily, most people of Leith do not stand by what Cobb is attempting and stands for, but he has gained the respect of some idiotic souls. Two people who came to Leith in the hopes of joining his white enclave are Kynan Dutton, wife Deborah Dutton, and their five children.

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Sadly, there is only one African-American man in this town, and he just so happens to be married to a white woman. This couple has been the brunt of all Cobb’s racial attacks and has gone on to take interviews describing Cobb’s radical behavior.

‘In a better world where we are in charge we would tell blacks “If you have sex with our white handmaidens we will hang you.’ - Craig Cobb outlines his ideal society

The town and its council members fear that Cobb may encourage more people like the Dutton’s to come to Leith and strong-arm this small town. In fact, they admit that they no longer know what they can do, especially considering Cobb has bought up land to host his fellow white supremacists (although, lets remember, he is kinda black too…)

With just 16 residents in the town Cobb is confident that his bid to outnumber the locals with his followers and take over the council will succeed.

He claims another family is on their way and has threatened to bring member of the ‘hard core Aryan Nations’ group to the town and ex-convicts who have ‘been in Federal prison for 20 years.’

He said: ‘We will become the majority there is no doubt. Do not ask for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for Leith.’

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Meet Mr. Balls, Brazil’s Very Disturbing Testicular Cancer Mascot

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The fact that Brazil even has a Testicular Cancer Mascot is already pretty strange, but for it to be a disgustingly realistic (minus the face) pair of balls, is fucking creepy.

A Brazilian Testicular Cancer Awareness group is responsible for forcing people to come face to balls with “Senhor Testiculo”.

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Bored at work? This should entertain you…

Not Enough Answers

Most of my life has been spent worrying about my purpose here.

It’s as if I’m searching for some sort of manual, with the awareness that it will never be found.

Despite my knowledge that it doesn’t exist, I now have intent in creating these guidelines for myself.

Each flaw I see within yours truly is an objective to conquer.

Each emotion I feel: guilt, sadness, hatred, etc., is something I strive to overcome.

Being incredibly selfish, yet hurting for those around me, conflict at every moment.

In an attempt to become a better me, I’m left in a constant state of failure.

What is it we’re suppose to learn from existing?

What lessons are we leaving behind for others?

Who should be happy when it’s all over?

Do I live for me or do I live for others?

And does each person decide for themselves or is there a right answer?

Ultimately, there will always be too many questions and not enough answers.

 

-Kelli Knight

 

 

 

Women Should Know That the Vagina is NOT a Good Hiding Spot

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Christie Harris will be spending 25 years in prison after attempting to hide a loaded gun in her vagina and large quantities of methamphetamine in her butt. The young woman, from Ada, Oklahoma, pleaded no contest last week in regards to her charges, which included: methamphetamine possession with intent to distribute, gun possession by a convicted felon and bringing contraband into jail.

In fairness, she was probably hoping to take that gun out of her vagina before being taken into custody, but never got the chance. 

Harris was arrested last March after a drug dog led the officers to her car, where they uncovered drug paraphernalia, meth and a semi-automatic pistol (which she apparently couldn’t fit due to her lack of compartments).

While in jail, Harris told the female officer she did not want to lower her underwear for a contraband search because “she was on her period,” according to a police report. She ended up complying, though, and the officer noticed “a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area.”

That item turned out to be a loaded 5-shot revolver.

“It would seem to be a very dangerous place to carry a loaded firearm,” Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross told KFOR. ”If it goes off, it’s only going one place.”

I hope women start realizing that these items will be discovered and are dangerous to be putting into their orifices. Then again, it does provide me with some comedic reading.

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